Monorail Evil's Narrow Escape

[Matterhorn Fan]

There are Stitch decals on at least four of WDW's monorails. Luckily, four remain un-marred (at least for now), Monorail Evil among them (go Evil!).

Unfortunately, they got the Grapeorail. *sigh*

There's just something about Stitch pressing his butt up against the monorail window that doesn't exactly say "Welcome to Disney World."

Goodbye monorails, hellooooo ferry.

[Not Afraid]

So, I know Lime got Stitched as well as the Graporail, but, what poor other Monorails have been humiliated in this way?

And, GO EVIL!

[Stan4dSteph]

Which one is evil?

[€uroMeinke]

I believe it's Black - with a red pinstripe?

[Not Afraid]

Yes! Monorail Black is MONORAIL EVIL!

[blueerica]

Why would they do such a thing to those purdyfull monorails?!?!?!

Go MONORAIL EVIL!!! Keep blowing past those stickers!!

[dsnylndmom]

Kyler thought Monorail Evil was just THE coolest thing EVER(his words)when we were there. :D

[Matterhorn Fan]

Yellow and Silver also got Stitched. As of yesterday, Red, Pink (aka Monorail Barbie), Coral, and Evil were all un-stickered. Blue, Green, Orange, and Gold were not out yesterday--they were probably being Stitched in the roundhouse.

Some of the busses also have the same stickers.

[Scrooge McSam]

<snip> Stitch pressing his butt up against the monorail window <snip>

Are you serious? Or riffing?

[Matterhorn Fan]

Unfortunately, it's true. Other stickers have him licking the window.

[Scrooge McSam]

K

Hmmm

Well, I hate to say anything until I can take a look. Do you have a link handy?

[Matterhorn Fan]

Sorry, no.

[Not Afraid]

Just take a pic with your digital camera then email it to me on your speedy computer or host it on your website. :evilsmilie:

[Matterhorn Fan]

Ha, ha . . . you think you're so funny.

I have webspace. At one point I was using it.

[Not Afraid]

Where? Between your toes?


hahahahahehehehehahahahahaa

[Matterhorn Fan]

:rolleyes:

How dare you try to derail my thread.

I don't know about anyone else, but I will not be riding in any vehicle with Stitch decals on it. If they find a way to Stitch the ferry, it'll be a looooooong walk to Dole Whip.

[Not Afraid]

Derail, hehehehe. Derail the Monorail? hehehehehehe. I've got the Monorail Evil disease!

[UvaGirl]

:rolleyes:

How dare you try to derail my thread.

I don't know about anyone else, but I will not be riding in any vehicle with Stitch decals on it. If they find a way to Stitch the ferry, it'll be a looooooong walk to Dole Whip.

How about a quick swim?:D

[Scrooge McSam]

Located a couple of shots, if anyone's interested

http://www.laughingplace.com/Lotion-View.asp?ID=13

[Not Afraid]

Ewwwww. That's just wrong.

[flippyshark]

I know that kids often imitate the behaviour of cartoon characters. So, how long before some parents watch in horror as their child licks the monorail windows and moons passers-by?

I happily join Matterhorn Fan in her boycott of all stitched monorails.

[Not Afraid]

OHNOOHNOOHNO Mental picture of tiny butts sticking out of Monorail Evil. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[flippyshark]

Sorry. I didn't mean to create such an obnoxious mental picture.

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder though if riding in the monorail is the best way then to not see the decal - it seems if your not in one, you'll end up seeing one.

[Matterhorn Fan]

No, they're on the windows. So by sitting in the monorail, you'd be putting your face right up close to the thing.

I'll have to see the stupid decals, but I see riding in a Stitched vehicle (bus or monorail) as approval of the decals, so I'll take the ferry, thanks.

We can't swim across the lagoon on account of the Great White Shark Ameoba Gators.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I thought "stitched monorails" was a term for Disneyland's lagging fleet. :p ;)

[lashbear]

Maybe they should paint "Stop 'n Grow" on the inside of all the wondows to stop kiddies licking them.

[Matterhorn Fan]

What's "Stop 'n Grow"?

[lashbear]

It's an awful-tasting clear varnish for your fingernails - stops kids chewing them. It's really bitter and disgusting.

[Matterhorn Fan]

Oooooh . . . I've heard of that stuff. My brother liked the taste; it did not work on him.

[lashbear]

Hehehehe so he'd be the one kid licking the windows with Stitch..... LOL

[HTHBellcaptain]

I have to say that I love Stitch, but I think someone in WDW marketing must have recently had a labotomy. First there was "Not-a-Zoo." Next was "HakunmaTicket. Then came (For Tower of Terror) "Good News We Made It Worse." And now instead of a stupid phrase, we end up display Stitch back side prominately for all the world to see. It's as if the Marketing department is Mooning us all.

[Matterhorn Fan]

So those are just self-portraits. Now I get it.

[Matterhorn Fan]

This just in: As of today, Monorails Blue and Pink are still evading Stitchism.

I drink to you, brave transportation of the future! :cheers:

[HTHBellcaptain]

Hooray!!!! Be defiant, baby boy and baby girl monorail. Individuality that's what it's all about. (Even though they're being individuals together, but you know what I mean.)

[Matterhorn Fan]

It's scary, but I do.

And I'm glad you got the baby thing in. I was thinking about that while making my post, but it just didn't fit.

[HTHBellcaptain]

Yeah, sure you were.

[mousepod]

I'm sure this has been mentioned before, but I found the Stitch audio on the monorails to be even more annoying...

[HTHBellcaptain]

Yikes!!! I haven't been on the Monorails in a while. I didn't know they added Stitch to the audio. I love Stitch, but there's a time and a place for everything.

[Matterhorn Fan]

Yes, the Stitch in the audio is very annoying.

[HTHBellcaptain]

I tried to go on the Stitch attraction today, even though I've heard mediocre things about it. I got in line, and the thing had to close because of technical difficulties. Oh well. At least I didn't have to see any of the horrible Stitch advertisements on the Monorail.

[Matterhorn Fan]

At least I didn't have to see any of the horrible Stitch advertisements on the Monorail.Cheater! Cheeeeater!!!

Coral and Evil are still safe from the Stitch stickers, for anyone who's keeping track.