Toothpaste haiku

[Morrigoon]

Expect orange burst
Crest Whitening Expressions
Childrens Tylenol???

Funky vanilla
Flavor far sweeter than the
One which went before

[blueerica]

Driving down the street
Blowing past all the slow cars
Almost home again

[libraryvixen]

Library books stack
Neverending sorrowful
Child knocks them down....ugh

[blueerica]

my pillow was soft
the waking world is harsh, but
must go to work now

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Obsession is clear
Now I really care, so I'm
Required to post.

[blueerica]

The posting, delightful!
The work, quite frightful! My boss
looks over shoulder.

[Tref]

Expect orange burst
Crest Whitening Expressions
Childrens Tylenol???

Funky vanilla
Flavor far sweeter than the
One which went before

Sing an ode to my teeth
(To the ones that stayed-on)
Sing an ode thine mouth
My sweet periodontal or-gon

I'll brush, brush, brush ye
With toothpaste’s fair ember
And daily I’ll floss ye
At least, when I remember …

Yet, thine dentist,
She
Lashed a tongue at me

"Your problems lie
As thy dreams fly South
When carelessly
You sleep
With cookies in your mouth."


(with apologies to v.c.)

[SacTown Chronic]

Testicle exam
No lumps to be found today
Check again next month

[Flubber]

Gosh I love a good haiku thread!

On my way to work
Wayne Brady has such white teeth
That billboard must go

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

The anise toothpaste,
of my dear uncle Tom, leaves
my mouth feeling numb.

[tracilicious]

I must have thirty
to give out beaucoup mojo
haikuing I go

[tracilicious]

My kitchen is clean!
dishes live in the washer
banana bread made

[tracilicious]

Jesus died for Tref
Tref tell funny story about books
you should check it out

[tracilicious]

Don't call me wanker
reminds me of a hot dog
kosher beef only

[tracilicious]

ball bounces on my door
dog tail hits my arse ouch ouch
guess that's what I get

[tracilicious]

Thirty posts I have
now I will stop torturing
mojo I bestow

[blueerica]

Testicle exam
No lumps to be found today
Check again next month

Self exam I ask
Of SacTown Chronic today.
But will he answer?