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scaeagles
09-08-2005, 07:19 AM
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/09/08/D8CG43A01.html

"A restaurant in northeastern China that advertised illegal tiger meat dishes was found instead to be selling donkey flesh marinated in tiger urine, a newspaper reported Thursday. "

"The sale of tiger parts is illegal in China and officers shut down the restaurant, only to be told by owner, Ma Shikun, that the meat was actually that of donkeys, flavored with tiger urine to give the dish a "special" tang, the newspaper said. "

Yummy!
Ghoulish Delight
09-08-2005, 07:37 AM
The problem with tiger urine is that you're thirsty again in an hour.
Snowflake
09-08-2005, 09:10 AM
The problem with tiger urine is that you're thirsty again in an hour.

LMAO! Oh my God, that was hysterical!
:D
And boy do I need a laugh like this, every hour, hungry for laughter at work!

To you, my friend, for the best posting I've seen in days! :cheers: :snap:

Snow
Cadaverous Pallor
09-08-2005, 11:39 AM
I wish that everyone who wants to eat an endangered species ends up with piss in their food. :D
tracilicious
09-08-2005, 02:58 PM
Ya know, I ordered Chinese food from a new place a few weeks ago. It was fantastic! Best I've had in AZ. (Which isn't saying much.) Now, my favorite thing about getting Chinese food delivered is that there is enough leftovers for lunches for a few days. The next day I went to microwave some for lunch and what do I find? The sweet and sour sauce and all the sauces in the foods had turned solid. Even after heating. I had assumed that their secret ingredient was gelatin. Now I know it was tiger pee.
Morrigoon
09-08-2005, 03:04 PM
Yeah, that damn tiger pee solidifies at higher temperatures than water.
tracilicious
09-08-2005, 03:05 PM
Well, it was refrigerated.
€uroMeinke
09-08-2005, 10:52 PM
This is all very well and good - but where does one aquire Tiger urine? Methinks this is a bit of a yarn.
Name
09-08-2005, 10:58 PM
...where does one aquire Tiger urine?
From the tigers winky, of course. :p
SacTown Chronic
09-09-2005, 06:44 AM
What's all this about Tigger pissing on Eeyore? Kinky.
scaeagles
09-09-2005, 07:39 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

I'll never be able to watch Winnie the Pooh with my 4 year old in quite the same way again.