Preventing homosexuality...

[SacTown Chronic]

A handy guide (http://www.focusonyourchild.com/develop/art1/A0000689.html)

Thank you, Focus on the Family!

6. Psychologist Robert Stoller said, “Masculinity is an achievement.” In other words, “growing up straight isn’t something that happens. It requires good parenting. It requires societal support. And it takes time.”

You can bet your ass that I'll be taking my sons to a strip club in the very near future. I also understand that homosexuality can potentially be beaten out of your child. Your homo prevention options are practically unlimited, praise Allah!



And if you've been lax in performing you parental duties, run, don't walk, to a phone and call one of the numbers listed here. (http://www.focusonyourchild.com/develop/art1/A0000690.html)


There's no need to thank me, people. Your gay child living a lie in a loveless hetero marriage is all the thanks I need.

[innerSpaceman]

My parents were slackers.

[tracilicious]

3. A persistent preference to play female roles in make-believe play.




Uh-oh. Given the fact that my two year old constantly insists that I put on Sleeping Beauty and tie a pink blanket around his waist so that he can twirl along with the DVD menu, it looks like I'm in trouble. Perhaps I should write to them and ask if that's counteracted by his stuffing himself into shelves (is that a male or female trait...hmmm) and jumping off of stuff. A trip to the psychologist may be in order. :rolleyes:

[Not Afraid]

Remember that for many prehomosexual boys and girls, some of the characteristics may be more subtle:

inability to bond with same-sex peers
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OMG! I'm GAY!

And so is my husband!


3. Recognize that most homosexuals “were not explicitly [so] when they were children. More often, they displayed a ‘nonmasculinity’ that set them painfully apart from other boys: unathletic — somewhat passive, unaggressive and uninterested in rough-and-tumble play. A number of them had traits that could be considered gifts: bright, precocious, social and relational, and artistically talented.”

[innerSpaceman]

NUMBER 3. Recognize that most homosexuals “were not explicitly [so] when they were children. More often, they displayed a ‘nonmasculinity’ that set them painfully apart from other boys: unathletic — somewhat passive, unaggressive and uninterested in rough-and-tumble play. A number of them had traits that could be considered gifts: bright, precocious, social and relational, and artistically talented."

OMG, my entire childhood and adult destiny reduced to a number!

[€uroMeinke]

OMG! I'm GAY!

And so is my husband!

If only my father took me whoring more often

[Ghoulish Delight]

bright, precocious, social and relational, and artistically talented."
Dear god, the horror! We must wipe these intelligent, talented, socially adjusted blights off the face of society!

[Motorboat Cruiser]

My favorite part, which seems to have been removed from his site:


Meanwhile, the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.


If only my father would have showered more with me, I might have been straight.

[SacTown Chronic]

I dunno, taking showers together and comparing penises sounds gay to me.

[Scrooge McSam]

We may have found the answers we seek, MBC. My father never once showered with me.

The scars have never healed.

[Stan4dSteph]

Uh oh, my nephew likes music. Help me pray away the gay, people!

[€uroMeinke]

I dunno, taking showers together and comparing penises sounds gay to me.

Yeah, all this talk about "rough-and-tumble play" among boys also strikes me as homoerotic

[Not Afraid]

He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

No, that's just the start or penis envy. Where's Freud when you need him?

[€uroMeinke]

I dunno, taking showers together and comparing penises sounds gay to me.

So I guess it's okay to expose myself to school boys in the neighborhood?

[Ghoulish Delight]

He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger. So really, the cause of homosexuality is small-penised men who are too embarassed to compare it to their prepubescent manchild's.

[Stan4dSteph]

So I guess it's okay to expose myself to school boys in the neighborhood?Only if you're cleaning out the cobwebs in your windows.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

We may have found the answers we seek, MBC. My father never once showered with me.

The scars have never healed.

Nor did Dad ever help me pound square pegs into square holes. That might have helped fixed me as well. (wtf?)

[SacTown Chronic]

So I guess it's okay to expose myself to school boys in the neighborhood?
Certainly. Just tell the cops you're doing your part to prevent homosexuality. I'm sure they'll dig where you're coming from.

[MickeyLumbo]

pound a square wooden peg into a square hole




and all this time i thought it was supposed to be a round hole:blush:

is that what they mean by box:confused:

[Drince88]

So if you teach your daughters how to pound pegs into holes with hammers, will that cause THEM to be homosexual?

[blueerica]

Well, I gotta tell you, trying to pound square pegs into round holes is a quick way to frustration...

[€uroMeinke]

So if you teach your daughters how to pound pegs into holes with hammers, will that cause THEM to be homosexual?

Not if they're "round" pegs and wholes - angularty=masculinity

[wendybeth]

Not if they're "round" pegs and wholes - angularty=masculinity

But then, teaching little Billy to pound square pegs into square holes is akin to (if I am reading this whole symbolism thing correctly) teaching him how to have gay sex. Otherwise, wouldn't Daddy be teaching him square (M) peg/round (F) hole?

Obviously, the author has issues. I should hook him up with our illustrious Mayor West.

[MickeyLumbo]

oh lordy am i confused.:rolleyes:

and i had a nitemare already...was being chased by a sea cucumber AND an octopus!

i woke up just before making out with SpongeBob Squarepants.:(

[€uroMeinke]

But then, teaching little Billy to pound square pegs into square holes is akin to (if I am reading this whole symbolism thing correctly) teaching him how to have gay sex. Otherwise, wouldn't Daddy be teaching him square (M) peg/round (F) hole?

Obviously, the author has issues. I should hook him up with our illustrious Mayor West.

No no no no - mixing angles and curves is sure to make your child bi!

[Isaac]

Before puberty, children aren’t normally heterosexual or homosexual.
I was fond of boys when I was five. I guess this further proves what a freak I am. :)

[alphabassettgrrl]

I really should know better than to read these things. Gah.