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Morrigoon
09-08-2005, 03:17 PM
Chair, plastic, on wheels
Armless, not ergonomic
At desk: ow, my back

Cadaverous Pallor
09-08-2005, 08:24 PM
Open the bottom
Scrape the dirt out with my nails
Please upgrade the mice!

If there's a keyboard
tray, it hits you in the knees.
Chairs are comfy though.

Adjustable chairs!
Perfectly fits lower back.
Armrests are nice too.

Not Afraid
09-08-2005, 09:46 PM
One cat is real cute
Two kittens are better
Five at home, perfect.

tracilicious
09-09-2005, 05:33 PM
peed on yet again
baby love is oh so sweet
Indi pooped outside

Cadaverous Pallor
09-10-2005, 10:49 AM
You must spread mojo
around before giving it
to Tracilicious.

Poop equals mojo
Envision Indi squatting
Somehow makes my day.

Off to work soon, bleh.
Only 4 hours, yet I'm
pissed it's Saturday.

tracilicious
09-10-2005, 07:01 PM
It was funnier
than you think. Indi exclaimed
Mommy! Me dog poop!

Morrigoon
09-10-2005, 11:38 PM
L-O-freaking-L
Talk of poop and puppy dogs
Also makes me laugh

Cadaverous Pallor
09-11-2005, 11:05 AM
It was funnier
than you think. Indi exclaimed
Mommy! Me dog poop!
Laughed at this story
Read it again and again
Funny every time!

Did you laugh right then?
Must be tough to discourage
kids while giggling.

Send the wrong message
and catastrophe ensues:
Indi poops for laughs!

Morrigoon
09-12-2005, 02:08 PM
There once was a recruiter from Re/Max
Who had all of the charm of the Sleestacks
She picked up the receiver,
Said, "Your firm, wouldja leave 'er?"
But this chick the agents would all beat back

Oh dear, that was a
Limerick not a haiku
Okay, I'll be good.

Call record would be
Better if I picked up phone
Not typing haiku

PanTheMan
09-13-2005, 12:29 PM
Stare at screen blankly
My Brain ceases all function
phone rings I snap back

Morrigoon
09-13-2005, 02:52 PM
*snaps*

Prudence
09-13-2005, 03:20 PM
Coworker injured
Should feel sorry but it means
Much more work for me.

DisneyDaniel
09-13-2005, 04:40 PM
Who had all of the charm of the Sleestacks

Is that a "Land of the Lost" reference? How cool! :cool: Sssssss... (http://www.landofthelost.com/slee.mp3)
http://files.photojerk.com/bulleckert/sleestak_bow.jpg

Morrigoon
09-14-2005, 01:20 PM
I sit in a box
Knees bent, back hunched, a captive
Four more hours to go

Morrigoon
09-14-2005, 01:30 PM
The pain - a hundred
Incontinent camels with
full stomachs. My legs.

Morrigoon
09-20-2005, 02:17 PM
Desperately, I
Search for signs of life. Only
this oasis, LoT.

The battle is won
Lord caffiene is my master
When great boredom lurks

Morrigoon
09-28-2005, 03:10 PM
A fire licks the limb
Of this poor old knotted tree
but why? My poor leg.

Old salt tying knots
To hold hurricane-force winds
But why my left leg?

My back, the source of
So much misery and pain
I need a new chair