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Gemini Cricket
09-15-2010, 05:51 PM
:argghh: < Arrr! My name is Long John the Pirate. I be a pirate.
:decap:

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:argghh: < I drink, I do.
:decap::cheers:

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:rolleyes::argghh: < This here be my wench, Germilda. She likes to roll her eyes at ya.
:tiki: :decap:

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:rolleyes: I be hating her dress.
:tiki:

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:argghh: < But she be great in the galley, she be.
:decap: :babette: :cakes: :coffee:

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:argghh: < That be correct, I said it. I be not liberated. I be a fu cking pirate, I be!
:decap:

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:argghh: < I have me a gnome mate.
:decap:

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:gnome: His name be Sam LaPooder. Nice fellow. Quiet.

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:cool: My best mate Arrrnaldo bought me my long johns, he did. Now we match.
:decap:

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:D :argghh: < We be holding hands in public. It makes him happy.
:decap::decap:

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:snap::fej: Here be my friend named Fej. He likes to be snaping his fingarrrs.

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;):p I have two cats. One likes me, the other not so much.

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:argghh: < I like my mateys. They arrrr great. One be possessed. Can ye guess which one?
:decap: :) :cool: :blush: :eek: :evil: :(

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:na: I don't know what this is supposed to be.

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:argghh: < Well, that be it. Come visit. Come see my pet flamingo, Flamenco.
:decap::cheers: :birdy:

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:rolleyes::argghh: < Germilda won't like you. But I will.
:tiki: :decap:

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:argghh: < Arrr, bitches. Arrr!
:decap:
JWBear
09-15-2010, 06:03 PM
:snap: :snap: :snap:
innerSpaceman
09-15-2010, 06:31 PM
:na: < that be the ear ye sliced off a rival pirate, or was it his tangly, red-headed wench?

:iSm: < and o'course that be the star system spacedramada that ye steer yer course by in the southern ocean.
Gemini Cricket
09-15-2010, 06:35 PM
I was trying to work :iSm: into it. Couldn't think of anything. Maybe next time.
:)
flippyshark
09-15-2010, 06:39 PM
I want to read an entire novel written this way. Whee!
Tref
09-15-2010, 06:44 PM
(Pic related)
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z1/Tref_foto/cool-story-bro.jpg
wendybeth
09-16-2010, 12:22 AM
Lol!!! Too cool, GD- Tori was laughing about this earlier when I was in the midst of my late evening multitasking marathon. :D
katiesue
09-16-2010, 09:17 AM
Awesome!
Kevy Baby
09-16-2010, 06:46 PM
VMGC

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cirquelover
09-20-2010, 11:01 AM
Very creative GC and thee story be good too yar!
Capt Jack
09-20-2010, 01:53 PM
I just love those inspired moments that just will not be denied. been awhile since I had one


love it
:snap: bueno
mui bueno
Moonliner
09-20-2010, 02:10 PM
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:na: I don't know what this is supposed to be.


That's the robotic sheep icon.

It likes to eat: :iSm:
BarTopDancer
09-20-2010, 02:29 PM
Frelling awesome!!!
RStar
10-03-2010, 09:13 PM
That was Grrrreat! Perchance ye have too much time on yer hands, be ye?



That's the robotic sheep icon.

A sheep is what it looks like to me. Perhaps if there was some head attached to that ear....

Wait, that didn't come out right....

:blush:
JWBear
10-28-2010, 06:38 PM
Posted here because I couldn't think of any other thread to put it in:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/cce8d4d2-1333-4fcf-8e9c-765f6364ece3.jpg