I clicked, and I'm not posting

[scaeagles]

Not going to do it. I've looked at the "you must post" thread THREE times now, and haven't posted. So maybe it is my fault, as MBC would claim.

My kids tell me what to do. My wife tells me what to do. My clients tell me what to do. No poster on the LoT will tell me what to do!

So neener.:p

[CoasterMatt]

Have fun, scaeagles :)

[Kevy Baby]

The chronic outbreak of silliness on this board is one of the reasons I like it here!

Despite rabble-rousers like scaeagles

[Motorboat Cruiser]

My kids tell me what to do. My wife tells me what to do. My clients tell me what to do. No poster on the LoT will tell me what to do!


Your appliance aquisitions paint quite a different picture. Now beg for a bread maker like a good little scaeagles.

[scaeagles]

Now beg for a bread maker like a good little scaeagles.

MBC, when I got my toaster, you liked it when I told YOU what to do.

My sweet little submissive MBC.:evil:

[Motorboat Cruiser]

My sweet little submissive MBC.:evil:

That's it. Someone get some rope and let's lynch this bastard. :mad:



;)

[Kevy Baby]

That's it. Someone get some rope and let's lunch this bastard. :D

[wendybeth]

That's it. Someone get some rope and let's lunch this bastard. :D

Oh, he'd only enjoy being lunched.;)


Scaeagles- I knew it! Splitter!

[MickeyLumbo]

anyone want sac's dominatrix outfit?

[Kevy Baby]

anyone want sac's dominatrix outfit?Joyce has it:

http://home.mindspring.com/~kevin_elder/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/joyce-dominatrix.jpg




Hey, if I took the time to create the damn picture, I'm gonna get some mileage out of it!

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Now, that is scary. :)

Geez Kevy, put that thing away, will ya.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I think it is now duly proven that scaeagles is here simply to undermine our community. How could he not heed the call of "must post", and then post another thread just to jeer at us?? Troublemaker!

[scaeagles]

That's me. The rebel.

The real problem is all you lemmings that feel the need to follow the crowd.:p

Ban me. I'm "not afraid" of that.:D

[wendybeth]

Ban you?
Hell, no- you're not getting off that easily.


We will be confiscating your small appliances, however.

[scaeagles]

We will be confiscating your small appliances, however.

On a side note, do you know that my nickname for MBC is "small appliance"? That's how we settled on a toaster.:)

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Ban you?
Hell, no- you're not getting off that easily.


We will be confiscating your small appliances, however.

Better yet, I propose a LoT meet... on his doorstep. Let's all introduce ourselves to his family and explain why he keep coming home with these appliances. :evil:

[Motorboat Cruiser]

On a side note, do you know that my nickname for MBC is "small appliance"? That's how we settled on a toaster.:)

Yeah, a twelve slice toaster.

[scaeagles]

Better yet, I propose a LoT meet... on his doorstep.

Did I mention I moved to Sacramento?

[Not Afraid]

Better yet, I propose a LoT meet... on his doorstep. Let's all introduce ourselves to his family and explain why he keep coming home with these appliances. :evil:

Oh, how much fun that would be!!!!!

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Did I mention I moved to Sacramento?

Did I mention that the toaster transmits GPS coordinates? ;)

[MickeyLumbo]

Better yet, I propose a LoT meet... on his doorstep. Let's all introduce ourselves to his family and explain why he keep coming home with these appliances. :evil:


OMG, let's charter a Disneyland Resort Express motor coach!!!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Did I mention I moved to Sacramento?Hmm, now why did he pick Sacramento?...

[scaeagles]

Did I mention that the toaster transmits GPS coordinates? ;)

That's OK - If you recall (as was discussed in another thread), I had to send my toaster to Crystal.

[scaeagles]

Hmm, now why did he pick Sacramento?...

I just said Sacramento because I knew about the GPS transmitter and, like I just said, I had to send the toaster to Crystal.

[MickeyLumbo]

crystal sent that one to me, since sac had already earned three this year alone. (not to mention the food processor crystal earned) heeheee

[Motorboat Cruiser]

That's OK - If you recall (as was discussed in another thread), I had to send my toaster to Crystal.

Did you send your sphincter to Crystal as well?;)

[Kevy Baby]

Did you send your sphincter to Crystal as well?I think he did. I recall recently driving towards Sacramento following a truck that had a "Wide Load" sign on it.

[€uroMeinke]

Don't mind me - accidental click

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Don't mind me - accidental click

Well, nothing to see here anyway, really. Just your typical chat about scaeagles extra-wide sphincter being shipped to Sacramento on a truck.

Pretty much business as usual.

[scaeagles]

No, no, no.....it was removed because it was too small.....that's why I was able to earn my toaster from YOU, MBC. You were the only....well....never mind. I'll leave it at that.

[Capt Jack]

*terrified look and muttering to himself*

tmi ...
tmi ...
tmi ...
...

[Crystal]

Did you send your sphincter to Crystal as well?

yeah, I got it, much to my surprise:eek:



No, no, no..... it was too small....

but I passed it on to STC, he's been busy stretching it ever since:evil:

[Motorboat Cruiser]

No, no, no.....it was removed because it was too small.....that's why I was able to earn my toaster from YOU, MBC. You were the only....well....never mind. I'll leave it at that.


Geez, are you sure you aren't really Scott McClellan? I haven't seen spin this ludicrous since you guys tried to justify invading Iraq.

[Not Afraid]

I bet if we did a Google search on the word Sphincter we might get LoT as one of the suggestions.

[scaeagles]

I haven't seen spin this ludicrous since you guys tried to justify invading Iraq.

Spin? Moi?

You know, with all the innuendo here, I could go on about being referred to as a "spinner".....but I won't.

[tracilicious]

I clicked on this thread and I'm not posting! Oh...wait...

A big :P to you Scaeagles. You can't even support a fellow Arizonian. :( ;)

[MickeyLumbo]

i've been known to kill or thread or two. this outta work.

[scaeagles]

Please reread the thread. I moved to Sacramento.

[Kevy Baby]

I bet if we did a Google search on the word Sphincter we might get LoT as one of the suggestions.Well, it wasn't in the top 100, but there WAS a link discussing an Inflatable artificial sphincter (http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003983.htm).

[Capt Jack]

oh hell...you could not PAY enough me to click that link!

nope nope....not gunna do it

[CoasterMatt]

So, Capt Jack is no Sphincter Boy! :D

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I bet if we did a Google search on the word Sphincter we might get LoT as one of the suggestions.I can't believe we didn't show.

[CoasterMatt]

Sphincter Boy! Try checking for that!

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Well, nothing for "scaeagles sphincter" under google. :(

[Kevy Baby]

oh hell...you could not PAY enough me to click that link!

nope nope....not gunna do itFive bucks says Capt Jack clicked.

[wendybeth]

Oh, definitely. Curiosity kills more than cats.

[BarTopDancer]

Well, nothing for "scaeagles sphincter" under google. :(

Googles spider has to hit the site first. Give it 24-48 hours.



This message brough to you by your local search engine (not google) data administrator.

[Capt Jack]

So, Capt Jack is no Sphincter Boy! :D

joo got dat rite :snap:


Five bucks says Capt Jack clicked.

HA! Nope....you owe me a fiver. I'm tellin' ya....dunt wanna know.


Oh, definitely. Curiosity kills more than cats.

the cat liveth on. so....you owe me a $5 too....... :D

[scaeagles]

replies:159 views:581

somethin bout all this aint workin' right.

This is because of rabble rousers like me, who take greatjoy in clicking on it 8-10 times/day just for the pleasure of watching the post/view ratio get smaller.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[Cadaverous Pallor]

This is because of rabble rousers like me, who take greatjoy in clicking on it 8-10 times/day just for the pleasure of watching the post/view ratio get smaller.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:I'm almost tempted to bad mojo you for this...:evil:





Nah, I'm not going to stoop to your level. Troublemaker.

[scaeagles]

I'm almost tempted to bad mojo you for this...:evil:

Well, considering you bad mojo-ed me for saying Hello Kitty wasn't swanky, I'm not surprised you would be tempted.

I never forget when I've been wronged, CP.:p

[tracilicious]

I'm almost tempted to bad mojo you for this...:evil:




Me too! Way to ruin a board experiment! :mad: :p

[scaeagles]

Me too! Way to ruin a board experiment! :mad: :p

I have not ruined your experiment! To the contrary, in fact.

Your experiment, I presume, was to see if it is possible to keep a high post/view ratio. On the internet, you have rabble rousers like me, and you must take that into account in your data. So I am actually SAVING your experiment, and therefore, you should give me GOOD mojo.

[scaeagles]

Damn rebels in every forum.

I'll bet it's Scaeagles.

If you must assign blame, tracilisious, you must assign it to wendybeth. At the time I read her posting, I had not concocted my scheme of not posting. Being accused falsely led me down the path rabble-rousing.

I felt like an outcast. Like someone not to be trusted. Yes....it was wendybeth who forced me fulfill my destiny and NOT post.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

I felt like an outcast. Like someone not to be trusted.

Well, you are a republican. What did you expect?

;)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

If you must assign blame, tracilisious, you must assign it to wendybeth. At the time I read her posting, I had not concocted my scheme of not posting. Being accused falsely led me down the path rabble-rousing.

I felt like an outcast. Like someone not to be trusted. Yes....it was wendybeth who forced me fulfill my destiny and NOT post.Way to match people's expectations, babe. :rolleyes:

[scaeagles]

Way to match people's expectations, babe. :rolleyes:

I take that comment to mean that I've crossed some sort of line with posters here on this board - not CP in particular, but many, based on the word "people's". Have I established some sort of poor reputation here?

I was just messing around. If I've annoyed people here by being silly, I'll gladly pay penance of posting 1000 consecutive times in the "you must post" thread to raise the ratio.

[Ghoulish Delight]

I was just messing around. If I've annoyed people here by being silly, I'll gladly pay penance of posting 1000 consecutive times in the "you must post" thread to raise the ratio. Psst, I think she was continuing the facetious tone of this thread.

[scaeagles]

Psst, I think she was continuing the facetious tone of this thread.

You're probably right....but the "roll-eyes" smilie got me worried that I'd angered some people....."

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Just to be clear - I told scaeagles privately that I'm not ecstatic about him undermining the other thread.

No biggie though, it's just a silly thread. :) It does not change his reputation in my book. Insert joke here. :evil:

[wendybeth]

I take that comment to mean that I've crossed some sort of line with posters here on this board - not CP in particular, but many, based on the word "people's". Have I established some sort of poor reputation here?

I was just messing around. If I've annoyed people here by being silly, I'll gladly pay penance of posting 1000 consecutive times in the "you must post" thread to raise the ratio.

Heh heh....Guilty Republican. Let's mess with him!;)

[CoasterMatt]

Guilty Republican? Is there such a thing? I thought they all got off on technicalities :D

[€uroMeinke]

I take that comment to mean that I've crossed some sort of line with posters here on this board - not CP in particular, but many, based on the word "people's".

Smacks of Communism if you ask me ;)

[wendybeth]

Actually, Scaeagles, I like the idea that you're rebelling. Don't get to see many conservative rebels.;)

[scaeagles]

Heh heh....Guilty Republican. Let's mess with him!;)

Well, psychos like you don't bother me. Rational people like CP and tracilicious I wouldn't want to be upset with me.:p

[wendybeth]

Well, psychos like you don't bother me..:p

Takes one to know one!;)

[CoasterMatt]

I've got PSYCHO on my nametag! :D You don't wanna get me mad(der)!!

[scaeagles]

Don't get to see many conservative rebels.;)

Wanna see the tattoo on my....well, never mind.

[€uroMeinke]

Wanna see the tattoo on my....well, never mind.

Washington Monument?

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Nah, the Washington monument is impressive. ;)

[tracilicious]

Well, psychos like you don't bother me. Rational people like CP and tracilicious I wouldn't want to be upset with me.:p

For the record, I am only pretend annoyed at the views and post counts not being equal. Scaeagles is right, he is part of the experiment. I think both threads are one of the funnest things to happen around here in a week or so.

BUT, I'm still not posting in this thread.

[wendybeth]

Wanna see the tattoo on my....well, never mind.

It's a toaster, right?

[Kevy Baby]

Nah, the Washington monument is impressive. ;)
You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Motorboat Cruiser again.
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[DisneyDaniel]

I bet if we did a Google search on the word Sphincter we might get LoT as one of the suggestions.
Actually if you type two words into Google: Sphincter scaeagles
then LoT is indeed listed.

[wendybeth]

Actually if you type two words into Google: Sphincter scaeagles
then LoT is indeed listed.

I suppose we should be .....proud of that? :rolleyes:

(Just kidding , Scaeagles!)

[scaeagles]

Let's just say I had hoped my 15 minutes of fame would be for something else.

[scaeagles]

Washington Monument?

I was gonna say my bicep. Get your mind out of the gutter!

[Kevy Baby]

I was gonna say my bicep.Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[CoasterMatt]

He's got "Insert coin, Get A Prize" tattooed around his sphincter...

or maybe not - the terrible rumors you hear around these places...