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tracilicious
04-17-2005, 10:18 PM
I'll be offline for the most part until whenever we are in our new house. The move from hell is at least over the worst part of the hump. We dumped our stuff in the pastor's garage and are now cramped in a 550 sq foot extended stay "hotel" suite (read, overpriced apartments for those that can't qualify for a real apartment, or a winter home for snowbirds). It could be worse, but it's kinda ghetto.

Our room faces the pool and the barbecue area. Every day at about 4pm a group of four beer bellied, shirtless white guys, two tank top and stretch pants wearing women, a couple kids, and a dirthead teenager congregate at the picnic table to listen to 80's hair bands and talk about bomber missions and CIA conspiracies. They'll warn you about the pool temperature as you pass by. As if I was thinking of swimming there anyways, thanks. One wonders how many nights in a row you can eat hotdogs. Three and counting so far.

Michael told his boss about our due date dilemma, so his boss finally informed the pastor that he has people waiting to move in. So the pastor is trying to work something out so that he moves out before the other people's house is ready. We should have a real date this week.

We got rid of most of our furniture due to it all being crap anyways and the grossest thing happened. We bought our couches from my sister a few years ago. We lost our surround sound remote a while ago, so Michael cut the bottom of the couch open before he moved it to look for the remote. Inside was a dead bird. We haven't had a cat in the entire time we've had that couch. There's no freaking way a great dane got a bird inside the couch. My sister has a cat. That bird has been there for at least two years. :eek: How gross is that?

Anyways, I'm paying by the minute for the phone line here. Posting this has cost me twenty cents. I most likely won't be online much. I'll be sure to post as soon as we're in our real house.

Some bright moments to this week: Our hotel has cable! I've missed cable. Sweet, sweet, cable. I'm across the street from a mall, a target, and a borders. If my marriage can survive this, it can most likely survive anything. We'll see if that's changed after living in this tiny place for a few weeks. :p I'm forced to be organized. This place is too damn small for my slobbish self.

Hope everyone keeps well in my absence. Oh, and please try not to shut down the boards while I'm gone. Almost every time I go offline for more than a few days, some crisis happens and everyone goes to a new board. I know it's hard without me, but please people, keep it together! :p

MickeyD
04-17-2005, 10:33 PM
Thanks for letting us know what's going on, Traci! I hope you get to move into the house soon....but cable & Target & Borders sounds pretty cool to me. Eww, but the people by the pool don't sound cool to me. Ick.

Gn2Dlnd
04-17-2005, 10:36 PM
Wow! Hey, if you can find the local library, you should be able to use the internet for free. Good Luck!

wendybeth
04-17-2005, 11:04 PM
Best of luck, Traci! I'm sorry you have to be going through all of this, especially so close to your due date, but hopefully all will be worth it!

Prudence
04-17-2005, 11:15 PM
Recipe for amusement:

1) Gather the family.
2) Assign each family a member (or two!) of the Beer Belly Squadron.
3) Dub all their lines, as if you were in an improv game.
4) (adults and non-pregnant women only) Drink everytime someone mentions Zapruder film.

Not Afraid
04-17-2005, 11:38 PM
I was just thinking about you this morning! I'm glad at least SOMETHING has happened. Hopefully, the next thing that happens will be moving into your new house. I'm keeping my fingers cross, but I know that, whatever happens, it will all work out - and make for amusing stories later.

DisneyDaniel
04-18-2005, 12:21 AM
The end justifies the means, so keep up your spirits by watching "My Neighbor Totoro" again for the hundredth time! Justing watching or looking at Totoro (like your avatar) will bring smiles and good cheer to you and your family. Best wishes with everything. :)

Baileykat
04-18-2005, 07:52 AM
Traci...thank goodness this looks like it might work out! Don't you just love how life throws you these little challenges? :rolleyes:

Ponine
04-18-2005, 09:21 AM
Best of luck to you and the family, the pups too.
It's good to know there is progress, even if its not in the best kind of progress.

You take care of yourself, and I agree, you survive this you can survive anything.
In a year, that group with their conspiracy theories will be a source of laughter.
Hugs and stuff!

ps.. ICKKKKK on the bird.

Cadaverous Pallor
04-18-2005, 10:22 AM
Yes, what Gn2 said! Get thee to the library. They probably will give you an hour a day of free internet access. Plus, you'll get away from the beer bellies and cramped quarters for a bit.

Good luck with EVERYTHING, and don't worry, we aren't going anywhere. :)

Eliza Hodgkins 1812
04-18-2005, 12:25 PM
Totally gross, and strangely cool. I mean, you just don't expect to find a dead anything in your couch.

Reminds me of my favorite scene from Four Rooms, when the two kids find the dead whore in the mattress. That one was directed by Rodriguez.

I was going to e-mail you this morning to find out about the move. I assumed it was in process, as we haven't seen much of you. Glad you're tentatively situated with a move-in date on the horizon. Be more glad when you're moved in.

And have a couch that's dead thing free.

[hugs]

DisneyFan25863
04-18-2005, 04:43 PM
If you can't get online at your local library, you may want to try the Borders across the street. Most of them have wireless internet for around 10 bucks a day (though if you buy a package for like a month its cheaper, comparable to a month of internet access most likely).

You need a laptop and a wireless card. Hell, you may be able to get the signal in your room if your lucky.

dsnylndmom
04-18-2005, 08:31 PM
Ditto the library! No internet :( Here's some Keep Your Sanity vibes! And just keep repeating what DisneyDaniel said, the end justifies the means, totally~!

tracilicious
04-20-2005, 05:27 PM
Thanks guys. I'm sneaking online while Michael and Indi are gone (it's impossible to use the laptop with Indi around, and I can't seem to find time at night). I thought about the library, but, ummmm, I think you might have to have a card that doesn't have massive fines on it to use their internet. I should trick Michael into getting a card for me. Hopefully we'll know tomorrow when we can move in.

Btw, those people are out right now, AGAIN, drinking and eating hot dogs.

Cadaverous Pallor
04-20-2005, 05:41 PM
I thought about the library, but, ummmm, I think you might have to have a card that doesn't have massive fines on it to use their internet. I should trick Michael into getting a card for me. Hehe. At our library we're cracking down on people using other people's cards, but so long as you only use one card, you should be ok. Some kids here try to stay online for hours using as many of their family's cards as they can get a hold of.

You're right about the fines. You'd most probably be busted. :)