Funny/Bizarre/Ironic merchandise

[Morrigoon]

We've all seen it. Stuff that makes you wonder how on earth it EVER got through the committee approval process!

This one's great, you can stomp on Mickey and your nation's flag at the same time! wtf?
http://disneyshopping.go.com/DSSectionPage.process?Merchant_Id=2&Section_Id=14743&Product_Id=180003

[wendybeth]

And when your done, you can burn your Americana Mouse flag!

[Prudence]

Well, technically it's not the flag. I suppose it's to attract those citizens of questionable taste who wear flag-themed boxers or, most objectionable in my opinion, attach actual flags to their cars which get all tattered in the whipping wind and then just leave them there, hanging in shreds.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

This would bother me a lot more if it were the California state flag. I love the bear on my flag, dammit. LOVE IT!

[SusieP.]

most objectionable in my opinion, attach actual flags to their cars which get all tattered in the whipping wind and then just leave them there, hanging in shreds.

One of my biggest pet peeves, right there! :mad:

[Prudence]

One of my biggest pet peeves, right there! :mad:

Look at me! I'm so patriotic! I got this here desecrated flag dragging off the back of my pickup truck! No terrorist's going to mistreat my flag -- that's my job! Yeehaw!

[AllyOops!]

Speaking of pick-up trucks...

WHY? (http://www.bullsballs.com/real/big/truck/balls3.html)

I like that the word "classy" is added in the description. I also am fond of the fact that these balls come in the shades of "champagne" & "mocha". Who hasn't looked at a boyfriend/husband's balls and said, "Why, those beauties remind me of a glass of Cristal! May I please put your sack on ice? Because Baby, your'e smuggling Dom Perignon in those Calvin's, and I wants me a sip."

And yes, I'm even more proud of the fact that I have seen these hanging off the back of a raised monster truck square in the middle of the city.

To the owner of said truck: you had me at the first sway of those balls when the light turned green. Them's some klassy sh*t. :rolleyes: :p

[Hades]

About those truck balls...

Why on God's green earth would anyone need to have a chain and lock for those!?! What kind of trailer park trash would need to steal those and hang them on their...

Nevermind. :p

[Not Afraid]

I am afraid I just don't understand the concept here. And, you know what........I don't want to know. ugh

[Morrigoon]

Oh my god, I actually saw truck nuts in the M&F structure last week!

[AllyOops!]

Listen, Hades.. :mad:

I KNOW your'e talkin' about MY man. You remember I met him the night I snuck into Talk Of The Town Trailer Park in Norwalk, CA., drunk off of my ass from mixing Mad Dog & Pabst (I save Night Train & St. Paulie Girl for the Holidays, washed down with Box Wine), armed with a pair of lock snips and the main goal of stealing his balls? Truck balls, mind you. Try as I may, that bastard Pervis had a strong pair of certified Truck Balls lock and chain. When he caught me and tried to shoot me, it was love at first pistol whip (He's a gentlemen. He doesn't successfully shoot women). He gave me his treasured balls, and I gave him some of my teeth (who needs a full set?). Now? I get the pleasure of his real, truckless balls. In Asti Spumante champagne. Sigh. Such a prize!

:D ;) :p

[Hades]

Truck nuts is just a couple of steps lower than having the giant brama bull sticker on the door of your truck. It's actually the red neck version of the same, isn't it? :p ;)

[AllyOops!]

Pervis has the big ass Brama Bull sticker stuck on the door of our trailer. Dammit! Stop mockin'! :mad: It covers our red circle sticker that alerts Firefighters that there are children inside in case of a fire. Priorities, people.

;) :p

Morrigoon, Mickey & Friends and Truck Nuts in the same post, and same sentence, no less, has me DYING laughing!! I love it! :D

[AllyOops!]

Hades, I CAN'T believe you don't remember the red circle sticker! My parents had one affixed to my window when I was a child. It lets the Firefighters know to hit that room first because it has a child inside.

My parents waffled between that or the "let 'em fry" sticker.

I'm sorry. That was in way poor taste. :( I might be dying laughing, but unless your'e as sick as I am, you won't. And I really, truly did have the red circle sticker.

To redeem myself, more useless stuff:

Clown Heads (http://www.sunshinecrafts.com/cgi-bin/cart.pl?db=catalog.dat&category=CLOWN%20HEADS)


Okay, I googled "Kleenex Kozies", because that's always a winner, and got this as the very FIRST link:

FabsBoards.com Discussion Boards - View Profile: AllyOfTheDolls
Interests: Macrame Owls, drooling at the Senior
PGA Tour , knitting kleenex kozies & watching you shower. Occupation: porn star.

Hahaha!! SCARY!

[Hades]

I came across this little article from the 'OC Weekly' site. This may shed a little light on the cultural icon of the Mexican male. Then again, it might not... ;)
http://www.ocweekly.com/ink/05/49/ask-arellano.php

[€uroMeinke]

What if your truck is a girl? Do they have truck tits as well?

[Ghoulish Delight]

What if your truck is a girl? Do they have truck tits as well?
Or truck vulvas, for that matter?

[€uroMeinke]

Or truck vulvas, for that matter?

Those you can get from Sweden - thanks to Ford

[Name]

I was thinking of getting a pair of those "truck nuts" to put on the back of my motorcycle, figured it would be mad funny to see a small "girls bike" harley davidson with a big ol' sack hangin from the back.....(but wouldn't really wanna do such things and mess up the womanly lines of my bike, after all it is a girl bike, what with its.....err, nevermind)

BUt on the monster trucks with the big ol' balls hangin' out the back, shouldn't them be small balls, after all monster trucks are trucks on steroids, and everyone knows what steroids does to the "jewels"

(god, I hope I haven't taken this thread to an all new low)

[Gn2Dlnd]

What if your truck is a girl? Do they have truck tits as well?

Will these do? (http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/funny3/coolcar.jpg)

[Hades]

Now there is a car that must have 'rack' and pinion steering! :evil: ;) Remember, keep your eyes on the road! ;)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Now there is a car that must have 'rack' and pinion steering! :evil: ;) Remember, keep your eyes on the road! ;)Alternative punchline:
Now there's a car with a rack that still can't carry anything.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

That's a lot of silly putty. (http://www.crayolastore.com/product_detail.asp?T1=CRA+08%2D0001%2D0%2D001&.)

[SzczerbiakManiac]

But not nearly as cool as Thinking Putty (http://www.puttyworld.com/products.html)!
I have over a dozen different tins of this stuff—it's way cool.

Whoops, sorry for the derail :)

[Not Afraid]

No! I love that Silly Putty has become a pratical business tool. Both Chris and I have had the silly putty workplace experience.

[Morrigoon]

Oh dear... that sounds like a story I need to hear, LOL!

[€uroMeinke]

Oh dear... that sounds like a story I need to hear, LOL!

Not much to it - some people are kinesthetic - they think better when they are doing something such as playing with silly putty. It's a must for any sort of brain storming or strategic planning. Foam balls are also good, blocks, other such chachkies.

[Disneyphile]

Oh my god, I actually saw truck nuts in the M&F structure last week!Yep! And they were BLUE too!!! LMAO!!!

[AllyOops!]

(god, I hope I haven't taken this thread to an all new low)

No, I did that already. :D

Now, does this Harley Davidson have a bitch pad affixed to the back? You can't ride comfortably on the back without one! :D ;)

[AllyOops!]

What if your truck is a girl? Do they have truck tits as well?

Or truck vulvas, for that matter?

The only tits & vulva my car sports are the ones belonging to the driver in the front seat- y'know, ME. And while I'll occasionally "put 'em on the glass" for the right person (the tits, not the vulva. I have some klass you know. :rolleyes: :D :p ) I doubt they'll be seein' the hood of my car, or undercarriage anytime soon.

Ugh..the thought of a truck vulva has me a little unsettled. Although it would make an excellent spot for one's hide-a-key. Try keeping your dignity whilst fishing your keys out of your truck's exhaust-fume laden, greasy vagi. :D

[Gemini Cricket]

I don't understand this fad (http://www.mrbling.com/). I mean, a tiara for your teeth?
???? :D

[Name]

I blame Flava Flav

[AllyOops!]

I don't understand this fad (http://www.mrbling.com/). I mean, a tiara for your teeth?
???? :D

Oh, that's so unecessary I can't help but to love that link, GC! :snap:

But, really, ugh. I'm not draggin' my tongue across someone's bejewled grill. Next, a sash for your gums?

It does give new meaning to getting one's teeth "crowned". Hardy har har. :D

*Sound of crickets chirping*

[Not Afraid]

Mr. Bling, huh. You know, I really hate the overused word "bling". It really means nothing. My least favorite poseur couture, Juicy, had an obnoxious bag with the word "Bling" emblazoned on it. So tacky! Twenty years from now, we'll be making fun of this stuff - then it will come back into stule (as if it could be called style now).

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Mr. Bling, huh. You know, I really hate the overused word "bling". It really means nothing. My least favorite poseur couture, Juicy, had an obnoxious bag with the word "Bling" emblazoned on it. So tacky! Twenty years from now, we'll be making fun of this stuff - then it will come back into stule (as if it could be called style now).Twenty years from now? Why wait?

[Not Afraid]

Well, I obviously haven't waited, but, you know just how fashion forward I am. :rolleyes:

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Well, I obviously haven't waited, but, you know just how fashion forward I am. :rolleyes:Eh, screw the "fashion forward", they're the only ones who cringe at old photos. ;)