Needed: Riding crop and pleated skirt for Friday

[Gn2Dlnd]

So, I get to play Tour Guide to friends of friends who have NEVER BEEN TO A DISNEY THEME PARK! My friends, Jim and Dana, told their friend Stacy what a font of Disneyutiae I am, Stacy's friend Barbie is out from Minnesota, I get to play Disneyland Commando Tour Guide. YAY!
I've already warned them how crowded and crazy it will be and they've decided they want park hoppers, so my work is definitely cut out for me. We're starting early (8:30 at the tram) and staying until they kick us out, so I should be able to show them everything except the Electrical Parade (unless it's windy).
If anyone wants to join us, we'll be on a bit of a mission, so no long standing around deciding what to do next, call me on my cel. If you don't have it, I'm sure you know someone who does.

Anyone want to put on their Adventurer hat and go to Disneyland on Christmas Eve Eve?

[Isaac]

Riding crop, ey ?

Oh Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeve! I think it's time to dust off your little green suitcase ;)

[Not Afraid]

One day I'm going to sneak into Steve's closet and have a ball!

[Gemini Cricket]

One day I'm going to sneak into Steve's closet and have a ball!
You mean 'The Dungeon'? Oops. Perhaps I have said too much...

;)

[AllyOops!]

One day I'm going to sneak into Steve's closet and have a ball!

But will it be one of those balls with the little harness around it that fits nicely in your mouth? I believe the correct term is "ball gag". ;)

I have the pleated skirt (I was a Catholic schoolgirl from preschool to the 12th grade. 0 :-) <-- angel smiley ;)) but sadly, I don't own the riding crop. There's still time to make it the perfect stocking stuffer!

(I'm not sure it will fit with the 12 inch double-sided "toy" that I requested, however. :()

I'M KIDDING!! :D

Have a wonderful time at Disneyland, Gn2Dlnd! I wish I could be there! :)

[Prudence]

I, of course, have the riding crop.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Have fun, Gn2! I always enjoy showing people the park. It's so easy to impress people there.

"If you want fast food type stuff, we need to go this way."

"Churro? Over there."

"We can get that Indy fastpass now."

"They'll close Toontown for fireworks so we should hit Roger Rabbit soon."

Just be careful how deeply you delve into geekdom. I make sure to mention a few key things, such as Walt's apartment, but true day-passes usually don't want to strain their eyes to see Eeyore's parking sign or make a special detour to see the old Skyway station. Sometimes it's hard to hold back. ;)

GD and I got lucky this year and were able to bring some friends that really would be DL geeks if they lived closer. They wanted to know everything. Such a blast.

Hope these complete newbies have fun!

[Gn2Dlnd]

Just be careful how deeply you delve into geekdom...Sometimes it's hard to hold back. ;)



My test is to see how much their eyes glaze over when I point out that "the buildings on this end of Main Street are taller than the other end, using forced perspective to make the Castle look larger and farther away. I, also, use forced perspective to look larger and farther away."

[Not Afraid]

Can I have the phone number of these friends? I want to play a little "drinking game" with them. The person who comes up with the highest number of time the Commodore says "forced perspective" wins.

[Gn2Dlnd]

Well, that was interesting. A friend of the friend of my friends just called to cancel - the friend from Minnesota's friend's father is having some procedure, so the trip to California is off.

Does this sound complicated? Yes it does.

Who do I have to return this riding crop to?

[€uroMeinke]

I broke my last one, I'll take it if you don't want it

[innerSpaceman]

Fine, now everybody knows about my dungeon closet for nuthin'. Hell.

(well, just for your info, the ball gag and the riding crop are in the black case; its the porn that's in the green case. Sheesh.)

[Not Afraid]

I broke my last one, I'll take it if you don't want it

Ummmmmmmm..........nevermind.

Too many questions.

[Prudence]

Fine, now everybody knows about my dungeon closet for nuthin'. Hell.



Closets are so passe.