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Moonliner
12-11-2005, 11:00 AM
Sorry Trojans but you all are about to get caught in the Texas stampead.

Go Texas!
CoasterMatt
12-11-2005, 01:07 PM
Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. :evil:
Moonliner
12-11-2005, 01:44 PM
Well well well, I was trying to keep this a friendly gentlemanly sports rivalry but I guess that just got tossed out the window.....

For Mr. Matt:


At least we aren’t named after a white trash brand of prophylactic. You person of questionable moral decent (ok so I need to work on my taunts)
Capt Jack
12-11-2005, 02:40 PM
(spoiler spoiler)
white trash brand? do they make rolex condoms?
CoasterMatt
12-11-2005, 02:54 PM
rolex condoms might be kind of painful... but if you're into that sorta thing I guess it's ok...

btw Moonliner, I was just being silly and quoting one of my favorite lines from "Full Metal Jacket"
Moonliner
12-11-2005, 03:44 PM
rolex condoms might be kind of painful... but if you're into that sorta thing I guess it's ok...

btw Moonliner, I was just being silly and quoting one of my favorite lines from "Full Metal Jacket"

And I would hope, based on the utter viciousness of my retort, that you would know I'm just following you down silly lane...

Truth be told, while I did attend UT Austin for a time I NEVER went to a football game, and have never even watched more than a quarter of a UT game in one sitting...
Cadaverous Pallor
12-12-2005, 10:59 AM
Ha ha, worst taunting thread EVER....you both backed down within six posts!

You both suck :p
Moonliner
12-12-2005, 11:28 AM
Ha ha, worst taunting thread EVER....you both backed down within six posts!

You both suck :p

Ohh you cut me to the quick, but please don't taunt me a second time. I could get angry and you won't like me when I'm angry. :(
wendybeth
12-12-2005, 11:51 AM
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of Elderberries....

Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail054.jpg
Moonliner
12-12-2005, 12:30 PM
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of Elderberries....

Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/small/HolyGrail054.jpg

Ni!

Now bring me shrubbery!
wendybeth
12-12-2005, 01:12 PM
Knight of Ni: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path
running down the middle.
Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!
Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the
mightiest tree in the forest...
Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!
Prudence
12-12-2005, 05:00 PM
See, when I say "A HERRING!" and stick out my fist as if it is indeed holding a slightly floppy herring, most people just look at me as if I've gone completely batty.