Cthulhu Sex Toy

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Ya ever have one of those days where you are so busy, you have to choose between worshiping an ancient half-squid half-dragon half-humanoid god and plunging a phallus into your nether regions? Well worry no more friend, now you can do both with the Necronomicox (http://elasticaengineering.com/zencart/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=13&products_id=98)! It brings new meaning to the term Deep One (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_One).

Xenomorph (http://elasticaengineering.com/zencart/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=13&products_id=99&zenid=g31955kekqloo6ib09r6fvogf4) and Zombie (http://elasticaengineering.com/zencart/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=13&products_id=100&zenid=g31955kekqloo6ib09r6fvogf4) models also available.


Before clicking any of these links at work, know that these are dildos.

[Cynthia]

wow

[Tref]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z1/Tref_foto/1266299000581.jpg

[alphabassettgrrl]

Almost looks painful.

[Kevy Baby]

Almost looks painful. In a good way or a bad way?

[alphabassettgrrl]

Y'know, I'm not sure!

[Chernabog]

OMFG that is awesome. A perfect gift for the holidays, along with a CD of your favorite Cthulhu Carols. (http://www.cthulhulives.org/Solstice/)

However, I couldn't imagine inserting a $200+ device/work of art, even if I was a japanese schoolgirl with a tentacle fetish. (Nor could I imagine getting turned on by taking a rotting zombie member up the chuff, but that's just me).

Edit: Check out the other stuff on their site. I especially like this Vacbed (http://elasticaengineering.com/zencart/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=14_5&products_id=53).... check out the video. **Video is highly NSFW**

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Regular dildos are frightening enough.




After typing that all I could think is "Ok, so that's a regular dildo with a side of anal beads...anything to drink?"

[alphabassettgrrl]

Well, I was told that the Hello Kitty vibrator was not usable (too many hard plastic projections), so I guess the Japanese girls have to do something.

[Capt Jack]

wow. that vinyl bed thing (and the things like it) causes a total claustrophobic panic-reaction in me just thinking about it.

guess I can scratch that particular fetish off my list

[Chernabog]

wow. that vinyl bed thing (and the things like it) causes a total claustrophobic panic-reaction in me just thinking about it.


But the girl in the demonstration is so damn cutesy about it all :)

[Disneyphile]

I just can't imagine being turned on by being turned into a packaged action figure.

[Capt Jack]

But the girl in the demonstration is so damn cutesy about it all :)

yeah, and covered by a layer of bullet proof kevlar. I can get as much from just looking at the picture. besides, the real issues come when it comes time to reverse roles. all bets are off at that point.




I just can't imagine being turned on by being turned into a packaged action figure.

I was thinking it'd be like being sealed in carbonite....but way the hell more sweaty

[Disneyphile]

Maybe the desire comes from comfort of "compression", similar to swaddling a baby?

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Maybe the desire comes from comfort of "compression", similar to swaddling a baby?I think it falls more under the "restraint" category.

[Kevy Baby]

I think it falls more under the "restraint" category.Yes, but the deep-rooted psychology behind it is probably the safety of the swaddling compression memories.

It is kind of fascinating how much of the pleasures of various BDSM activities are rooted in the need for safety and the desire for a return to childhood memories (or lack thereof).

[Chernabog]

It is kind of fascinating how much of the pleasures of various BDSM activities are rooted in the need for safety and the desire for a return to childhood memories (or lack thereof).

I hear ya. I'm pretty sure that Faye Dunaway strapped down that little blonde brat in Mommie Dearest :evil:

[CoasterMatt]

Just don't forget the safe word!

[Capt Jack]

the safe word being "get this fvking thing off me!"

edit: I finally saw the video and I take it back. carbonite would be way more comfortable

[JWBear]

I'm disappointed. I wanted to see the guy strip down and slide in. <pout>

[Chernabog]

I'm disappointed. I wanted to see the guy strip down and slide in. <pout>

There is a picture tho of a guy in the vac-bed. Yes, it definitely outlines various members of the anatomy. :D