The Poetry of Spam

[Not Afraid]

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[Cadaverous Pallor]

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[Prudence]

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[Not Afraid]

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So Mr. Kenge gave me his arm and we went round the corner, under a colonnade, and in at a side door. And so we came, along a passage, into a comfortable sort of room where a young lady and a young gentleman were standing near a great, loud-roaring fire. A screen was interposed between them and it, and they were leaning on the screen, talking.

They both looked up when I came in, and I saw in the young lady, with the fire shining upon her, such a beautiful girl. With such rich golden hair, such soft blue eyes, and such a bright, innocent, trusting face.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Awesome stuff. :snap: ;) "with the fire shining upon her..." Ah, I wish I could get away with writing such stuff.

Maybe I should get into the spam business?

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Apparently, I'm popular with Jamaicans.

[Gn2Dlnd]

Clearly I don't know how this "poetry" thing works, but I do have a favorite spam today.
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Nice.

[€uroMeinke]

Clearly I don't know how this "poetry" thing works, but I do have a favorite spam today.
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Nice.

My SPAM seems more interested in having me drop my trousers

[BunnyTravolta]

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Can't believe none of you did this yet. Aren't you glad I did? :gnome:

[Prudence]

and wendybeth should be along annny second now...

[wendybeth]

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Can't believe none of you did this yet. Aren't you glad I did? :gnome:

Oh, it's been done before- trust me.:evil:

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NA is gonna kill me.

[wendybeth]

Lol Prudence!:snap:

[BunnyTravolta]

I wasn't saying no one had ever done it here on the LoT. Just in this thread.

And where do you get your pictures you post? The viking statue is a laff!


And now for something completely different:

Is a nod as good as a wink to a blind bat? Nudge nudge, knowwhatImean, knowwhatImean? Say no more, Say no more!!

[wendybeth]

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Photo courtesy of Monty Python's Completely Useless Website.

Say nooo more!;);)

[Not Afraid]

Oh, it's been done before- trust me.:evil:

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NA is gonna kill me.


UGH! And in a thread I started too!

[Not Afraid]

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[Capt Jack]

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[Ghoulish Delight]

This one unnerves me...

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She must be dead.

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He heard low squeaking sounds and thought of her saying: They come into the cellar when it rains. And had Annie hollered hi-de-ho today? Theyll know he went past my house then.

Like an idol, she took everything else. She picked up his foot. for a moment Paul thought it was more blood from her torn lip and then he saw the seeds in it.

I would take you with me just to keep an eye on you, now that youve shown how untrustworthy you can be, but it wouldnt work. Hes about.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

This one unnerves me...

Re [15]:

She must be dead.

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He heard low squeaking sounds and thought of her saying: They come into the cellar when it rains. And had Annie hollered hi-de-ho today? Theyll know he went past my house then.

Like an idol, she took everything else. She picked up his foot. for a moment Paul thought it was more blood from her torn lip and then he saw the seeds in it.

I would take you with me just to keep an eye on you, now that youve shown how untrustworthy you can be, but it wouldnt work. Hes about.Ah, you finally got the excerpt I sent you from my new book...

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[Not Afraid]

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[€uroMeinke]

This one impressed me:

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Now and then, a power drill pees on another spider. A blotched polar bear takes a coffee break, and a prime minister living with a spider brainwashes a shabby salad dressing. When you see some dust bunny defined by the photon, it means that a nation daydreams. Some cargo bay over the tape recorder knows the squid near a roller coaster. Now and then, a hockey player related to some cab driver buries a lover around a movie theater. A traffic light inside the wheelbarrow ostensibly figures out a boiled plaintiff. When you see a cosmopolitan short order cook, it means that a pompous light bulb gets stinking drunk. A diskette graduates from the hole puncher living with a pork chop, but the blood clot hesitantly laughs and drinks all night with a line dancer. Sometimes an inexorably alleged rattlesnake laughs out loud, but a sandwich always knowingly steals pencils from the frightened cowboy! A self-actualized bottle of beer slyly is a big fan of the microscope.


The shabby pig pen slyly cooks cheese grits for the apartment building over the cocker spaniel. A grain of sand defined by the asteroid trembles, because some spider about a cheese wheel knows a thoroughly resplendent tomato. Sometimes the greasy mortician prays, but a garbage can about another turkey always steals pencils from a globule! Furthermore, a minivan self-flagellates, and the hypnotic cargo bay competes with the tuba player.


When a parking lot beyond the defendant reads a magazine, a grand piano over the roller coaster sweeps the floor. A diskette carelessly plans an escape from a pit viper beyond a stovepipe a hole puncher. When a tattered bowling ball is revered, a dreamlike mating ritual buys an expensive gift for the gratifying hydrogen atom. When an alleged mating ritual is Eurasian, the hairy cashier goes deep sea fishing with a razor blade defined by the class action suit.


Though I think it would read better with just the first stanza, as the others tend to revela the bot-like nature of the writer.

[Not Afraid]

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Let's see what gets ******'d

[Prudence]

I like the simplicity of the one I got today:

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[Capt Jack]

I just get: Cute **** sucking proposal teen wild ****
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Let's see what gets ******'d


you know...that, combined with your avatar is quite....um....interesting

[€uroMeinke]

Don't be afraid to tell me the naughty things

I will play around your mind,

dance,

[Kevy Baby]

I just received an email with this subject line:

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[Not Afraid]

More interesting than mine: "Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!"

[Snowflake]

In the spamblocker today, the title just cracked me up!

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[blueerica]

Recent favorite:

"Triumph over your woman"

[lizziebith]

This one arrived today: "god destroys Boise for not being gay enough." Best spam subject line in AGES!

[blueerica]

It does win.

[Not Afraid]

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[Kevy Baby]

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[Kevy Baby]

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[Kevy Baby]

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[blueerica]

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