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scaeagles
10-10-2005, 09:59 AM
And it's all natural.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=19803

Just need to head to the petstore now.....
Not Afraid
10-10-2005, 10:20 AM
If you were closer, I'd slap you. ;)
€uroMeinke
10-10-2005, 10:54 AM
And it's all natural.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=19803

Just need to head to the petstore now.....

Small children shouldn't be a problem anymore either
wendybeth
10-10-2005, 11:21 AM
Small children shouldn't be a problem anymore either

This made me laugh.

Is that wrong?
Ghoulish Delight
10-10-2005, 11:25 AM
This made me laugh.

Is that wrong?
Only if you could describe the laugh as "maniacal" or as a "cackle".
wendybeth
10-10-2005, 11:39 AM
Only if you could describe the laugh as "maniacal" or as a "cackle".

It was the snorting variety.
scaeagles
10-10-2005, 11:44 AM
Small children shouldn't be a problem anymore either

A proposal for those who like neither feral cats nor strollers at Disneyland - deposit a couple hundred 10'+ pythons in the hub.
€uroMeinke
10-10-2005, 11:55 AM
A proposal for those who like neither feral cats nor strollers at Disneyland - deposit a couple hundred 10'+ pythons in the hub.

They'd be better themed for Adventureland, though I supsoe you could breed some geneticly altered pythons of the future...
MickeyLumbo
10-10-2005, 03:19 PM
note to self:

a snake will solve my pvssy problem
Morrigoon
10-10-2005, 05:19 PM
Sure it's good on the furry things, but will it take care of crabs too? ;)
MickeyLumbo
10-10-2005, 06:38 PM
Sure it's good on the furry things, but will it take care of crabs too? ;)


http://photobucket.com/albums/y97/MickeyLumbo/th_avatar1188_0.gif (http://photobucket.com/albums/y97/MickeyLumbo/?action=view&current=avatar1188_0.gif)
Cadaverous Pallor
10-10-2005, 06:59 PM
You'll need a sign...

http://www.secure6000.com/ecom/jarspets/catalog/images/8618.jpg
Not Afraid
10-10-2005, 08:45 PM
Ride the Snake...........the snake is long........
€uroMeinke
10-10-2005, 08:45 PM
The right kind of snake can also liven up your garden parties:

http://photos.xenarchy.com/albums/userpics/10001/normal_IMG_5340.JPG
Not Afraid
10-10-2005, 08:48 PM
Dedeledededee Two Ladies
Dedeledededee Two Ladies
Dedeledededee Two Ladies
Und ein man yay.
MickeyLumbo
10-11-2005, 06:37 PM
A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further,gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."

The husband says, "No, not at all."

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the heck were you doing then?"

"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."
Not Afraid
10-11-2005, 06:57 PM
Boy, this thread has gne down hill (or town, is it) fast. I'm surprised!
SacTown Chronic
10-11-2005, 07:40 PM
Strange times we live in when a gay guy talks about ***** more than the president does.
scaeagles
10-11-2005, 09:02 PM
Boy, this thread has gne down hill (or town, is it) fast.

That says a lot, considering it started with a snake eating a cat.
Prudence
10-11-2005, 09:06 PM
At my house, the cat usually eats the snake.
MickeyLumbo
10-11-2005, 09:24 PM
Yikes.

must stay awake. must not dream tonite.
wendybeth
10-19-2005, 06:08 PM
Here's a pretty cool solution to a cat problem: Katrina kitties in prison! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9755228/).

What a great solution, and it helps out the kitties and the inmates.:snap:
Now, if we could just arrange for a few dozen to be shipped to Scaeagles yard....:evil:
scaeagles
10-19-2005, 09:13 PM
Now, if we could just arrange for a few dozen to be shipped to Scaeagles yard....:evil:

I'll have a nice antifreeze cocktail waiting for them. I'm sure they'll be thirsty. :evil:
MickeyLumbo
10-26-2005, 09:57 PM
another cool idea to fight the cat problem... just in time for Halloween:evil:

http://portal.runet.hu/pub/linkek/swf/jatekok/catbowling.swf

(http://portal.runet.hu/pub/linkek/swf/jatekok/catbowling.swf)