Ahoy Lubbers!

[Betty]

:snap: Arrrrr Mateys... It's Talk Like a Pirate Day. Now fetch my grog! Arrrrr! :cheers:

[wendybeth]

"Arrr, there be gold in them thar Gulf shores, mate!"
http://members.optushome.com.au/enchilada/b3ta/bush-pirate.jpg

[Motorboat Cruiser]

So that's what happened to the monkey from the first movie. ;)

I mean...

Argggghhh! That be the evil monkey. Pillaging scoundrel, he be.

[sleepyjeff]

Arggggghhhh......thar be he.

[Not Afraid]

Avast ye scurvey moneky! We know where ye be hidden.

[wendybeth]

Lol- I just noticed the 'Avast' at the top of the page- nice Piratey touch!

Uhm, I mean: 'Arrrr, I be noticin' the page be a bit more Pirate-like today. It be about time, I thinks!'

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Keep a weather eye on that horizon....thar be squirrels ahead.

[wendybeth]

Keep a weather eye on that horizon....thar be squirrels ahead.

Aye, thar be that...
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/phlinger/pitstop/scout1.jpg

[Not Afraid]

We wants the Squirrell head!

[libraryvixen]

I be nursing some alleriges. *Argh-choo*

[mistyisjafo]

Ar, I be hungover from the weekend and furgot to talk like a pirate today. You be needing a thank you from me arr

[Tito's Kitten]

talking like a pirate will take too much engery today. Arrrrrgggggggg.... I'll just wear an eye patch. That counts right?

[Matterhorn Fan]

Arrrr, me be wishin' Talk Like a Pirate Day were on a Friday, I be.

[wendybeth]

Fear not, young Matterhorn Fan- just follow the lead of those mutinous lads from the Crimson Permanent Assurance! Round up those scurvy Administrators and Managers and make them walk the plank!:argghh:

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/crimson/plank.jpg

Brought to ye by the lads at Monty Python.

[Morrigoon]

The Crimson Permanent Assurance! If I had mojo to give ya, you'd have gotten some for THAT reference!

[wendybeth]

Lol- I just had to run back and get this especially for you, Morri!:D

Accountancy Shanty Lyrics

Artist: Monty Python (Buy Monty Python CDs (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/external-search?mode=music&tag=russellsultimate1-20&keyword=Monty%20Python))


LEAD PIRATE:
Full speed ahead, Mr. Cohen!

CHORUS:
Up, up, up your premium. Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE:
Scribble away!
CHORUS:
Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE:
And balance the books.
CHORUS:
Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE:
Scribble away!
CHORUS:
Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE:
But manage the books.
CHORUS:
Up, up, up.



PIRATES:It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountancy,
To find, explore the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy!

It can be manly in insurance.
We'll up your premium semi-annually.
It's all tax deductible.
We're fairly incorruptible,
We're sailing on the wide accountancy!

LEAD PIRATE:
Oh, this is fun, Mr. Cohen!
PIRATE:
Sail away!...
CHORUS:
Up, up, up...
LEAD PIRATE:
Fetch me another exotic salute. To port! Bring her port to shell out! And the medium guys shell out to port! Balance the books! Bring me another small shellfish, Mr. Cohen...

[Gemini Cricket]

http://disneylandpostcards.com/nospcart1.jpg

Ahoy, Mateys! Arrrr, this butt pirate wants ta wish ye a Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day.
:D

[libraryvixen]

You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Gemini Cricket again. :snap:

[libraryvixen]

Arrrgh thar be the shoddy film festival today and everyone 'ere wants to use the potty. They be a uncivilized bunch.

[wendybeth]

You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Gemini Cricket again. :snap:

I be sufferin' from the same affliction, Vixen!

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Arrgh! Some posters be shyin away from the festivities. It's the plank, they'll be walking.

scaeagles be a landlubber, he be!

[sleepyjeff]

Arrgh! Some posters be shyin away from the festivities. It's the plank, they'll be walking.

scaeagles be a landlubber, he be!

aye.

[Not Afraid]

Aye we be Pirates we be. We be plundering da WAVE here by da lake and we be havin some grog, we be. Captain Swank be drinking a fancy martini spiced with thyme and Absolute Citron. I be drinking the water that a bit fuzzy from the far cold north.

The scullery lad just brought us some scallops he plundered from the sea, some baby sheep, he swiped from the farm and some green things that came from the soles of my shoes. We be happy and well-fed pirates soon.

[€uroMeinke]

Arrrrg

[sleepyjeff]

Arrrrg

Arrrrrgh

[Ghoulish Delight]

Have you all swapped your poop deck?

[jdramj]

Avast, me hearties!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

For them landlubbers needin' some help! ARRRR! :argghh:

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Have you all swapped your poop deck?Now I be contemplatin' the difference between swapping and swabbing poop decks...

Arr.

[wendybeth]

Now I be contemplatin' the difference between swapping and swabbing poop decks...

Arr.

Just don't yer be forgettin' yer Lysol!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Just don't yer be forgettin' yer Lysol!Arrr, squeaky clean I be. My Ghoulish first mate won't be locking me out anytime soon, I'd wager me peg-leg upon it!

[wendybeth]

Arrr, squeaky clean I be. My Ghoulish first mate won't be locking me out anytime soon, I'd wager me peg-leg upon it!

Lol! God forbid yer Cap'n get his keel hauled on a septic deck!:argghh:

[SwankBeer]

G'YARRR, This be me first go at pirate talk, says I. Ye must be forgiving me, if me talk is subP'YAAARRR.

[wendybeth]

Yer Pirate-speak be fine, matey! :snap::argghh::snap: