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MickeyD

01-13-2005, 04:37 PM

So, this morning I woke up early because I had a meeting to go to. I got dressed, pulling a pair of jeans out of the dryer (FINALLY, I did laundry....)

So I go about my day.

First stop, of course, is Starbucks.

Next stop, my office, briefly, where I chat with my bosses and coworkers.

Next I head to the meeting, where there's about 25 people.

Yes, I am specifically telling you just how many people saw me this morning.

About halfway through the meeting, I think to myself, gee...this chair is really cold on one cheek. So I feel my ass, and sure enough....my jeans are ripped near the pocket!! :o :o :o I was hoping the ground would just go ahead and swallow me up. It's very possible that it ripped while I was sitting in the meeting, and thank goodness at the break, for some reason, I didn't get up and get coffee....so there's a chance that no one even knew it was ripped. At least that's what I've been telling myself to keep from having to quit my job and relocate to another state. But...the possibility that they were ripped since I pulled them out of the dryer keeps me feeling like :o :o !

Not Afraid

01-13-2005, 04:39 PM

So, what kind of undwear were you wearing?

(I realize this is about the only situation I could ask you this questions and not seem too pervy.)

Eliza Hodgkins 1812

01-13-2005, 04:40 PM

How terrible and how terribly funny.

I had a friend once whose jeans split right down the middle of her crack while she was in high school on a field trip visiting the Statue of Liberty.

"I salute you Miss Liberty, with my thonged ass!"

That's right. She was wearing a thong. And jeans that were obviously WAY too tight.

Praise America!

UvaGirl

01-13-2005, 04:44 PM

MickeyD!!! I am ROFLMAO!!! (with you, not at you, of course;) )

I am sure you handled the situation admirably.

To make you feel better I will share my sad laundry story...

I got to work onemorning, after passing/meeting roughly the same amount of people as you. I was feeling mighty fine in my new black bootleg trousers...until I felt a lump halfway down my thigh...upon checking it out, I discovered a pair of underwear and a sock, stuck inside my trousers, making an oh-so-cool lump :o Not so swanky, afterall...

MickeyD

01-13-2005, 04:49 PM

So, what kind of undwear were you wearing?

(I realize this is about the only situation I could ask you this questions and not seem too pervy.)

NA, you can enquire about my underwear anytime. ;)

I was wearing a thong.....not exactly something that would offer extra coverage in a case like this.

Not Afraid

01-13-2005, 04:52 PM

Well, at least you have a nice ass.

(Sounding pervy yet?) :)

MerryPrankster

01-13-2005, 05:15 PM

Ummmm....yes, the deadly thong. I would be in the same position as you.

So no one screamed, "I see London, I see France, I see MickeyD's uhh, uhh, ASS!"? ;)

But seriously, being that you work at a church and all, don't you think someone would have pulled you aside and told you about it nicely? Since no one said anything, I don't think anyone saw anything. :)

Claire

01-13-2005, 06:34 PM

I think they thought you were advertising a field trip to the Do-It Center. :D I saw so many Do-It Centers last week and though of you, Heather!!!

And now I'm singing the Thong Song.....ththth thong th thong thong thong.....

Prudence

01-13-2005, 08:03 PM

Once my brother wore my mom's jeans to school. He pulled 'em out of the dryer and they seemed tighter than usual and a little short. But no matter, off he went.

And spent the whole day with "CHIC" embroidered across his ass.

MerryPrankster

01-13-2005, 08:06 PM

And spent the whole day with "CHIC" embroidered across his ass.

That's funny! :D

UvaGirl

01-13-2005, 08:09 PM

Dusty Traveler

01-13-2005, 09:45 PM

Should I be thinking about your butt right now? Because I am.

Not Afraid

01-13-2005, 10:17 PM

Now THAT's PERVY! ;)

dsnylndmom

01-13-2005, 10:19 PM

Should I be thinking about your butt right now? Because I am.

so now I"m thinking about Dusty thinking about Mickeyd's butt and it makes me :D

€uroMeinke

01-13-2005, 11:44 PM

Should I be thinking about your butt right now? Because I am.

Someone needs a swanking

belleh5

01-13-2005, 11:49 PM

Someone needs a swanking

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Jazzman

01-14-2005, 01:20 AM

The important thing is that you were able to turn the other cheek and put it behind you. In hindsight, it may seem a better idea to have made a half assed excuse and high tail it out of there, but that would have been really cheeky.

Come on, you guys knew it was coming. :D