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Ghoulish Delight
04-21-2005, 10:59 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7588582/

Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than western men, where their penises are concerned.

But this was hardly a comprehensive study...

The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.

Not Afraid
04-21-2005, 11:03 AM
Well, leave out the IMPORTANT information why don't you!

Cadaverous Pallor
04-21-2005, 11:33 AM
The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.Does ANYONE care how big they are otherwise?

Cadaverous Pallor
04-21-2005, 11:38 AM
Crap, filtering software won't let me visit tshirthell.com and provide the suitable tshirt image. :p

SzczerbiakManiac
04-21-2005, 11:48 AM
Does ANYONE care how big they are otherwise?No, not a soul.

Three cheers for the year's most useless study. :rolleyes:

Ghoulish Delight
04-21-2005, 11:53 AM
Can you blame them? "Now, stay erect in this cold room, wearing a pointless and oh-so-flattering paper dress, while three blading middle-aged guys in lab coats take independent measurements with this accurate, cold, metal ruler."

mousepod
04-21-2005, 12:18 PM
They didn't have to do it that way. I remember several years ago on the Howard Stern Show, they decided to measure all of the "on-air" guys. They found a willing porn actress to go into the bathroom with them and measure 'em all (one at a time, of course). IIRC, the resulting "results" show was pretty funny...

Ghoulish Delight
04-21-2005, 01:13 PM
They found a willing porn actress to go into the bathroom with them and measure 'em all (one at a time, of course). IIRC, the resulting "results" show was pretty funny...Hmm, I wonder what the standard of measure was...

Cadaverous Pallor
04-21-2005, 02:42 PM
If they can get a guy to fill a cup, they can do this. Leave him alone in a room with porno until he says he's ready, then send in a person to measure. Duh!

Isaac
04-21-2005, 04:18 PM
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a364/a364.gif (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=364)

Isaac
04-21-2005, 07:23 PM
Hmm.....

this raises an interesting.......question. ;)


How would one know if they've ever gone asian ?

"I wasn't sure we had done anything until 9 months later whent he baby came."

:evil:

Angie
04-22-2005, 11:04 AM
My asian Disney buddy here in my office thanks you for the article....

Adds more meaning to his favorite pickup line....

(I'm guessing he didn't read the entire article.)

SzczerbiakManiac
04-22-2005, 03:06 PM
My asian Disney buddy here in my office thanks you for the article....

Adds more meaning to his favorite pickup line....Which is what?

Cadaverous Pallor
04-22-2005, 05:28 PM
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a241/a241.gif

Isaac
04-24-2005, 11:08 PM
Yeah, 'cauc' and 'asian' don't go together.

;)

Freaky Tiki
04-26-2005, 07:35 PM
ahh, good old t-shirt hell