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Gemini Cricket
11-23-2005, 09:09 PM
The couple jointly announced their separation Wednesday, confirmed their publicists Meredith O' Sullivan and Rob Shooter.
"After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways," Simpson and Lachey said in an official statement.
Source (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051124/ap_on_en_mu/simpson_lachey_split)
Aww. If my tear ducts weren't all dried up, I'd be crying right now.
:D
Olympicnut
11-23-2005, 09:14 PM
OOOOOOOO, maybe now I can work my wiles on Nick. Smart, yummy, rich AND a USC fan, what more can a boy ask for?
Capt Jack
11-23-2005, 09:18 PM
OOOOOOOO, maybe now I can work my wiles on Nick. Smart, yummy, rich AND a USC fan, what more can a boy ask for?

and and....maybe I could work on Jess.........uh....hmm. on second thought....(as if she ever had a FIRST thought)

nah....
Olympicnut
11-23-2005, 11:50 PM
She had a thought once. She was standing at the window one evening, looking up at the stars with a look of curiosity on her face, thinking to herself, "I think I like vanilla."
wendybeth
11-24-2005, 12:00 AM
I think she was still trying to work out that tuna/chicken thing.
Prudence
11-24-2005, 12:39 AM
Well I am just *shocked*! I mean, who would have guessed?
€uroMeinke
11-24-2005, 12:50 AM
Should I know these people?
Boss Radio
11-24-2005, 03:13 AM
They are Sonny and Cher 2000.
Scrooge McSam
11-24-2005, 04:25 AM
Should I know these people?

I love you!!!
Gemini Cricket
11-24-2005, 08:37 AM
I have never seen their show but there was such a big deal about these two. Blah blah yaddah yaddah....
How funny.
:D
Isaac
11-24-2005, 09:14 AM
They are Sonny and Cher 2000.
Minus the talent & brains.
wendybeth
11-24-2005, 11:58 AM
So, any bets on how long before one of them hooks up with Wilmer?
€uroMeinke
11-24-2005, 12:01 PM
Wilmer?

Wilmer? - Fred Flinstone's wife after moving to London?
wendybeth
11-24-2005, 12:08 PM
(Or Wilma after a sex change).

Not meaning to de-rail such an important topic, but what the hell is it with that Wilmer guy? He's moderately funny, but how the hell did he get to be known as such a player? He's like the Erik Estrada of the underage set.
€uroMeinke
11-24-2005, 12:11 PM
I love Hal Wilmer's compilation albums, Stake Awake is one of my favorite Disney Records.
wendybeth
11-24-2005, 12:23 PM
I love Hal Wilmer's compilation albums, Stake Awake is one of my favorite Disney Records.

Hey! You're derailing my derail!;)
Kevy Baby
11-24-2005, 01:56 PM
I hear Nick is hooking up with Joyce
Not Afraid
11-24-2005, 02:07 PM
WTF? I'm lost and I don't want to buy InStyle magazine.
Gemini Cricket
11-24-2005, 02:10 PM
I hear Nick is hooking up with Joyce
Well, who hasn't Joyce hooked up with?
I hear WWJD really stands for What Wouldn't Joyce Do.
:D
€uroMeinke
11-24-2005, 02:21 PM
Well, who hasn't Joyce hooked up with?
I hear WWJD really stands for What Wouldn't Joyce Do.
:D

I thought it was Who Wouldn't Joyce Do?
wendybeth
11-24-2005, 02:59 PM
"You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Gemini Cricket again."

Poor Joyce.
Prudence
11-24-2005, 09:18 PM
I thought it was Who Wouldn't Joyce Do?


Apparently Joyce is a modern woman and sentience isn't a requirement.