View Full Version : Disney Prince Hotness Ranking
SzczerbiakManiac
02-14-2013, 11:26 AM
What do y'all think about the "accuracy" of BuzzFeed's rankings (http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/the-disney-prince-hotness-ranking)?
Cadaverous Pallor
02-14-2013, 12:26 PM
As a kid Aladdin topped my list too, but now he looks like a child to me. My younger self still loves him so he stays on the list. Hmm. If we're talking sex appeal then the list goes like this...
1. Flynn Rider. They really let loose with the sexy on that one.
2. Prince Eric
3. Prince Philip
4. Prince Naveen
5. Aladdin
The others don't really register for me.
Beast? Really? I mean, he's got a great personality, but I don't like either of his incarnations visually. He's up there on some sort of Romance scale, though it's hard for me to get past the whole freaky monster/freaky human thing.
Hmm, most Romantic....Eric is first with Philip second. Haven't seen Sleeping Beauty in a while but I always dug Philip as an almost-fleshed-out hero.
Kind of want to see Tangled again now. :evil:
innerSpaceman
02-14-2013, 01:01 PM
I think they pretty much nailed it. Aladdin is the only animated character I've ever had a legitimate crush on. Prince Eric duly comes in second as another one I was actually attracted to, even though he's pen and ink.
Flynn Ryder maybe tops them both (no, I don't mean that), but I also give demerits for CGI - because despite finding him smoking hot, I was neither attracted to nor had a crush on Flynn.
I dispute many of those mid-level guys from Mulan or the Frog Prince or whatever even being on the list, but they sure got the old-school three pegged right. Prince Phillip is the hottie of that bunch.
innerSpaceman
02-14-2013, 01:11 PM
BUT - they were WAY off in saying Prince Eric and Aladdin look alike. They have completely different noses and eyes.
I actually think Eric is more handsome, but something about cutie-pie Aladdin running around thru the whole movie with his shirt off just got to me. ;)
Cadaverous Pallor
02-15-2013, 12:06 PM
Maybe I need to see Aladdin again, too.
Except for Aladdin and Beast the others only exist so we know for sure that the teenaged princesses aren't lesbians. So I don't give them any thought.
Morrigoon
02-16-2013, 09:59 AM
Philip>Eric>Naveen>Aladdin>Charming
Moonliner
02-16-2013, 05:27 PM
Ursala, Kanga, Helen Parr, Maleficent.
Wait, did you say prince? Never mind.
Morrigoon
02-16-2013, 09:22 PM
Kanga=MILF??
Strangler Lewis
02-17-2013, 05:04 PM
What about Simba?
If someone acted in real life the way Flynn Rider does, everyone would turn and walk the other way.
The sexiest male lead in Disney animation is:
Tramp
SzczerbiakManiac
02-18-2013, 10:05 AM
But his girlfriend is a bitch.
innerSpaceman
02-18-2013, 05:12 PM
^ :D
Cadaverous Pallor
02-18-2013, 06:20 PM
Tramp! Love it.
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