Fellas, don't kiss this guy

[SacTown Chronic]

http://www.johng.co.uk/index.php/2005/12/31/k-1-video-heath-herring-vs-yoshihiro-nakao/



You don't even want to know what he'll do if you grab his ass.

[scaeagles]

I didn't know MBC was Asian.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Neither did I

[innerSpaceman]

Did I miss something? I thought a little smooch was always expected before participating in the 'sport' where you pummel your opponent to mulch.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Did I miss something? I thought a little smooch was always expected before participating in the 'sport' where you pummel your opponent to mulch.


I think perhaps you have this confused with the Mafia. ;)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Dude, one punch!

[innerSpaceman]

And the winner is ....... the homophobe steroidal maniac!!!!

[Ghoulish Delight]

And the winner is ....... the homophobe steroidal maniac!!!!
Dude, if I kissed some chick on the lips without warning, I'd expect (and deservedly so) a pretty good slap in return.

[innerSpaceman]

Then why last week did you .... oh, er, nevermind.


(But you certainly didn't expect a slug ... especially since you know I was circumsized at birth)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

GD did get pretty drunk at that party...

and eeewwww, iSm. :p

[innerSpaceman]

Dude, if I kissed some chick on the lips without warning, I'd expect (and deservedly so) a pretty good slap in return.
Emphasis added to aid in my apology. I was in such a hurry to make a joke that I misread GD's post and simply assumed he was saying he'd expect a pretty good slap if he, akin to the topic under discussion, had planted a kiss on a dude.

(I missed the word "slap," too - which is a dead mysogenistic giveaway for girly reference - and read it as "slug" which led to my second, much less tasteful, joke.)

[Ghoulish Delight]

Emphasis added to aid in my apology. I was in such a hurry to make a joke that I misread GD's post and simply assumed he was saying he'd expect a pretty good slap if he, akin to the topic under discussion, had planted a kiss on a dude.

(I missed the word "slap," too - which is a dead mysogenistic giveaway for girly reference - and read it as "slug" which led to my second, much less tasteful, joke.)Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want me, so a punch to the face wouldn't be the expected reaction were I to go in for a kiss. :p

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want me, so a punch to the face wouldn't be the expected reaction were I to go in for a kiss. :p
GD made me laugh out loud at work and I can't mojo him

Here's what :iSm: DID see in GD's post:
Dude, if I kissed lips without warning expect deservedly good return.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want meOh come on, not all of us want...

Hold on, I have a call coming in.



Okay, nevermind, we all want you. :evil:

[innerSpaceman]

I am sooooo gonna plant one on GD next time I see him ... just to see (or feel) what happens.

[Not Afraid]

Good. Then we can compare notes. ;)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

At dinner tonight:

GD: Oh, I'll have to avoid Steve this weekend.

Me: :rolleyes: What now?

GD: He said he's going to kiss me.

Good luck catching him...:evil:

[Not Afraid]

I like the "What now" response. LOL!

[innerSpaceman]

Hmmm, I'd kinda like to know what the other reasons were for avoiding me in the past.

[€uroMeinke]

Hmmmm - I just realized that I think I've kissed more of the men on these boards than the women...and niether gender punched me - yet...

[Not Afraid]

Well, I can firmly say that I've kissed more of the men on this board as well. And, none of the women.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Hehe, she said firmly.

[€uroMeinke]

Speaking of firm - eh...never mind...

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Hmmm, I'd kinda like to know what the other reasons were for avoiding me in the past.Eh, we haven't avoided you in a good long time :D

Actually, I think my default reaction to anything GD says is ":rolleyes: What now?"

Sigh, my kiss toll isn't nearly as robust as some others. That's what I get for being a shy wallflower. Heh.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Hmmm, I'd kinda like to know what the other reasons were for avoiding me in the past.The date April 1st comes to mind... ;)

[Gemini Cricket]

In order for the iSm/GD kiss to work, the taller one needs to dip the shorter one. You know, like Gable and Leigh in 'Gone With the Wind'. So, who's shorter?
:D

[Ghoulish Delight]

The date April 1st comes to mind... ;)
As a matter of fact, I seem to recall you threatening me with physical violence...you steroid-crazed heterophobe.

[innerSpaceman]

In order for the iSm/GD kiss to work, the taller one needs to dip the shorter one. You know, like Gable and Leigh in 'Gone With the Wind'. So, who's shorter?
:D

Though GD and I could (will) comfortably kiss with our each of our lips at a natural height match, the answer to the question "So, who's shorter" is always iSm.


As a matter of fact, I seem to recall you threatening me with physical violence...you steroid-crazed heterophobe.
k, so isn't threatening you with a smooch an incredible improvement?!

[Isaac]

Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want me, so a punch to the face wouldn't be the expected reaction were I to go in for a kiss. :p
Don't flatter yourself. :rolleyes:

[innerSpaceman]

^ he's just jealous 'cause I wanna kiss you.




(But, ahem, that's really all I want ... so calm down, sport.)

[Isaac]

That's not what I was thinking at all Steve.

[Ghoulish Delight]

k, so isn't threatening you with a smooch an incredible improvement?!I dunno...you're one ugly chick.

[SacTown Chronic]

Put your beer goggles on, GD.

[scaeagles]

I keep getting this picture in my mind of the Blonde, buxom kissing bandit who runs onto sports fields to kiss the players.

Is that an appropriate description of Steve?

[Gemini Cricket]

I keep getting this picture in my mind of the Blonde, buxom kissing bandit who runs onto sports fields to kiss the players.

Is that an appropriate description of Steve?
Why, yes. Yes, it is.
:D

[Not Afraid]

Steve's all that and MORE!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

*munches popcorn*

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Hmm, maybe I should slip GD a mickey at breakfast...in his mickey breakfast.

[Prudence]

Did I miss the great kissing orgy? Was it while I was at dinner?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Did I miss the great kissing orgy? Was it while I was at dinner?
It happened as we said our goodbyes outside Monster's Inc. Both Szczczccerb. and iSm went for it (though the former's aim was off and all he got was cheek).

So, iSm, how's that black eye?

[innerSpaceman]

Well, my tonsils are pretty bruised up. That's one strong tongue you've got there.

Didn't get anywhere near my eye though. Maybe next time. :iSm:

[AllyOops!]

I keep getting this picture in my mind of the Blonde, buxom kissing bandit who runs onto sports fields to kiss the players.

Is that an appropriate description of Steve?

Morgana! The kissing bandit. From now on, iSm will always be innerSpacemanana to me. :)

I've kissed only one person on this Board. Now, without my old frenemy alchohol, the chances are just that much slimmer. Not that I get kissy when drunk. Just loud, flirty or brawly, sadly. :(

That's why 2006 is the year of Starbucks. :p

[Prudence]

The only person on this board that I've kissed is my husband, and that doesn't really count since he's contractually obligated.

[Not Afraid]

Why, Pru, you missed your chance! ;)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I can't believe I missed it! :mad: You'll just have to kiss again.