More of "Steve, Don't Eat It!"

[SzczerbiakManiac]

I posted a link to this site a while back on another board (yeah, I could go search, but I'm too lazy/don't care) but in the interim, Steve (no relation to any LoT regulars) has added a few new items (http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php) to his list of inedible edibles and I think you may enjoy reading them.

For the uninitiated, this guy finds the grossest/nastiest sounding items that some people consider "food", eats them, then describes the experience. It's really, really funny, but also horrendously gross. It's a lot like The Gallery of Regrettable Food (http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/), except the "food items" and grosser by a factor of 6.3 and this guy actually eats them.

As far as work-safeness goes: there are no pornographic pictures, but he does use plenty of "salty" language.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

POTTED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT: Made By, For, And With Assholes.Bwahahaha!!!! :D This guy rocks. I'm glad he's around to eat things that I'd never get anywhere near.

[Ghoulish Delight]

I love my wife, but does she really have to be such a mammal?
Good stuff.

[Prudence]

Nippletini!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I read the whole thing, it's so addicting! The guy is hilarious. The homemade wine bit had me laughing out loud.
Regarding Red Prison Wine

Anthony: "I would drink this in prison."

Steve: "I would drink this in high school!"

[wendybeth]

Lol! I bookmarked this site back when Szczerb first posted it....I love this guy! (Glad I'm not married to him, but he's hilarious).

[Kevy Baby]

Okay, I know I'm not the only one who's first thought upon reading the title was "What's ism up to now?"

[wendybeth]

Lol! Don't you wish all food labels were this honest?

http://www.notthesneeze.com/art/huitlacoche/ogod300.jpg

[Kevy Baby]

Just the picture on the label makes me wanna hork

[Not Afraid]

I can't love this stuff enough!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I ended up reading nearly the entire site. I love it, it's my new addiction. It's been a long time since I've had a comedy site I visit on a constant basis, so I'll make it this one!

[alphabassettgrrl]

I love the Steve don't eat its! I'm glad to see he has some new ones up. I love the Gallery of Regrettable Food, too. :) He has, elsewhere on his site, some old pictures of Minneapolis. Gotta love that. He has all kinds of things on that site.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

New "Steve Don't Eat It"!

Not for the squeamish (http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000398.php)

[AllyOops!]

You know I live for your links, SM. :)

And after a long day at work followed by a hospital visit to see my sweet little pupcake, I'm exhausted. This has made my night.

Especially the following italicized paragraph, regarding "Urkel O's", which, in my opinion, is the BEST NAME ever for a cereal. In fact, it just might be the best name ever. It rolls off the tongue like honey. :p Hey, remember when Family Matters had been on 30 years past it's prime and Urkel invented, like, that suave "way-back machine" and he'd turn into hunka love "Stefan"? You just know that Jaleel White totally demanded that plotline. Then, the show just became a hunka sh*t. And, the little girl who played Judy, the youngest sister, ended up making porno movies (not on the show. Come on people. :p). They should have made Judy O's, considering that everybody saw Judy's "O". :(

WHOA. Off subject much, Ally? Sorry.

I'd also like to point out, that the cereal itself doesn't have a single thing to do with Urkel. It's just strawberry and banana flavored rings. If there was an episode where Urkel lost his virginity to a strawberry flavored ring, I missed it.

And this..

In fact, C3PO's cereal would have been a better Urkel-O's -- look at 'em. Come to think of it, what the hell were C3P0's supposed to be anyway? His eyes? That there is some jedi bulls**t.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Quite similar to S,DEI, is Forrest Walter's Food I Fear (http://www.forrestwalter.com/food.html). Be sure to click the the links for photos/illustrations.

Enjoy :evil:

[Tito's Kitten]

Funy yes, but how can someone NOT like Pesto????!!!!

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Easily—cause it's yucky.