The Words You Say (almost) Everyday

[Claire]

I notice I say the same things everyday......pretty much. Here are some of them:

Hello? (answering the phone 5 billion times a day)

Courtney, do you see my keys in the kitchen?

Crap, we're late.

Ugh, I burnt my bagel.

Triple venti soy latte and a kids' hot chocolate. Nothing else. Yep. Thanks.

Lassie! Get down!! (cat on the dining room table)

Who didn't flush the toilet?

Chloe, put your shoes on. No. YOU put them on.

Cassidy and Chloe....stop fighting....now.

Chloe, what do you need to say to your sister?

Chloe, you need to learn to wipe your OWN butt.

I love you SO much. Give me a smooch. More smooches. I love you. No, I love YOU more. Mmmm...smoochie...smoochie. You're the sweetest thing. I love you so much. (Cassidy and Chloe)

I love you, Court.

What time is it?

Can someone find my cell phone? Okay, get me a regular phone and I'll call it.

Crap.

Ugh.

Thank you! Good job!

No, Chloe, no DVDs today....none.

Cass, let's do your reading.

Court, is your homework done? Chores? Did you feed the cat? Feed her, please. Yes, now. How would you like it if no one fed you or gave you fresh water? You're ten now....come on!

Okay, let's get cleaned up. It's time to go.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There's a ton more, but those are the basics. I swear I say the words above almost every single day of my LIFE.

What about you?

[libraryvixen]

I love you Peanut.

You can sign up for a maximum of one hour, once a day (library internet computers).

Your first card is free. If you lose your card, it's a dollar to get a new one.

B, did you make your bed?

B, let's wipe off that milk mustache.

Kids, get OFF of me!!! (when B's friends at school mob me and won't let go)

Venti Soy Iced Mocha No Whip please.

Your books are due back (add date here).

Hello?

Crap, have you seen my keys?

Me: Somebody loves you and her name is Mama.
B: Somebody loves you and her name is Bailey.

Color copies are .50 a page. Black/white copies cost .10

You need a library card to sign up for the internet.

Do you have an email address?

**Great thread Claire!! I'm at work right now, so a lot of my words I say are work related!! ;) **

[DwoernAdale]

"Please stop running in the house!" I swear I must mutter this in my sleep.

"Tinkerbell or butterfly?" Maddie's choices of night light.

"Did you wash your hands?"

"Is the dog back in the house too? Will you go check please?"

"Did you drink ALL of your milk?"

M: "Umm, Daddy?"
DA: "Yeesss?"
M: "I sure do love you!"
DA: "I sure do love you too birthday cake!" Birthday cake cause shes sweet like that.

"Have a good day! Have lots of nice, rich customers!" Deb(my wife) is the restaurant manager at the resort here.

Just lately its been...

"NO! No more Incredibles!" She did the same thing with Shrek. Now I shudder at having to watch it again. And I loved that movie *sigh*

"xxx more days till Disneyland!"


And a bunch more that I think I am simply unconscious of at this point.
Who knew domestic godhood would be so full of repetition :) Mmmm...comforting repetition.

[Prudence]

Did you feed, water, and scoop? (the cats, the cats, the litter box)

Do you have your phone/pills/homework/watch?

Hello, this is Leanne.

Boris, get off my laptop!

Did you give Boris his pills?

Super!

That would be a badness.

[blueerica]

"_____ cracks me up!"

"You're kidding/sh!tting me!"

"That's retarded."

"Uh, yeah."

But what says the most is the blank expression I think I'm wearing all day...

[Baileykat]

I notice I say the same things everyday......pretty much. Here are some of them:

Hello? (answering the phone 5 billion times a day)

Crap, we're late.

Who didn't flush the toilet?

Can someone find my cell phone? Okay, get me a regular phone and I'll call it.

Crap.

Ugh.



Dear lord, we're like the same person! :rolleyes:

"Brush your teeth. Did you brush your teeth? Are you sure? Let me smell your breath? GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!"

"Bailey do you have any papers from school for me? No? Are you sure? Nothing?"

"Bailey why didn't you tell me you had a field trip tomorrow and I'm suppossed to both go and bring snacks for your whole class? What? There was a note in your backpack?"

"Kat...did you feed the cat?"

"Kat...pick up your shoes"

"Kat..pick up the other pair of shoes."

"Bailey did you use soap in the shower? Let me smell you. PLEASE use soap in the shower?

"Dear Lord! You kids have been in the car 2 minutes and allready you are fighting! Can't I get a moment's peace?"

"Please get in the car NOW!"

"Where's the remote for the TV?"

"Kat I love you!"

"Bailey I love you!"

"Honey..when are you coming home? Just wandering. Cause I'm cooking dinner and it would be nice to know!"

[Scrooge McSam]

We've been through this. NO usernames will be created without security clearance FIRST!

I didn't create the rules. I just follow them.

No, the Microsoft password is for your remote connections.

All passwords are case sensitive now. They have been for the last xx months

Did you reboot? When is the last time you rebooted? Do you remember?

PLEASE, stop opening email attachments!

Your machine is infected with spyware.

<sigh> You want it WHEN?

I'll have a number 31... no cheese or sour cream, please.

Yep! When I'm shadowing you, I see exactly what you see.

If this document has errors, why did you approve and release it?

No, even I can't edit a released document. We can only mod it. We've never been able to edit a released document and we never will be able to. That's why we ask you to approve it before you release it.

ilovemyjobilovemyjobilovemyjobilovemyjobilovemyjob (ad infinitum)

Have we EVER loaded a domestic vendor without a valid tax ID?

You didn't get XX credit because you didn't mark the vendor XX.

I have no idea why your internet music service isn't working. (And may I pause for just a moment and express how little I care whether your internet music service is working?)

Did you get the memo from helpdesk dated <insert date here>?

What memo???

We don't use that form if it's a zero dollar action.

No, this is Sam... just a second, I'll transfer you.

Is it 4 o'clock YET!!!!

[wendybeth]

"I've got to go- I'm running late!"
"I love you- be good for grandma!" (To Tori)
"I'm leaving- are you going to get up?" (Eric)
"Crap!" (Spilled my coffee while getting into the car).
"Learn to ****ing drive!" (To the soccer mom in the Escalade that tries to run into me every morning).
"Oh, come on- the speed limit is 35!!!!!"
"People on 'Ludes should not drive...."
"Hi! Sorry I'm late- just give me a minute.."
"No, you cannot have a perm- bleached hair melts when permed".
"Crap!" (Dropped my color mixture, foils, combs, etc).
"Is this day over yet?"
"What does everyone want for dinner?" (Usual response- "whatever you decide")
"Wow- what the hell blew up in here?" (While surveying the mess that once was our family room, dining room, bathrooms, etc)
"I don't care how cute parrots are- NO MORE ANIMALS!!!!"

[Ponine]

Oatmeal, cinnamon crunchers, eggs, hard boiled eggs, and Cheetah chomps. We've had the same breakfast choices since you were two. You're six now, try to remember them, please.

Do you know how to eat and watch tv at the same time? You do? Then why is it taking you thirty minutes to eat???

When Tarzan ends, the TV goes off. Its the same thing every day.

It's 7:15, why arent we gone yet?

Crap, we're late.

Venti shaken Black tea lemonade, with four valencia and two raspberry please. (I guess i need to jump on the soy bandwagon!)

Good morning. / Morning lover. (depending on which coworker I walk by. each said about five times)

Good morning, and what teacher is making our lives difficult today?

No he's not, hang on, let me check IMDB.

No, he's not my husband. No, HE's really not my husband. THAT's Colin Firth. No, thats my son, I dont have a daughter. (The pictures hanging in my cube)

You know, you could do that in excel much faster.

Why? I just import the data into excel and sort it.

No, a teacher cant get two hours regular time on a school day, their work day is regular time, it has to be another KIND of time.

I cant use that, I need your id #.

I couldnt tell you, you'll need to call the help desk, that's what they're there for.

No, I cant work overtime, I have to be at ESS by 6pm.

Kids choice or mommy's choice for dinner?

Did you do your homework? Can I see?

Most people, when they take a shower wash their face too.

I love you Najo.

[Not Afraid]

Awwwww, Buster's belly is so cute!
Hello Jackie-wackie Mr purr boy love bug.
Scoundrel NO!
Soundrel sounds like a piggie-wiggie
Look at Pookie's tongue! Pookie's cute!
Girlie-whirlie want some water?
Good morning Himachi
Hi Honey!
Good night, I love you.

[sleepyjeff]

"Bailey why didn't you tell me you had a field trip tomorrow and I'm suppossed to both go and bring snacks for your whole class? What? There was a note in your backpack?"



It's like you live in our house or something...............eerie :eek:

:)

[Baileykat]

It's like you live in our house or something...............eerie :eek:

:)

Ain't it the truth! ;)


Adding the following:

"No there are no vegetables in this dish! I swear! I didn't put anything in here you don't like!"

"Kat...please stop tumbling in the store!"

"Kat..please stop tumbling in the living room!"

"Kat...please stop tumbling in the hall!"

"Kat...please stop tumbling in the kitchen!"

"Dear Lord Bailey...what is that smell in your room? WAIT! I don't want to know!"

[Mousey Girl]

Nickolas Raymond, I told you to leave those rats alone!! It is not just everyday, but serveral times each day.

[MickeyD]

"Venti non-fat white mocha, please."

"Crap." (all day, every day)

"Religious Ed., This is Heather"

"You're out of control."

"Don't forget....." (to my boss)

"We talked about this yesterday, remember?" (to my boss, who forgot)

"STOP FIGHTING" (to my cats)

[Boss Radio]

I'm going to be late.
Hello? I'm running a little late today.
Hello, people. Sorry I'm late.
No problem. Tiger by the tail.
Soon.
Five more minutes.
I swear.
I'm like 98% done. All I have to do is...
I have to leave.
Almost done.
Starving.
Honey? Running a little late.

[dsnylndmom]

Mine's a big combination of Claire's and Dena's

"Get up Kyler, no not 5 more minutes, now. Kyler get up, get up Kyler.Now put clothes on, get dressed, Kyler get up"

"Shawn get, up. Get up Shawnie, come on little on it's time to get up. Come on let's get dressed, open your eyes come on Shawn"

"Eat guys, no eat now, do I need to turn the tv off?"

"Shawn where are your shoes now? Kyler where are Shawn's schoes??"

"Kyler do you have lunch money, are you sure? Well go and grab it"

"Shawn do you have your book bag? It's right there on the table where it ALWAYS is, Shawn the other table, no that one"

"We're going to to be late, let's go. Come one let's go. Did you guys not hear me? We're going to be late'

"Crap where are my keys? Kyler have you seen my keys? WHat about my cell, Shawn have you seen my cell?"

"Kyler I love you"

"Gimme a kiss Shawnie, love you"

"Have a good day guys"

"Venti non fat no whip toffee nut latte please, no, that's it thanks"

"How's your coffee?"(to Aaron)

"How was your day Shawnie?"

"no you can't watch games you have to have lunch first, no lunch first, lunch then games"

"Ready for homework! Yes homework, yes"

"Brother will be home in 2 hours(followed by 1 hour, 30 minutes, 15 minutes, anytime)"

"How was your day Ky? Oh no what happened"

"Snack, homework chores, then go play. No homework first, no, no YOu can not do your homework later. No chores now no do you want to NOT go outside?"

"Kyler any papers from your teacher? Are you sure? Positive? yeah I thought so"

"who forgot to flush?"(at least 3 times)

"Stop fighting, I don't care who started stop fighting"

"Shawn you're not a dog"

"No that's what we're having for dinner, no we'er not going to _____ no fine don't eat"

"stop fighting"

"it's time to come in, yes now, no not 5 minutes, because it's time to come in"

"go wash your hands(over and over) did you wash them? let me see the other side. Could you manage your face too, yes your face"

"k tv times over time to shower, yes tonight, yes yes you have to wash you hair AND body, yes"

"did you you soap? shampoo? Are you sure?"

"mop up the water on the floor, yes you, wipe it up"

"take your clothes to the laundry room yes the dirty ones'

"brush your teeth, you did? are you sure? Yeah I thought so"

"storytime Shawn, Kyler reading time"

"good night I love you"

through out the day

"who loves you? Mommy does"

"I love you Shawnie"

"Psst Ky who loves you?"

"I love you infinity"

"What should we have for dinner tonight"

And many road rage issues, that are postable:blush:

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Can you put the snooze on?

Good morning. (Kiss.) Go back to sleep!

How are you feeling, Mom?

Sorry I'm late!

Is it Large Group or Small Group? What is the external claim number?

How was your day? I missed you! (Said to either A or T, depending on where I am that evening.)

Oh, no. I spilled again.

No, (Tesser/Dorothy) you can't go outside.

(Wembley/Lillian)... c'mere! C'mere! (Pets sofa.) C'mere!

Indeed.

What did I miss? Ohh, I drooled on you again.

Love you.

[SacTown Chronic]

"did you you soap? shampoo? Are you sure?"

Every freaking day with Todd. And he'll lie about it -- he's failed many hair sniff tests over the years.

[MerryPrankster]

Good morning, ______! (Whatever name I'm currently calling my husband. Lately it's been Jodie the Pig from The Amityville Horror because he burned his eyeballs a fiery red. These are names of affection. We have a warped sense of humor.)

Do you have any conference calls today?

What time are you going to go running?

What's your schedule tomorrow?

Yeah, we have to start eating a lot healthier.

Another unknown caller/blocked call...I'm not answering it.

Look at this spider!

Get that snowboard out of the house!

Hello...yeah, okay. But I really need to get some projects done around the house today.

It's cold in here.

Is it spring yet?

Wilbur must be hungry. (the real pig next door)

Hello pretty girl....you're the smartest pup in the whole wide world! (to the neighbor's dog)

What's that smell? (I have a waaay too sensitve sense of smell)

Holy moly, Holy cow or Holy crap!

What should we have for dinner?

Please.....thank you.

Is this clean or dirty? (picking up a piece of clothing)

Turn that down...you must be deaf.

I love you.

Good night, ______.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Me: Good afternoon, <my company name> technical support
Caller: Is this Walker Beurge Ford?
Me: No, this is <my company name>, you have the wrong number.
Caller: This isn't the Service Department?
Me: No, this is <my company name>, you have the wrong number.
Caller: Can you transfer me?
Me: No, this is <my company name>, you have the wrong number.

Hello, lover! (said every time my pooter boots up to the portrait of Wally that graces my desktop)

No onions, no tomatoes (to the person taking my sandwich order; 20% of the time there will be onions, tomatoes, or both when I bite into it)

Me: Good afternoon, <my company name> technical support
Caller: Is this John?
Me: No, I'm <my real name>.
Caller: Oh, I get you two confused all the time.
(If you were in the room with John and I, you would never in a million years think we sounded alike. But on the phone, folks think we're clones.:rolleyes: )

Me: Good afternoon, <my company name> technical support
Caller: When I try to run a report, it says "Unable to launch external report generator".
Me: <walks them through altering their Excel security levels>
(Our software utilizes Excel macros to generate reports. It's a very simple procedure outlined and highlighted in bold on the first page of our installation instructions.)

Me: Good afternoon, <my company name>
Caller: Hi, it's Vlad (our president and lead programmer), is George there?
Me: Just a moment <transfers call to George>
This wouldn't be an issue were it not for the following facts: These two communicate via IM all day long
Vlad works from home
If Vlad IM'd George and said "call me", George wouldn't have to go through an operator

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Job 1:

QUIET! The noise in here is unacceptable.

Who needs help?

If you're ready to check out you may line up.

Card please.

You don't have your card. Why are you in line? SIT DOWN and wait until you get your card to line up.

Where's your library book? You know the three places rule? Yes, in your hands, in your backpack, in your desk at school. If you know it so well, why don't you follow it? Pretend your book is stuck to your hands until you put it in your backpack, ok? Bring it tomorrow.

Job 2:

Sorry sir, you have to pay your full fine before you can use the internet. Yes, even if it's 25 cents. It's the way the computer program works, it won't let you log in until you pay. Yes, I know, it's just 25 cents.

You've already renewed this book, you need to return it for me to stop the fine. No, you can't use the internet until this is settled.

The tax forms are in the copy room. Yes, with the sign on it.

Bathroom? Turn left at the large orange hanging from the ceiling.

This card is no good.....looks like this was the card you lost, and you replaced it. You lost the new card?

Do you have ID with a current address? Ok great....(looks at ID) So you're on Oak Street? No, you've moved? See, that's why I asked for an ID with a current address (YOU GODDAMNED MORON).

All we require is a proof of your current address. You still get mail at this address? But you don't live there anymore? You want me to mail this to your parents? (what are you, 35?) Don't you have anything with your address on it?

The stuff I say at home I will not post here due to intense mushiness. :) But rest assured there's plenty of repeated mentions of my love for GD.

[libraryvixen]

CP... I feel the phrases you say on a daily basis.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Hmmm...

Tie between:
"Where's my money bitch?"
"Money's on the dresser, chocolate."

Seriously:

"Ah, $hit!"
"Goddamn it!"
"WTF?"
"HAAAAAHAHAHAAAHHAAAAAAA!"

I don't talk much...

[alphabassettgrrl]

Honey, it's morning, wake up.
Answered by unintelligible mumbles.

Yo! Quiet! You can't get breakfast until you settle down and are quiet. Yes, for longer than 2 seconds. Ok, good dogs.

Doggie potty break! Dogs outside! Good dogs.

Yes, you have to be quiet, too, I've never let you starve yet. (to the cat, who whines nearly as much as the dogs in the morning)

Love you!!! (to dogs, cat, or husband, depending)

Put me on your do-not-call list. Thank you and now go away.

**hugs**
-kerry

[Mousey Girl]

"How can you be hungry, you just ate dinner, and you're going to bed in 10 mins!!" This is another everyday saying.