View Full Version : Bush "Stages" a Teleconference with soldiers.
PanTheMan
10-13-2005, 09:03 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051013/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_iraq_10
Lombardo told the president that she was in New York City on Nov. 11, 2001, when Bush attended an event recognizing soldiers for their recovery and rescue efforts at Ground Zero. She said the troops began the fight against terrorism in the wake of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks and were proud to continue it in Iraq.
"I thought you looked familiar," Bush said, and then joked: "I probably look familiar to you, too."
"If he wants the real opinions of the troops, he can't do it in a nationally televised teleconference," Rieckhoff said. "He needs to be talking to the boots on the ground and that's not a bunch of captains."
9/11....blah blah blah....9/11....9/11...blah blah...
So do you have any comments to add to it, or just figure that this will create some kind of great discord amongst us all that this type of thing would happen???
Cause it happens all the time, just watch the "that 70's show" were Ford came into town and Red was chosen to ask him a question(chosen by the local committee).
No big surprise, and hardly breaking news,
No other president would ever stoop to such things.....
and Ashley Simpson actually sings live during every show.......
Not Afraid
10-13-2005, 09:23 PM
I realize that I am NOT the political maven of these boards, but this stuff is starting to BORE ME. Isn't there someone or something more interesting to talk about?
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 09:26 PM
I realize that I am NOT the political maven of these boards, but this stuff is starting to BORE ME. Isn't there someone or something more interesting to talk about?
Well, there's always.......
Monty Python!!!!!!!!!
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/compdiff/foot.jpg
Not Afraid
10-13-2005, 09:29 PM
God Damn You People!
Ghoulish Delight
10-13-2005, 09:29 PM
NPR played the audio from 30 minutes before the actual teleconference where they were prepping exactly who would comment and who would respond to his questions.
sleepyjeff
10-13-2005, 09:35 PM
I realize that I am NOT the political maven of these boards, but this stuff is starting to BORE ME. Isn't there someone or something more interesting to talk about?
Yes there is. What was the finest example of a triple allegory in Cinematic History?
:D
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 09:36 PM
Yes there is. What was the finest example of a triple allegory in Cinematic History?
:D
Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail.
:D
Not Afraid
10-13-2005, 09:38 PM
Damnit!
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 09:39 PM
Sorry.
(Heh heh....)
sleepyjeff
10-13-2005, 09:45 PM
Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail.
:D
I was thinking something along the lines of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Clearly this tale is not forcasting the future but is telling the story of
1)Zarathustra; 2)Arthur C Clarks tale of Men melding with machine; and finally 3)Homers Odyssey itself.
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 10:00 PM
Well, the Grail was about man's eternal quest for glory, peril and nice shrubbery.
I think we both know the clear winner here.
Monty Python's Meaning of Life?
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 10:01 PM
Oh, and exciting underwear- that, too.
well, everyone needs a nice shrubbery, but not too tall....
Prudence
10-13-2005, 10:06 PM
I have personally been waiting for someone to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring.
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 10:09 PM
Monty Python's Meaning of Life?
Oh, great. Now I am forced to revaluate the whole Grail thing. Let's face it- the big man and the little wafer scene was good. So were the Corporate Pirates.
Then there is Brian..... "How shall we **** off, oh lord?" That one is just chock full of allegory! Well, really funny lines, anyway.
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 10:10 PM
I have personally been waiting for someone to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring.
You'd have PETA and Earth!First all over your ass. No one has a sense of humor anymore.
Oh, great. Now I am forced to revaluate the whole Grail thing. Let's face it- the big man and the little wafer scene was good. So were the Corporate Pirates.
Then there is Brian..... "How shall we **** off, oh lord?" That one is just chock full of allegory! Well, really funny lines, anyway.
I thought that the death comes to dinner "skit" was great too....
Then my favorite(when I was a kid and saw it for the first time) the execution by being chased by a hundred naked women..... ahhhh, what a way to go....
and of course.... "every sperm is sacred"
Not Afraid
10-13-2005, 10:18 PM
well, everyone needs a nice shrubbery, but not too tall....
Ahhhhhhhh, and, with that, we're back to talking about Bush again!
yes yes, but a nicely trimmed bush
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 10:23 PM
So, we now know how to get NA talking politics....bring up Monty Python.:D
Ironically enough, the rest of us start out talking politics, and pretty soon we deteriorate to either penis jokes or the Spanish Inquisition.
well, noone expects the spanish inquisition
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 10:29 PM
http://people.csail.mit.edu/paulfitz/spanish/tt13.jpg Ximinez [with a cruel leer]: Now -- you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. [aside, to Biggles] Is that really all it is?
Biggles: Yes, lord.
Ximinez: I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, woman. Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess
Biggles: I confess!
Ximinez: Not you!
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 10:30 PM
NA is going to kill us.
Prudence
10-13-2005, 10:31 PM
Poke her with the soft cushions!
I hereby dub thee.......
The Official Monty Python discussion Thread.....
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 10:33 PM
Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 10:34 PM
I hereby dub thee.......
The Official Monty Python discussion Thread.....
The Revolution is complete.
Pan is going to kill us.....
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Prudence
10-13-2005, 10:36 PM
Baked beans are off!
The Revolution is complete.
My work here is done..........
Send in the suicide squad
Prudence
10-13-2005, 10:38 PM
Wendybeth -- really, you should come down to DL in Jan when we'll be there. We can totally double team NA!
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 10:38 PM
Did someone say Spam?
http://www.pythonsite.de/differ/viking.jpg
Prudence
10-13-2005, 10:39 PM
My work here is done..........
Send in the suicide squad
Maybe some kamikaze highlanders?
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 10:40 PM
Wendybeth -- really, you should come down to DL in Jan when we'll be there. We can totally double team NA!
I would LOVE to, but we are planning on invading, uhm- visiting next June. Tori has invited NA to her American Girl birthday party.:evil:
I would LOVE to, but we are planning on invading, uhm- visiting next June. Tori has invited NA to her American Girl birthday party.:evil:
will there be some python screenings??
Prudence
10-13-2005, 10:43 PM
I would LOVE to, but we are planning on invading, uhm- visiting next June. Tori has invited NA to her American Girl birthday party.:evil:
Well, we could secretly arrange a time for you to call her cell phone...
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 10:44 PM
Well, we could secretly arrange a time for you to call her cell phone...
Psssst! YM me....we should talk.:evil:
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 10:45 PM
Maybe some kamikaze highlanders?
How about Hell's Grannies?
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/compdiff/hellgr1.jpg
Prudence
10-13-2005, 10:55 PM
Or baby snatchers?
PanTheMan
10-13-2005, 11:10 PM
The Revolution is complete.
Pan is going to kill us.....
lol...just reading and smiling....
Reaver
10-13-2005, 11:19 PM
http://humorlinks.com/python/pictures/different/hownott.jpg
"This is Mr. E.R. Bradshaw of Napier Court, Black Lion Road London SE5. He can not be seen. Now I am going to ask him to stand up. Mr. Bradshaw will you stand up please?"
Mr Bradshaw stands up. There is a loud gunshot as Mr Bradshaw is shot in the stomach, and crumples to the ground
"This demonstrates the value of not being seen."
Not Afraid
10-13-2005, 11:19 PM
WAIT! I didn't STOP reading this thread. I mearly went to make the bed.
And, as far as MP day at DL. I'm dead that day.
wendybeth
10-13-2005, 11:51 PM
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/compdiff/colonel.jpg
"I would like to apologise for the rather silly turn this thread has taken.
Carry on."
Reaver
10-13-2005, 11:59 PM
LOL... It's the best turn this thread could have taken!
Scrooge McSam
10-14-2005, 05:48 AM
Albatross!!!
Nephythys
10-14-2005, 06:37 AM
neeee! I say, NEE!!
Motorboat Cruiser
10-14-2005, 06:47 AM
Bring out yer dead.
Nephythys
10-14-2005, 06:54 AM
But I'm feeling better!
wendybeth
10-14-2005, 08:16 AM
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail004.jpg
No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
sleepyjeff
10-14-2005, 08:18 AM
This thread is just killing me:)
Nephythys
10-14-2005, 08:20 AM
I think I'd like to go for a walk!
wendybeth
10-14-2005, 08:20 AM
This thread is just killing me:)
Well, it's all your fault...;)
Oh, come now...Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo...
Nephythys
10-14-2005, 08:34 AM
I thought everything was YOUR fault-
Someone get the Holy Hand Grenade!
wendybeth
10-14-2005, 08:57 AM
No, it's too perilous.
Nephythys
10-14-2005, 09:19 AM
Big teeth!
Prudence
10-14-2005, 09:57 AM
Hey, I didn't even eat the mousse.
"Always look on the bright side of life..............
Always look on the bright side of life............."
Gemini Cricket
10-14-2005, 03:28 PM
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/compdiff/wakeywak.jpg
'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you...'
wendybeth
10-14-2005, 09:07 PM
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail021.jpg
"Alright, we'll call it a draw..."
Motorboat Cruiser
10-14-2005, 09:15 PM
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
wendybeth
10-14-2005, 09:22 PM
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/compdiff/lumber2.jpg
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...."
Nephythys
10-14-2005, 10:17 PM
Speaking of staging- did you guys see the article about the news reporter doing a story from a boat- when two guys walk by and show that the water is ankle deep LOL
Oopsie (http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/10/14/D8D824KO4.html)
Run away! Run away!
Now go away before I taunt you a second time!
wendybeth
10-14-2005, 10:32 PM
That rabbit's dynamite!
Not Afraid
10-14-2005, 11:04 PM
I'm still bored. ;)
wendybeth
10-14-2005, 11:13 PM
For NA:
Penis Names 1. Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle
2. Gristle Missle
3. Pumping Pole of Penile Power
4. Bone-Her
5. Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls)
6. Granite Edifice
7. One-Eyed Fred
8. Dip Stick
9. Piss Pump
10. Meat Wrench
<img> 11. Nightcrawler
12. Blue-veined Junket Pumper
13. Love Pump
14. Richard and the Twins
15. One Eyed Wonder Weasel
16. Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken
17. Tobias the Cheeky Monkey
18. Johnson
19. Trouser Snake
20. Tool
21. Thrill Drill
22. Sex Pistol
23. Pocket Rocket
24. One Hole Friction Whistle
25. The Pink Oboe
26. Purple-Helmeted Warrior
27. Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower
28. Trouser Trout
29. Vlad The Impaler
The last one is my favorite.
Not Afraid
10-14-2005, 11:22 PM
For NA:
Penis Names
10. <img>
29. Vlad The Impaler
The last one is my favorite.
Is #10 what Samwise calls his?
And, #29 is perfect for the month of October.
I declare all Penises be named "VLAD THE IMPALER" for the entire month of October. :cool:
wendybeth
10-14-2005, 11:34 PM
Check out my sig line...:D
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