View Full Version : Wow... Christmas Is WEIRD!
CoasterMatt
12-11-2005, 09:09 PM
Well, the question of "Can reindeer really fly?" has been answered; quite horribly.
RANSON, W.Va. - Either they misjudged the distance or they couldn't take the traffic. For reasons that mystify authorities, five deer that made their way onto the top of a five-story parking garage suddenly leaped to their deaths Sunday.
Full story here (http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/weird_news/13342508.htm).
Kevy Baby
12-12-2005, 02:10 PM
Were they all wearing Nike shoes?
The carcasses were given to passers-by for butchering.Okay, I know this was about the only logical thing to do in this situation, but it still strikes me as odd.
DisneyFan25863
12-12-2005, 08:14 PM
Okay, I know this was about the only logical thing to do in this situation, but it still strikes me as odd.
I thought that was weird too...
€uroMeinke
12-12-2005, 08:26 PM
So how do you suppose Santa does it?
CoasterMatt
12-12-2005, 08:35 PM
Like this? :evil:
http://members.dslextreme.com/users/matt.nelson/images/794838.1.jpg
Capt Jack
12-12-2005, 10:02 PM
Were they all wearing Nike shoes?
Okay, I know this was about the only logical thing to do in this situation, but it still strikes me as odd.
I think it beats just disposing of them in a landfill. thats just a waste. from my understanding there are states where you are allowed to take the meat from deer you've hit with your car or otherwise have been accidentally killed as well.
I know it sounds a bit on the strange side, but in the grand scheme of things, to simply dispose of them seems a bigger waste than it need be.
there was a story not long ago in the news where a small (south american?) village lost their entire herd of sheep over a cliff. the primary source of their survival thru wool, meats, milks etc. they immediately went to work butchering the carcasses for the meat to prevent it from being a total loss. it supplied enough funds to the village to start repopulating their herd and therefore their livelyhood.
while thats probably not the case with a bunch of freaked out reindeer leaping off a parking structure, the rest of it makes sense in a 'waste not want not' sorta way.
wendybeth
12-13-2005, 12:48 AM
I agree that it is a logical thing to do, but what if they were infected with Chronic Wasting Disease? (The deer and elk form of mad cow disease). I wouldn't want them.....Well, to be honest, I wouldn't anyway, but still- it's becoming a real concern amongst the hunters here in the PNW.
Kevy Baby
12-13-2005, 08:17 AM
I never said it was a wrong thing to do. In fact, I agree it was probably the right, and best, thing to do.
It just struck me as odd when I read it, that's all.
Cadaverous Pallor
12-13-2005, 11:02 AM
Even animals get caught up in the magic of Christmas.
I wonder how many kids get caught climbing up chimneys...;)
Drince88
12-13-2005, 08:14 PM
I believe (anecdotally only) that in Alaska each traffic-responding police jurisdiction has lists of people that get called when there is a Moose vs. Internal Combustion Engine incident.
Capt Jack
12-13-2005, 09:08 PM
I believe (anecdotally only) that in Alaska each traffic-responding police jurisdiction has lists of people that get called when there is a Moose vs. Internal Combustion Engine incident.
otherwise known as the classic 'No Win Situation"
Prudence
12-13-2005, 10:36 PM
I wonder what moose tastes like.
CoasterMatt
12-13-2005, 11:26 PM
light and creamy...
oh, MOOSE... I don't know, probably tastes like chicken.
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