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SzczerbiakManiac
10-22-2009, 10:30 AM
If you are not already familiar with Etsy (http://www.etsy.com/), the sell-your-crafts-on-line site, check it real quick out and then come back.

I'd like to present Regretsy (http://www.regretsy.com/). Cullings from the most gawd-awful crap Etsy has to offer. Think of it as The Gallery of Regrettable Food (http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/) for crafting.
Warning: There are some NSFW images on those pages, so proceed with caution.

There are many other "good" ones, but here are a few that I would consider Greatest Hits:
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/18/mock-turtle/
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/15/super/
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/14/commode-ode/
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/07/urine-luck/

Just for the record, I am in no way implying Etsy is a bad idea or has mostly crappy stuff--quite the contrary.
Ghoulish Delight
10-22-2009, 10:31 AM
LSPE introduced me to this a couple weeks ago. I fell in love.
Gemini Cricket
10-22-2009, 10:33 AM
I think my ex Ralphie would actually buy the Turtle pin...
:D
Ghoulish Delight
10-22-2009, 10:35 AM
omg, I missed this one. And it literally just made me laugh out loud.

http://www.regretsy.com/images/chick.png
Gemini Cricket
10-22-2009, 10:48 AM
Woo hoo! Chicken Poncho! Sounds like the next animated series on Nick or Adult Swim.
:D
LSPoorEeyorick
10-22-2009, 10:58 AM
It is Appointment Viewing in our house. A gather-round-the-laptop-daily site.

Many crafts are beloved, but the masturbating dinosaur (http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/05/t-wrecks/) may be my very favorite.
lashbear
10-22-2009, 07:15 PM
Here’s a little poem
We’ve sewn into your lap
You forgot to take your shorts off
Before you took a crap
Hehehehehehehehehe
Ghoulish Delight
10-23-2009, 08:00 AM
I'm pretty sure NA and € have one of these in their attic.

http://www.regretsy.com/images/raccoon.png
Ghoulish Delight
10-23-2009, 08:02 AM
And my favorite. What a deal!

http://www.regretsy.com/images/kittenhead.png
alphabassettgrrl
10-25-2009, 08:05 PM
I like the Grim Reaper using actual human rib bones for his backdrop/wings/whatever the heck that was.
SzczerbiakManiac
11-05-2009, 03:00 PM
Rasta Centurion Macrame Mask (http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/30/secret-square/)
Deebs
11-05-2009, 03:09 PM
Rasta Centurion Macrame Mask (http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/30/secret-square/)

A bargain at only $80!
Gemini Cricket
11-05-2009, 05:46 PM
This one (http://www.regretsy.com/2009/11/04/stranger-danger-nsfw/) had me laughing.

NSFW

:D
lol
SzczerbiakManiac
11-10-2009, 02:52 PM
Regretsy Math (http://www.regretsy.com/2009/11/10/regretsy-math/)
SzczerbiakManiac
11-17-2009, 01:05 PM
Cirque de So Lame (Not BTD safe!)Circus Clowned Wreath
http://images.regretsy.com/clownwreath.jpg (http://www.regretsy.com/2009/11/16/cirque-de-so-lame/)
Don’t look in the crawlspace.Gnome DepotMiniature Fairy or Dollhouse Toilet with Frog
http://images.regretsy.com/fairycan.jpg (http://www.regretsy.com/2009/11/16/gnome-depot/)
Oh, good. Somebody finally managed to combine two of the biggest obsessions in crafting: mythical creatures and bodily functions. Now if they would just make mermaid tampons, we could all go home.
SzczerbiakManiac
12-02-2009, 04:51 PM
This isn't actually Regretsy and I happen to think these are damn cool, but since it is from Etsy and I didn't think these were worthy of their own thread, I'm posting it here.

May I present nativity scenes that are just not right (http://www.etsy.com/search_results_shop.php?search_type=user_shop_ttt_ id_5108187&search_query=not-right-nativity)!