Kitty Mayhem!

[CoasterMatt]

http://members.dslextreme.com/users/coastermatt/images/catplode33ud.gif
http://members.dslextreme.com/users/coastermatt/images/StevenPerry.jpg
http://members.dslextreme.com/users/coastermatt/images/kittycoaster.bmp
:p

[wendybeth]

Awwwwww- those coaster kitties look a bit like Sam when he was a baby, only he was fuzzier! I love that pic- thanks, CM!

(That's Steven and Perry, right? They look like they are plotting...)

[Not Afraid]

I want to call our house Kitty Mayhem Manor. I think it fits.

[CoasterMatt]

http://members.dslextreme.com/users/coastermatt/images/5-picture1.gif

[wendybeth]

Lol!!! Tori and I both love it!!!!

[Not Afraid]

It looks like Scoundrel! Bad cat!

[Kevy Baby]

Isn't "Kitty Mayhem" redundant?

[CoasterMatt]

Never Set The Cat On Fire

Never set the cat on fire, you only will annoy it
The flames will make the beast perspire; it surely won't enjoy it
Likewise do not ignite the dog, the snake, the gerbil, or the frog
No, never set the cat on fire

Refrain
And mind your manners, as circumstances may require
And never set the cat on fire

Don't open up the cabin hatch; the air is sure to leave it
And air is very hard to catch; you never will retrieve it
And even though your life's a bore, don't open the reactor door
Don't open up the cabin hatch

Refrain

Don't change the navigator's data, someone's sure to see ya
You know the captain's view of that, a very bad idea
He doesn't want his ship to race forever lost in endless space
Don't change the navigator's data

Refrain

Don't start an interstellar war; it has no helpful uses
When someone asks you 'what's it for?', you'll only make excuses
If thirty trillion folks get hurt, you'll go to bed with no dessert!
Don't start an interstellar war

Refrain twice

[mistyisjafo]

All I can say is...

[wendybeth]

This is Samwise if he took steroids:

http://www.thegreenhead.com/watercooler/images/funny_cats_1.jpg

[SzczerbiakManiac]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/watercooler/images/funny_cats_1.jpgThat is my kinda cat!!

[Not Afraid]

SM, that cat would look normal-sized in your arms. ;)

When I first showed that picture to Chris, his reaction was one of pure fear as he said "Jack's not going to get THAT big, is he?"

[wendybeth]

Kitty fishing stories:
http://fredsmith.us/mirror/funny/cats.jpg

[mistyisjafo]

Wendybeth, is that a Maine Coon cat? I know they get to be pretty good sized. Love the kittens talkin!

[SacTown Chronic]

http://fredsmith.us/mirror/funny/cats.jpg

Reminds me of GD and Tramspotter comparing conquests.

[wendybeth]

Wendybeth, is that a Maine Coon cat? I know they get to be pretty good sized. Love the kittens talkin!

It's just a pic I found on the net- it looks like kitty may have some Maine Coon in him, but he's also got the orange tabby (longhair) coat. He's a big boy, whatever his breed!

SacTown, I thought the same thing-lol!

[cirquelover]

Wendy my boy said OMG, when he saw the giant cat! Thanks for the cool pics.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

it looks like kitty may have some Maine Coon in him, but he's also got the orange tabby (longhair) coat.Actually, that is one of the common colors (http://www.fanciers.com/breed-faqs/maine-coon-colors.html) for Maine Coons (http://www.fanciers.com/breed-faqs/maine-coon-faq.html#Desc).

[wendybeth]

Thanks, SM! I didn't know that- I've only seen the Torti ones before, and none of them were quite as large as Shamu there. I wants one of those!!!!! What a cool cat!:snap:

[CoasterMatt]

http://members.dslextreme.com/users/coastermatt/images/funnycheyennerauuuus.jpg
Even More Kitty Mayhem!
http://members.dslextreme.com/users/coastermatt/images/funnytomderschoenste.jpg
http://members.dslextreme.com/users/coastermatt/images/funnyjoeheybaby.jpg
Hey Baby!
http://members.dslextreme.com/users/coastermatt/images/funnyjulekaugummi.jpg

[wendybeth]

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http://www.cats.alpha.pl/funny/goldie1.jpg

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[Prudence]

My cat Boris was lying right on the edge of the bed last night. Flat on his back, legs all stretched out, front legs pointed toward his tail. Just like a person. Did I mention he was RIGHT on the VERY EDGE of the bed? I'm sure you can imagine what happened next.

Almost as funny as when he fell into the toilet.

[wendybeth]

My cat Boris was lying right on the edge of the bed last night. Flat on his back, legs all stretched out, front legs pointed toward his tail. Just like a person. Did I mention he was RIGHT on the VERY EDGE of the bed? I'm sure you can imagine what happened next.

Almost as funny as when he fell into the toilet.
Your Boris and my Boris sound like they were separated at birth. ;)

[Not Afraid]

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http://www.cats.alpha.pl/funny/goldie1.jpg

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It's JACK! He LOVES the toilet. Hasn't sat in it like this kitten....yet.

[CoasterMatt]

http://www.fnuky.com/pictures/mutant%20animals/mutantkitten3.jpg
Discuss

[Kevy Baby]

A kitty mishap with a ceiling fan, as seen on Snopes (http://www.snopes.com/photos/commercials/nokia.asp).

WARNING: don't view this video if you are sensitive in nature. I am fairly certain that this was just Special FX (otherwise I wouldn't post it).

Cat Video (http://www.snopes.com/photos/video/nokia.avi)

[Kevy Baby]

http://graphics1.snopes.com/photos/animals/graphics/lioncut1.jpg http://graphics1.snopes.com/photos/animals/graphics/lioncut2.jpg
http://www.callme.com/justwebvideo/local_pictures/cat-in_Mer_callme_r3.jpg http://www.csamuel.org/Cat.jpghttp://www.batkhela.com/cool-funny-pictures/large/funny_pictures_batkhela.com_30.jpg http://www.poopon.com/cat.jpg http://www.mypkhome.com/cfunny/cat-fn-40.jpg http://www.mypkhome.com/cfunny/cat-fn-45.jpg http://www.mypkhome.com/cfunny/cat-fn-66.jpg http://www.mypkhome.com/cfunny/cat-fn-69.jpg http://www.saltcitycatclub.org/PhotoGallery/Images/happyhalloween.jpg http://www.sydneymate.com/store/picture-print-poster/funny-cute-animal/free-picture/funny_cat1.jpg
And GusGus and I deal with this on a regular basis:
http://www.elitesavers.com/funny/cat-pants.jpg

[CoasterMatt]

Lmao!!!

[wendybeth]

LMAO, too, KB and CM!!!!:snap::D:snap:

[wendybeth]

Bill The Cat

http://www.mypkhome.com/cfunny/cat-fn-66.jpg

Just waiting for him to hock up a furball.....

[Kevy Baby]

I guess I am in a cute kitty mood today!

http://www.spanienhunde-nothilfe.com/Mitgliedsantrag/a_cat_sleep_4.jpg
http://carrey826.tripod.com/Photo/cat_sleep.jpg
http://sapporo-online.cool.ne.jp/00_diary_photo_box/cat_sleep_0905.jpg http://www.felinefriendsuae.com/images/cat%20sleep.jpg http://www.msgr.ca/msgr-9/cat%20sleep06.JPG http://greetz.com/games/images/CatSleep.jpg http://www.tigress.com/felfur/cat/Rab_Wild_13.jpg http://www.purplemoon.com/pets/jerry-rajguy-sleep.jpg http://www.lights.nildram.co.uk/kitten/kitten%20in%20a%20glass.jpg http://sub.allpetsconsidered.com/Photo%20Albums/Kitten%20on%20Mouse.jpg

[Not Afraid]

I guess I am in a cute kitty mood today!



http://www.tigress.com/felfur/cat/Rab_Wild_13.jpg


That could be Dexter and Scoundrel if they were kittens at the same time. They sleep like that now, only they're bigger. ;)

I rarely see a cat with the same coloring as Dex.

[CoasterMatt]

http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/TigerLooksUp.jpg
http://www.dogsinthenews.com/issues/0105/pictures/tricks.gif
http://hem.fyristorg.com/cat_tricks/Kenzo%205v.jpg
http://a1733.g.akamai.net/7/1733/1733/970515362/starchild.astral.net/spatch/cattown/cat-popstar.jpg
The last one reminded me of Not Afraid :D

[Ponine]

I love the NA kitty...
Does anyone have the pic of the of the dog, and the cat, etc, standing on each other to get the beer out of the fridge?

[Not Afraid]

Argh! Pirate kitty! If only my cats would let me dress them up...........then I'd be a truely scary cat lady!

[Ponine]

Argh! Pirate kitty! If only my cats would let me dress them up...........then I'd be a truely scary cat lady!
<blink>
Umm... I dont know how to tell you this NA, but... I dont think that kitty thinks she's a pirate.
She's got a Peter Pan collar, and appears to have cherries on her scarf.

But.. then again, I could need new glasses.

Edit: I had to go find Pirates...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/ponine/506102_zm.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/ponine/kittycity_1837_3389670.gif

[Kevy Baby]

A friend sent me a link to a site with a lot of cute kitties (http://www.themoggy.com/solos.htm)

It has a favorite pic of mine:

http://www.themoggy.com/olympics/oliver_asleepinfood.jpg

[Cadaverous Pallor]

A friend sent me a link to a site with a lot of cute kitties (http://www.themoggy.com/solos.htm) Awww! Very cute link!

[CoasterMatt]

http://images.quizilla.com/L/liquorpig/1051996124_appykitten.jpg

[Kevy Baby]

More:

http://www.therealmartha.com/MuchMisc/Shepard.jpg

http://www.therealmartha.com/MuchMisc/DogCat_t-day.gif

Redneck cat carrier:

http://www.therealmartha.com/MuchMisc/cat_carrier_beer_case1.JPG

[CoasterMatt]

http://www.defenselink.mil/specials/cats/images/kitten3_a.jpg
http://www.defenselink.mil/specials/cats/images/chow_a.jpg

[SzczerbiakManiac]

http://www.defenselink.mil/specials/cats/images/chow_a.jpgWhat a nice picture of Not Afraid's back yard! ;) :p

[Not Afraid]

I want the grey tabby! I don't have one of those. :evil:

[SzczerbiakManiac]

I don't think this will work in-line, so check out this kitty link (http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=catdrum) (quite work safe, but you may want to turn your volume down a bit)

[MickeyD]

I want the grey tabby! I don't have one of those. :evil:


Looking at the scratches on my arm...... Ok, you can have mine.

[Prudence]

My cats can smell yarn. No matter where I hide it, they find it. This morning there was red yarn -- my good wool sock yarn -- spiderwebbed all across the living room.

[Not Afraid]

Look Ma, no balls!


http://photos.xenarchy.com/albums/userpics/10001/jackbelly.jpg

[CoasterMatt]

http://members.dslextreme.com/users/coastermatt/images/KITTENMEGA-SEIZURE.gif

[mistyisjafo]

Peaches & Cream - The cat that my ex got in the break up. Peach weighs at least 25 lbs!

[BarTopDancer]

Images were huge. Will repost later.

[CoasterMatt]

http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00021/00021475.jpg

[Kevy Baby]

http://www.fugazi.co.uk/Westfield/images/*****.JPG

Okay, I decided to leave that. If you feel like copying the link above and replacing the asterisks with püssy (without the umlauts), you will see a cute picture!

[Giant Chicken]

This is Samwise if he took steroids:

http://www.thegreenhead.com/watercooler/images/funny_cats_1.jpg

This is by far the most amazing picture of a cat! Its so beautiful!!!! ;)

[Giant Chicken]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/Lovyface/starkitty005.jpg

STAR!!!

[wendybeth]

Lol! I think 'Star' and NA's Dexter need to meet up!

[wendybeth]

I found this via who else- CoasterMatt. (Who has another very funny kitty one).

Litterbox (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/litterbox.html)

[Kevy Baby]

I found this via who else- CoasterMatt. (Who has another very funny kitty one).

Litterbox (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/litterbox.html)
Well, that was just downright annoying!

[wendybeth]

Tori laughed herself silly.:D

(Of course, the lead singer looks like Boris, and sounds like Boris when Sam is biting him on the butt).

[Not Afraid]

OK. Jack and Dexter are not happy. meorwowowow