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Eliza Hodgkins 1812
12-12-2005, 04:45 PM
I also love the Internet, people with WAY too much time on their hands, and the search engine that is Google.

http://forcedtoshower.tripod.com/cgi-bin/DavidBowiesMember.html

I only wish the authors were better writers, but really, the pictures do the piece justice.

Get ready for some Crotchitude!
Not Afraid
12-12-2005, 05:17 PM
O. M. G.
BarTopDancer
12-12-2005, 05:44 PM
O. M. G.

What she said. I can't even find a smilie to give crotchitude it's due justice.
wendybeth
12-12-2005, 05:55 PM
Lol!!!!!

Eliza, that was hilarious- thank you!

My favorite quote:
Upon further study, pondering topics of christianity, the theories of relativity, and Rob Schneider films, I've come to the conclusion that Mr. Bowie's groin is the center point of a dimensional warp that leads to a place where everything is ****ing magical.
:D
Snowflake
12-12-2005, 06:51 PM
You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Eliza Hodgkins 1812 again.

I need a drink! :D :cheers:
Eliza Hodgkins 1812
12-12-2005, 06:54 PM
Lol!!!!!

Eliza, that was hilarious- thank you!

My favorite quote:
Upon further study, pondering topics of christianity, the theories of relativity, and Rob Schneider films, I've come to the conclusion that Mr. Bowie's groin is the center point of a dimensional warp that leads to a place where everything is ****ing magical.
:D


Yes, that was the gem. LMFAO.
Ghoulish Delight
12-12-2005, 06:55 PM
On a similar note...

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=11574

The problem is the size of the new Superman’s manhood…that is, his bulge is too big for cinema audiences.

Producers are worried that Brandon Routh’s packet in the new film may put audiences off as it is massive.

Here's my question..."lunchbox"?
Snowflake
12-12-2005, 07:00 PM
ROTFLMAO!
Who needs a master card? THIS is priceless!
Not Afraid
12-12-2005, 07:19 PM
Packet?

Isn't packet just a cute little dimunitive Package?
€uroMeinke
12-12-2005, 07:34 PM
Does kryptonite cause shinkage?
Eliza Hodgkins 1812
12-12-2005, 07:56 PM
You know, if I were that actor, I'd never stop blushing. And I'd never act again. Heh.

I say leave it in. He's Superman. Not Weeman. He's the Man of Steel. Not the Man of Flaccid Disappointment.

Wear your mighty erection like a badge of honor, Superman.
Ponine
12-13-2005, 10:54 AM
I have no words..... I'm speechless.
Cadaverous Pallor
12-13-2005, 10:59 AM
How many people can say they have a news story to back up their assertions regarding their penis size?