Gay Version of Grease

[JWBear]

I soooooooo want to see this! (http://www.towleroad.com/2010/03/gay-production-of-grease-to-be-staged-in-washington-dc.html)

[Gemini Cricket]

One of the comments about the article:
Are they gonna call it "Lube"?
lol!
:D

[Ghoulish Delight]

There's a straight version pf Greese? (says a straight man who has committed the movie to memory)

[Gemini Cricket]

"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."

(Best line in the film.)

:D

[Ghoulish Delight]

"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."

(Best line in the film.)

:D2nd best.

best="You know, rock'n and roll'n and whatnot"

[Kevy Baby]

There's a straight version pf Greese?I was going to say the exact same thing(says a straight man who has committed the movie to memory)The movie maybe, but not the spelling of the title :D

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Good gawd I wanna see this!!!!

[JWBear]

Obviously Rizzo's pregnancy scare will have to be cut.

(Spoilerized just in case there actually is somebody who hasn't seen Grease.)

[Ghoulish Delight]

Aww, there goes one of my other favorite lines. "I feel like a defective typewriter."

[SzczerbiakManiac]

What if Rizzo was done in drag?

[Snowflake]

"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."

(Best line in the film.)

:D

Delivered by the always wonderful Eve Arden.

Sigh, on first run, I think my friends and I spent the summer seeing Grease. At least 7-10 screenings. Knew it all by heart. Was a fun summer

[Kevy Baby]

How about the lyrics to Greased Lightening - I would think those would need some tweaking as well

Why this car is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's grease lightning (Grease lightning)

We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I'll get the money I'll kill to get the money)
With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no shyt we'll be getting lots of tit
In Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Purple french tail lights and thirty inch fins
oh yeah
A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins
oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging she's a real pussy wagon
Grease lightning

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the hit lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning

[Ghoulish Delight]

Was a fun summer
Did you have you a blast?

[Kevy Baby]

Did you have you a blast?Or meet a boy cute as can be?

[JWBear]

I don't have the Grease soundtrack on my iPod. I need the remedy that.

[Kevy Baby]

I don't have the Grease soundtrack on my iPod. I need the remedy that.Did YOU meet a boy cute as can be?

[JWBear]

Funny you mention that... The guy I was dating before I met Bill was (and still is, I presume) a huge Grease fan. And yes, he was as cute as can be.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

How about the lyrics to Greased Lightening - I would think those would need some tweaking as wellEasy peasy

Why this car is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's grease lightning (Grease lightning)

We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I'll get the money I'll kill to get the money)
With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no shït we'll be getting lots of dïck
In Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme their dïcks'll cream for grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Purple french tail lights and thirty inch fins
oh yeah
A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins
oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging she's a real pussy-boy* wagon
Grease lightning

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme their dïcks'll cream for grease lightning
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the hit lap trial
You are supreme their dïcks'll cream for grease lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning

*not my best work, granted, but I'm sure the talented mos in DC can get something to work in that place

[Gn2Dlnd]

A little, um, on the nose, perhaps? How 'bout - You know that ain't no lie we'll be getting lots of guys
In Grease Lightning

And - You are supreme the boys'll scream for grease lightning

Ain't got nuthin' for Pussy-wagon. I think it should stay. ;)

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Just a reminder, the stage version of Grease is very raunchy. I think my alternate lyrics would fit in just fine.

[JWBear]

Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-UZyJLklyc)

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Thanks for the post JW.

I'm a little disappointed they kept the pronouns as originally written, but I suspect Sam French and/or the rights holders would have had a conniption otherwise.

I still wish I could have seen it.