Welcome scaeagles!

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Just wanted to give a warm welcome to my buddy scaeagles over here. I'm glad you made it. :)

[Claire]

Yay! Good to see you here, Leo. :)

~Claire

(and so you know this time.....it's me....stinkerbell....Taffy.....whatever :D )

[wendybeth]

About bloody time.;)

Can't wait to see the arguements in Swankspeak!:p

Welcome!

[SacTown Chronic]

Can't wait to see the arguements in Swankspeak!:p

No time to argue, dig. That hep cat is here looking for toasters.

[wendybeth]

No time to argue, dig. That hep cat is here looking for toasters.

http://www.suave.net/%7Edave/images/toaster.jpg

[Ghoulish Delight]

Whoa, man, look what the cat dragged in! Can't wait to beat up the chops with the usual cast in the Daily Grind, dig? I know you'll have some hard spiel to lay down for us, my good man! Groovy.

[scaeagles]

Well, I'd like to remind you all that I am a fan of GW Bush. This means that swank speak is pretty foreign to me. Could someone please open up a hick-speak board? This might be more suited to my understanding.

Anyway, pleased to be here to share my conservative intellect with the lost liberal minds inhabiting the environment.

[wendybeth]

Lol- good to have you here, you cute little Neo-con, you....;)

[SacTown Chronic]

Could someone please open up a hick-speak board? This might be more suited to my understanding.

Hope this helps you feel more at home:


"They have WMD and we know where to find them" = "They're screwed"

"Tax cuts help the economy" = "We'll blame the deficit on social programs and cut 'em"

"Freedom is on the march" = "I don't care about freedom. Here, have a boot in the ass"

"Mission Accomplished" = "I'm bored with these war games. Wake me when it's over"

"Social Security is in crisis" = "I owe my Wall Street buddies big time"

"They misunderestimated me" = "I'm a freaking idiot"

"I served my country" = "Doing lines on a stripper's breast isn't all fun and games"

[Claire]

Hope this helps you feel more at home:


"They have WMD and we know where to find them" = "They're screwed"

"Tax cuts help the economy" = "We'll blame the deficit on social programs and cut 'em"

"Freedom is on the march" = "I don't care about freedom. Here, have a boot in the ass"

"Mission Accomplished" = "I'm bored with these war games. Wake me when it's over"

"Social Security is in crisis" = "I owe my Wall Street buddies big time"

"They misunderestimated me" = "I'm a freaking idiot"

"I served my country" = "Doing lines on a stripper's breast isn't all fun and games"

OMG.....had to quote this in its entirety......too funny. And so it begins..... :D

Also, Leo, if you need some help with the hick speak (I think you do fine on your own though! :p), try:

www.whitetrashworld.com (http://www.whitetrashworld.com)

Much love,
Claire, aka stinkerbell, aka LushessTaffy, aka your friend

[libraryvixen]

Welcome scaeagles! Enjoy the happy, warm goodness of this nice community! :D

[Ghoulish Delight]

Don't make me ask you two to take it outside to the Parking LoT. ;)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Make yourself at home. :)

[Scrooge McSam]

Hope this helps you feel more at home:


"They have WMD and we know where to find them" = "They're screwed"

"Tax cuts help the economy" = "We'll blame the deficit on social programs and cut 'em"

"Freedom is on the march" = "I don't care about freedom. Here, have a boot in the ass"

"Mission Accomplished" = "I'm bored with these war games. Wake me when it's over"

"Social Security is in crisis" = "I owe my Wall Street buddies big time"

"They misunderestimated me" = "I'm a freaking idiot"

"I served my country" = "Doing lines on a stripper's breast isn't all fun and games"


Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha

Hey Leo! Hope all's well with you!

[Baileykat]

Wow! The board is complete now!

Welcome fellow Arizonian!


(and possibly the only other Republican on this board besides me! :eek: )

And don't worry..I'll help you with the hick to swank translations...hick is my native language by the way!

[UvaGirl]

Hi Scaeagles ~ glad to see you here:)

[sleepyjeff]

Wow! The board is complete now!


(and possibly the only other Republican on this board besides me! :eek: )



Hey!...just cause I am from a swanky Blue State(Oregon) doesn't mean I am not a Republican....just means I am a lonely one ;)

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Glad your here Sceagles...

[Tref]

Greetings and salutations, Scaeagles!

[scaeagles]

Hi Scaeagles ~ glad to see you here:)

uvagirl...nice squirrel....yummmmm.....squirrel.

Remember, I requested hick speak. Mmmmm.....squirrel. Ever had squirrel?

[Baileykat]

Hey!...just cause I am from a swanky Blue State(Oregon) doesn't mean I am not a Republican....just means I am a lonely one ;)

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Glad your here Sceagles...



And then there were three.... :cool:

[scaeagles]

Well, don't forget Nephy. And I am convinced that Sac is really a closeted republican but feels insecure about it. Come out, Sac. The liberals will still love you.

[SacTown Chronic]

Busted.


There's nothing that turns me on more than tax cuts for the rich.

[UvaGirl]

uvagirl...nice squirrel....yummmmm.....squirrel.

Remember, I requested hick speak. Mmmmm.....squirrel. Ever had squirrel?

LOL:D I hereby rename you Cletus:D

[Baileykat]

Oh Nephy..I'm sorry! Didn't mean to leave you out!

[Chernabog]

Yay there's someone to fight with on these boards now :)

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Now that's what I call a warm, and in some cases, hilarious, welcome. :)

[blueerica]

Oh! I'm so happy to see you, Scaeagles.. I was just asking NA about you!!!

[Mousey Girl]

Wow! The board is complete now!

Welcome fellow Arizonian!


(and possibly the only other Republican on this board besides me! :eek: )

And don't worry..I'll help you with the hick to swank translations...hick is my native language by the way!


*raises hand*

Another Republican here too...

[scaeagles]

Oh! I'm so happy to see you, Scaeagles.. I was just asking NA about you!!!

I'm flattered. Thanks.