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Matterhorn Fan
06-08-2005, 11:33 AM
. . . I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.

Need an excuse? (http://http://www.excuselist.com/idloveto.htm)
Gn2Dlnd
06-08-2005, 11:40 AM
... I'm baking cheese.
SacTown Chronic
06-08-2005, 11:41 AM
...I'm late for St. Kevy Baby's fisting class.
scaeagles
06-08-2005, 11:46 AM
...I have to get my sphincter stretched.
Scrooge McSam
06-08-2005, 12:10 PM
... I have to go look up "fundoplication".
Cadaverous Pallor
06-08-2005, 12:27 PM
My fav from the site:

I'd love to but... I have too much guilt.
Not Afraid
06-12-2005, 08:15 PM
I can't....I have to clean my carburetor.
Ghoulish Delight
06-13-2005, 08:12 AM
I'd love to but...I've got some babies to kill.
AllyOops!
06-13-2005, 06:13 PM
I can't access that site! :( So, I'll have to make up my own excuse..

I would love to, but I have to go release some white doves, toss confetti, prepare my "I LOVE YOU, MICHAEL!" signs (which I wrote in pink glitter and gold-laquered elbow macaroni) and loiter outside the Santa Barbara County courthouse in eager anticipation because I'm a complete and total nine-ball with scads of free time!

So, I'd love to, but my free time belongs to Michael. Free time that must be spent rooting for a talented but wicked creepy pop star that I don't even know. Time to go kneel before his mugshot shrine!

Now that the trial is over, what will I do? Does anybody know where Phil Spector's trial is being held at?

:p
MerryPrankster
06-13-2005, 07:42 PM
I'd love to, but... I have clip my toenails. http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/images/smilies/buxter1.gif


Then I'll be watching 'Hell's Kitchen' at 9:00.
Stan4dSteph
06-13-2005, 08:22 PM
Now that the trial is over, what will I do? Does anybody know where Phil Spector's trial is being held at?Just look for the giant grey fuzz ball he calls hair.
Ghoulish Delight
06-13-2005, 09:37 PM
http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/member.php?u=8
AllyOops!
06-13-2005, 11:45 PM
Just look for the giant grey fuzz ball he calls hair.

Hahaha!! :D

It's like an angry, feral, and hissing brillo pad. It's what happens when you say "to hell with my pick and be damned, John Frieda's Frizz-Ease!"

Here is a lovely collage depicting the whole tragedy:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/24/spector_threat_narrowweb__200x278.jpg

Oh! And, I'd love to, but I'm too busy fantasizing about running my fingers through Phil Spector's sassy coif.

Mmm...gag!
libraryvixen
06-14-2005, 12:57 AM
I'd love to, but I'm going to be busy trying to find out if there are any gay seagulls. *

*taken from an actual reference question I got a few years back
Bornieo: Fully Loaded
06-14-2005, 01:30 AM
Not to derail, but I met the girl Spector murdered 2 days before she was shot and killed. WEIRD!

I hope he fries!!
Moonliner
06-14-2005, 04:23 AM
I'd love to, but Space Mountian might be soft opeining.
Ghoulish Delight
06-14-2005, 08:13 AM
I'd love to, but I'm going to be busy trying to find out if there are any gay seagulls. *

*taken from an actual reference question I got a few years backI'd love to, but now I have "Lesbian Seagul" from Beavis and Butthead Do America stuck in my head. :mad: :p
blueerica
06-14-2005, 08:42 AM
... I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
AllyOops!
06-14-2005, 10:27 PM
Not to derail, but I met the girl Spector murdered 2 days before she was shot and killed. WEIRD!

I hope he fries!!

Wow! She was so pretty! It's all such a tragedy. :(

Wall of sound my a*s. That man & his 'do gives me the wiggin's. :(

Oops! I'm sorry! I'd love too, but I keep derailing! :p