Bacon Bandages!

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Yup, you read right, bacon (looking) bandages (http://www.mcphee.com/lifestyle/current/11476.html)!
Vegetarian? Not a problem!
They also have bandages for feline loving witches (http://www.mcphee.com/lifestyle/current/11464.html), satanic fowl (http://www.mcphee.com/lifestyle/current/11322.html), drag queens (http://www.mcphee.com/lifestyle/current/11472.html), and fez-wearing monkeys (http://www.mcphee.com/lifestyle/current/11311.html)! (cymbals not included)

[Ghoulish Delight]

Wait, so they aren't actually strips of meat? What's the point?

[Not Afraid]

OMG! I NEED some. Fez Monkies and kitties please - although the kisses are pretty cool.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

There's something hilarious about seeing "Bacon Bandages" next to the word "Hygiene". :D

[Morrigoon]

That cracks me up.

[Not Afraid]

I wonder if the free toy inside the bacon bandages is a pig?

[Prudence]

I shouldn't have looked. I have a bandage-phobia. Now I'm all squicked out. Ish!