Ladies!! Wanna keep your man?

[blueerica]

Here's the secret! (http://thewvsr.com/lysol.htm)

You, too, can rely on "Lysol" to help protect your married happiness... keep you desirable!

[scaeagles]

I don't think I'd want a woman that needed that.....

[blueerica]

True dat!

[wendybeth]

Lol! I wonder if our moms or grandmas ever used it? Eeewwww.........

[alphabassettgrrl]

Amazing some of the things we'll believe. Gah. I always thought women smelled great....

[Prudence]

Gah! The prose! A man marries a woman because he loves her. So instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself. I don't care what they're selling. It's all Gah!

And again I say, Gah!

[Tito's Kitten]

douches... Scary. Lysol douches....scarier.

As if I didn't have enough to worry about..cleaning the house, the boss coming over for dinner and now the flu virus, salmonella, and fungi in my crotch that is causing the loss of that love and feeling... Great.

I love her face..Oh no inhibitions, doubt and ignorance!!!!

[mistyisjafo]

Nice frickin ad! Funny!!

[Gemini Cricket]

Lysolo mio!
Yikes!
:D
lol!

[Not Afraid]

Come here honey bunch and have a taste o'my Lysol fresh snatch. I freashened up just for you. You'll love me more now won't ya? You like my pink babydoll and clean cowboy boots too, don'tcha? Come'ere now sweetie.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm so glad it's "non-caustic". When I'm buying cleaner for my cooch, the first thing I look for is the words "non-caustic".

I wonder how many men ended up with a mouthful of disinfectant.

[wendybeth]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm so glad it's "non-caustic". When I'm buying cleaner for my cooch, the first thing I look for is the words "non-caustic"

I wonder how many men ended up with a mouthful of disinfectant.

None that will admit it, I'm sure.

[NirvanaMan]

Does it come in pine scent?

[Jazzman]

When I'm buying cleaner for my cooch, the first thing I look for is the words "non-caustic".
Now filed in the "Future Sig Lines" folder.

Classic! :D

[Ponine]

All right folks... I had to know.... so here you go... more ads...
Old Lysol Ads (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrbill/sets/834100/)

I'm going to go puke now. :eek:

[Prudence]

Oh my heck -- ad #8 "...only a poison can kill germs." Oh yes, I think that's a fine place to put poison.

[Morrigoon]

Now filed in the "Future Sig Lines" folder.

Classic! :D
Feh, how about the NOW sig lines folder! :)

[PanTheMan]

I thought most women just stood on thier heads and poured in a cup of bleach once a week...


(Runs Screaming out the door........)

[alphabassettgrrl]

Lysol will "restore every woman's confidence in her power to please". Um, that's not the way to be pleasing... or, rather, there are so many better ways to ...

"It is non-poisonous when diluted and used according to directions". :eek: Um, has the writer of the ads recognized that this is a bit of a *sensitive* area???

I don't know whether to laugh or scream. Truly. I do know that I don't want my women to smell like pine...

[Jazzman]

If a lady really wants to "restore her power to please" down there, she should pass on the Lysol and instead use cheescake!



Oh, wait.... that might not go so well there either.....

[Morrigoon]

Maybe not, but removing it would be a lot more fun for both!