"Real Men Love Jesus"

[SzczerbiakManiac]

I'm so digging this guy's mom! :evil: Originally posted here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/crantz/713736.html)
So today my mother needed a wide variety of office supplies and since I loathe driving in all its forms I insisted on tagging along so I could grab some art supplies.

Anyway, when we were pulling into the Staples parking lot, some guy cut us off real bad. Then parked. And went into the grocery store.

So we went into Staples and got our stuff and came out and his truck was still there. It had a Arizona licence plate and a sticker that said 'Real Men Love Jesus'.

"John," my mother said. "Hand me those printable stickers I got for your father."

I handed them to her.

"Now give me a sharpie."

So I gave her that too.

Now underneath his jesus sticker and we don't know if he ever noticed it is 'Because he's dreamy <3'

[Gn2Dlnd]

Why is it that, more often than not, the worst drivers have Jesus stickers on their cars? Is it that they, like their president, assume that the Rapture is going to happen any minute anyhow, so there's no need to worry about the details?

"God is my copilot"

In other words, "Stay very far away from me, because I have no idea which way He's going to steer this thing."

[Not Afraid]

You may drive badly because you are saved!

[Kevy Baby]

What if I just kinda like Jesus? Does that make me less of a man?

[CoasterMatt]

My favorite bumper stickers - I Park Like An Idiot (http://www.iparklikeanidiot.com/) :evil:

[dramaqueen]

I love the bumper stickers that say "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you are an asshole"

[HTHBellcaptain]

I have strong beliefs, but I refuse to post a bumper sticker. Just about anytime I get cut off in traffic, it is usually by someone with a Jesus sticker.

I like the bumper sticker "Jesus is coming, look busy."

[€uroMeinke]

I always wanted one that said, "Jesus Loves Me, But the Devil is my Lover"

[surfinmuse]

A while back I was parked next to a car with a license plate holder that read... "Powered by... JESUS." The lady (loading groceries) seemed a bit stuck-up, so I chanced at a joke and said, "Wow, Jesus' prices sure are going up these days, aren't they? Not quite lowly carpenter rates are they...."

Speaking of "powered..." check out this homo-powered Jesus fish I found in a little London E1 shop:

http://homepage.mac.com/davey123/.Pictures/fish.jpg

[Name]

The latest bumper stickers that I have seen state a variation of "I am glad that Mary and Joseph wern't pro-choice" Makes me want to ask how they are so sure of what their ideologies would be, after all, not all those that are pro-choice have abortions.

[flippyshark]

I have strong beliefs, but I refuse to post a bumper sticker. Just about anytime I get cut off in traffic, it is usually by someone with a Jesus sticker.

What HTH neglects to mention is that his "strong beliefs" involve heading a coven of naked mole rat worshippers in ancient midnight tea-making rituals. But, hey, I'm not here to judge the practices or beliefs of my friends. (Or to spawn bizarre and completely "unwarranted" rumors)

[mousepod]

What HTH neglects to mention is that his "strong beliefs" involve heading a coven of naked mole rat worshippers in ancient midnight tea-making rituals. But, hey, I'm not here to judge the practices or beliefs of my friends. (Or to spawn bizarre and completely "unwarranted" rumors)

I knew there was a reason why they put up a rope in front of the naked mole rat wall at DAK! I had never been exposed to the power of NMRs before Disney, but the shrine at DAK plus the inclusion of a NMR on Kim Possible is a little too much to be called a coincidence. I'm starting to get a chill... "Naked Mole Rats are just alright with me..."

[Cadaverous Pallor]

"Real Men Love Naked Mole Rats"

[Kevy Baby]

"Jesus is coming...
...And boy is he pissed!"