And now, not so deep thoughts

[blueerica]

So tired, yet I couldn't even sleep...

[Janie]

Gee....one more day like this, my brain is gonna turn into mush.....oh wait, it already did...........

[MouseWife]

Like a pre-op transexual?

I wouldn't have put it quite that way.....LOL


How about someone who doesn't have time to think about anything about what everyone else wants/needs? :(

I need a vacation...

Wait, I will be at Disneyland in May...:snap:

[Ghoulish Delight]

Well, that sucked.

[Promo-Man]

Peeps are good you

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Sooo...

My day started like this. I went down to my office to do some work and within 20 minutes or so had locked myself out of my office. My keys, a fresh cup of Peet's coffee, and my phone are all still sitting there waiting for my return. Unfortunately, my landlord in nowhere to be found and now, being that there seem to be no other tenents in the building, the front door to the office suites are locked as well. This means if I call a locksmith, he will actually have to break in to two doors, which he probably would not be too keen on doing, being that, while I can prove the office is mine, he still might not feel that he has the proper permission to get into the front door of the building.

Also, it is very unusual that my landlord hasn't been home all day, unless he is out of town, which would really suck. My customers have been understanding today. Tomorrow, probably not so much.

Friggin' Mondays! :mad:

[€uroMeinke]

In the keeping of the proper balanbce of Peets Consuption in the universe, I must relay this parallel Monday morning tale to MBCs.

I got on the wrong bus this morning on my way to work. I stayed on thinking at some point it must cross the path of some other familiar line that could take me back to the proper path, but it didn't. Instead I drove through Alhambra, San Morino, and ultimately Pasadena, where I spotted a Peets on the corner of Lake and California.

Needless to say, I got off the bus and had myself a capaccino - afterwhich I got on the same bus on it's return trip. Got to work about 90 minutes late, but oddly satisfied.

There's a disturbance in the universe today, a disturbance that doesn't want me to work, but rather enjoy a cup of coffee. So I yield to these forces greater than myself.

In other words, I think you should just get yourself another cup.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Not a bad idea, especially considering that I thought I posted that last post in the "Sooo" thread and couldn't figure out where it went. Apparently, I didn't get enough caffeine today to think clearly. I think it's time to head to Peet's. :)

I think you may be correct about the disturbance in the universe today. It is very odd that I locked myself out of the office. For one thing, the door should have been unlocked. I never lock it from the inside. Secondly, I don't remember closing it behind me. I went to take out the trash and usually don't close my door when I am only going to be gone a minute. Very strange.

Perhaps this is all getting too deep for this particular thread however. Therefore, I will end my post with this not so deep thought.

I wonder how many people are trying to call me right now.

[blueerica]

I cannot focus.

And I spent 5.5 hours at Peet's today... of course, I got paid to do so, but...

[Ghoulish Delight]

By what magic am I able to sleep in for an extra 30 minutes, but only be 15 minutes late for work even though traffic is worse? And more importantly, how can I harness that to allow me to sleep in for a full extra hour while being on time for work?

[Gemini Cricket]

I just had to explain to an admin assitant why she shouldn't use the phrase 'they got all up in my grill' for an office memo.
:D

[Not Afraid]

Grill?

I need a frickin dictionary.

[Ghoulish Delight]

www.urbandictionary.com

[Not Afraid]

Dental jewelry?????

[Ghoulish Delight]

Dental jewelry?????Hi, welcome to 2005. :D (though in this case she meant the first listed definition, "One's personal business")

[Gemini Cricket]

Yeah, like in 'Dang, Lisa. Why you gotta be all up in my grill about that cat Frodo ate?'
:D

[MouseWife]

I cannot focus.

And I spent 5.5 hours at Peet's today... of course, I got paid to do so, but...

I thought your sig said 'fondling member'..... :eek:

[Cadaverous Pallor]

There are some days of the month that are survived by administering twice as much as the usual caffeine dosage and sheer teeth-gritting willpower.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Hot chocolate made with Nestle Toll House baking cocoa + a "Sydney's Cinnamon" Plush Puff (http://www.plushpuffs.com) = twitchy goodness.

[MickeyLumbo]

Hot chocolate made with Nestle Toll House baking cocoa + a "Sydney's Cinnamon" Plush Puff (http://www.plushpuffs.com) = twitchy goodness.



oh my God oh my God oh my God OH MY GOD

"the description of this experience edges on one of obscenity"

[Ghoulish Delight]

oh my God oh my God oh my God OH MY GOD

"the description of this experience edges on one of obscenity"In the essence of full disclosure, I am not an impartial party on the subject of Plush Puffs. But that being said...you have no idea how good a marshmallow can be if you've never had one. They are unbelievably good.

[Prudence]

holy crap those are expensive! Now I have to develop marshmallow making as a hobby.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

In the essence of full disclosure, I am not an impartial party on the subject of Plush Puffs. But that being said...you have no idea how good a marshmallow can be if you've never had one. They are unbelievably good.

I'm pretty impartial and they are indeed the best marshmallows I've ever had. Your hot chocolate concoction sounds positively sinful. Here's to twitching...

[lizziebith]

If you trip over your new safe should it now be called a "dangerous?"

[Gemini Cricket]

If you trip over your new safe should it now be called a "dangerous?"
Oy! :rolleyes: :D lol!

[CoasterMatt]

Favorite epitaph...

Rodney Dangerfield's - "There Goes The Neighborhood"

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Thought for today: On Star Trek everything they have is created via replicators...which means that they must use garbage to provide the matter...which means that the toilets probably don't flush. Nah, I bet it's just a bowl with a matter transmografier attached. Do your business, close the lid, and voila, all refuse vanishes. The bowl is never dirty because every speck is used.

The future is awesome.

[Kevy Baby]

No shiit!

[SacTown Chronic]

Set the phasers on stun.

[Prudence]

I have no life. I have become what I do and lost most of me. I suspect I will feel significantly less self-pitying in a few days. Yup, that's sufficiently shallow for this thread.

Shallow.

Not so deep.

Why am I not in bed?

[MickeyLumbo]

i hope you are feeling better soon.

[Ghoulish Delight]

I need a hobby.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

I need a hobby.

You have bacon and baseball. What more could one need?:)

[Ghoulish Delight]

You have bacon and baseball. What more could one need?:)
For now, I've decided that re-addicting myself to video games works. But I don't like that as a long term solution.

If I were rich, had a huge garage, a huge house, and huge amounts of time, I'd do carpentry. 0 out of 4 ain't bad, right?

[Not Afraid]

Carpentry. Carpentry. Get your carpentry projects right here!

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Carpentry. Carpentry. Get your carpentry projects right here!

You can practice on other peoples stuff. What could be better?

[Cadaverous Pallor]

If I were rich, had a huge garage, a huge house, and huge amounts of time, I'd do carpentry. 0 out of 4 ain't bad, right?You could start small. There's room on the porch for small projects. I wouldn't mind investing in some equipment. What did you want to build?

Should I get you a book from the library for ideas? :)

[MickeyLumbo]

i need a new wooden paddle... and i need it by the first week of july. can you hook me up:confused:

[Gemini Cricket]

i need a new wooden paddle... and i need it by the first week of july. can you hook me up:confused:
I had one specially made for you with your name in rhinestones on it. But I ran out of rhinestones so it just says 'MickeyLu' on it.
:D



"Disco Stu doesn't advertise..."
:D

[blueerica]

Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Decisions are hard. Even after they're made, they're still hard. If it weren't for the conventions of "my mind is made up" I'd never decide anything at all.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Who knew that the aquisition of a quality writing implement would be the catalyst for me to become organized at work?

[Gemini Cricket]

Who knew that the aquisition of a quality writing implement would be the catalyst for me to become organized at work?
Ah, but is said writing implement swanky? If you need to add swankage to your pens or mechanical pencils, €uroMeinke and NA can help with that.
:)

[Not Afraid]

Have I mentioned how much I love my beautiful Boston-aquired pen?

[Gemini Cricket]

Have I mentioned how much I love my beautiful Boston-aquired pen?
If I was rich, I'd totally buy you that expensive orange one you liked. But I ain't. Can I interest you in a black Pilot G-2 O7 gel pen?
:D

The €uroMeinkester has a cool silver retro Tomorrowland looking pen. Love it.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I have discovered my FAVORITE cheap pen.

Bic Ultra Round Stic Grip. Thick, dark lines, just like I like 'em. The shade of blue is perfect.

I'd like a nice pricey heavy pen but my current job scenario would mean me losing it quickly. Perhaps after I'm settled at the new library.

[Ghoulish Delight]

It is pretty swanky. The swank factor is diminished a tad by the company logo on it, but it least it's a tastefully done logo.

And, if you've got a quality pen, might I recommend www.freerefill.com. 5 quality ink refills for shipping only ($5). Damn good deal if you've got a pen that's worth keeping around for a while.

[Not Afraid]

If I was rich, I'd totally buy you that expensive orange one you liked. But I ain't. Can I interest you in a black Pilot G-2 O7 gel pen?
:D

The €uroMeinkester has a cool silver retro Tomorrowland looking pen. Love it.

I DREAM about that pen, but there is not way in HELL I can justify it. At least, not at the moment. But, man, is it a thing if beauty.

Chris is loving his new pens. I bought him a pen box a few years back to keep all of his cool pens. I think it is almost filled. If we end up back in Boston, I'm going to be visiting my pen again.

It's funny the things we end up collecting. I bought another watch yesterday too.

Pens
Watches
CDs
Books
1960's and 70's Disneyland stuff
Cats ;)

[Gemini Cricket]

I have discovered my FAVORITE cheap pen.

Bic Ultra Round Stic Grip. Thick, dark lines, just like I like 'em. The shade of blue is perfect.

I have a couple of those. My favorite is the G2 07 gel pen, black. Love those. I'm hoarding a whole boxful of them in my desk. :D

[Gemini Cricket]

My favorite pen one that has a koa wood body that Ralphie bought me in Hawai'i. I don't use it, of course, because it's special.
:D

[Motorboat Cruiser]

I've been pretty partial to the Zebra F-301's for about 10 years. It's about as swanky a pen as I'm willing to take responsibility for and it gets high marks for dependability.

I wouldn't mind having an ultra-swanky pen but, like sunglasses, I'm just too absent-minded for the expensive stuff. I know my limitations. :)

[Kevy Baby]

I can't believe that I actually own three different Mont Blanc Pens. Two ball points and one roller ball variety. My next one needs to be a fountain pen.

[Kevy Baby]

If I were rich, had a huge garage, a huge house, and huge amounts of time, I'd do carpentry. 0 out of 4 ain't bad, right?Might I suggest checking out the Adult Ed classes at a local Community College. I have been taking woodworking classes at Mt. SAC for close to ten years. They're great for me as they are on the weekends.

I am not sure what is near you (I hear Fullerton College has some decent classes), but it is worth checking out. I have actually made a couple of pieces of furniture in our house and for freinds as well.

I consider myself an accomplished sawdust maker.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Silica gel packs must taste freaking delicious.

[Not Afraid]

My gardeners are LOUD!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

My gardeners are LOUD!That's what happens when you take on all of them at once :evil:

[BarTopDancer]

My favorite is the G2 07 gel pen, black. Love those. I'm hoarding a whole boxful of them in my desk. :D

That's my favorite pen too! No other gel pen comes close. The writing is so smooth. The ink is so dark.

[Not Afraid]

That's what happens when you take on all of them at once :evil:

Yeah, I'm filming my own version of Desperate Housewives over here.

[CoasterMatt]

If you're trying to cut down on cholesterol, don't think of 'em as eggs -
Think of 'em as liquid chickens :)

[scaeagles]

That's my favorite pen too! No other gel pen comes close. The writing is so smooth. The ink is so dark.

My wife is a pen conosseuir. Perhaps I shall make note of that particular pen and surprise her. She has been searching for the perfect pen as long as I have known her.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Note to self: Ensure that certain water filled pieces of paraphenalia are not in the frame before emailing photos to parents. (Fortunately, it wasn't in the shot, but I did have a heart attack when I noticed one of the bunny photos contained the usual resting spot for said item)

[Motorboat Cruiser]

You could have just said it was for the bunny's glaucoma. :D

Or responded by saying, "Oh, is that what that is? We found it in the cage when we got the bunny and thought it was some kind of automatic watering device"

[Ghoulish Delight]

You could have just said it was for the bunny's glaucoma. :D
Yes, that was my immediate next thought...it does look conveniently like a piece of habitrail.

[Scrooge McSam]

Panic attacks suck.

[CoasterMatt]

You could always say it's part of the computer cooling system :cool:

[scaeagles]

My children can talk for 14 hours straight without taking breaths and say absolutely nothing that is coherent.

[wendybeth]

Panic attacks suck.

Xanax reduces said suckage to a manageable level.

[CoasterMatt]

My children can talk for 14 hours straight without taking breaths and say absolutely nothing that is coherent.
Sounds like they're just playing Fox News Live: The Home Game ;)

[CoasterMatt]

Xanax reduces said suckage to a manageable level.
And they stay crunchy, even in milk :D

[Scrooge McSam]

Noted

Manageable level is good. I like manageable level. Manageable level beats Klonopin's "you better be ready to drop in 30 minutes" effect.

[wendybeth]

Lol- you're on today, Matt!

[CoasterMatt]

I'm at work today, and I've got a sinus headache that feels like a bunch of new age freaks are hosting a drum circle in my forehead.

The guests have been nice at least, the one mean one I had was more comic relief than anything else.

[wendybeth]

Ugh, feel better, Matt. My allergies are outta control this season, so sinus headaches are a daily event.:(

[Cadaverous Pallor]

We were watching the Simpsons the other day and it featured God. He was visualized as a giant man, maybe 20 feet tall (couldn't see his face). It suddenly struck me that this common representation of God was really stupid. A giant? Wtf?

[Gemini Cricket]

We were watching the Simpsons the other day and it featured God. He was visualized as a giant man, maybe 20 feet tall (couldn't see his face).
Did you notice he had five fingers on each hand? :)

[Not Afraid]

Note to self: Ensure......

I thought this post was going to be about Scaeagles.:)

[Gemini Cricket]

'The Look of Love' and 'Son of a Preacher Man' are great songs to make out to. Ms. Springfield, you're missed.
:)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I borrowed a cd from the library of hits from 1977, the year I was born.

Musically...it was a pretty lame year.

[Moonliner]

So... I thought I should check in on the other thread I don't visit too often...


Humm: Allergies, Simpsons, CD's, Songs, God.

Whew! Looks like things are doing just fine over here. :)

[DreadPirateRoberts]

I borrowed a cd from the library of hits from 1977, the year I was born.

Musically...it was a pretty lame year.

CP, I would respectfully disagree :) , but maybe that's because that music reminds us of things going on in our lives when the songs were popular. Music always dates you.. some of them bring back memories:

Some good:
1. Tonight's The Night, Rod Stewart
14. Margaritaville, Jimmy Buffet
19. Hotel California, Eagles
28. Fly Like An Eagle, Steve Miller Band
52. Don't Stop, Fleetwood Mac
53. Barracuda, Heart
62. Jet Airliner, Steve Miller Band
68. Cold As Ice, Foreigner
90. Walk This Way, Aerosmith
94. Go Your Own Way, Fleetwood Mac
99. Star Wars (Main Title), London Symphony Orchestra

Some not so good:
9. Undercover Angel, Alan O'Day
11. I'm Your Boogie Man, K.C. and The Sunshine Band
12. Dancing Queen, Abba
21. Theme From "Rocky" (Gonna Fly Now), Bill Conti
36. Blinded By The Light, Manfred Mann's Earth Band
37. Looks Like We Made It, Barry Manilow
45. Da Doo Ron Ron, Shaun Cassidy

borrowed from: http://www.musicoutfitters.com/topsongs/1977.htm

[Not Afraid]

I borrowed a cd from the library of hits from 1977, the year I was born.

Musically...it was a pretty lame year.

No way! 1977 was a BANNER year for music. You just can't look at the hits (does anyone do that now and not be disgusted?)

Talking Heads '77
Sex Pistols - Never Mnd the Bollocks
The Clash - The Clash
The Damned - Damned Damned Damned
Wire - Pink Flag
Ramones - Rocket to Russia
Television - Marquee Moon
Devo - Be Stiff
X-Ray Spex - Oh Bondage Up Yours

And that's just a start.

[scaeagles]

Trip down memory lane....I looked at the list and it was fun.

And what's wrong with "I'm Your Boogie Man"????? It's gonna go through my head all day now.

[DreadPirateRoberts]

And what's wrong with "I'm Your Boogie Man"????? It's gonna go through my head all day now.

It sticks in your head all day :) It triggers a tape recorder in your head the just won't stop

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Sex Pistols - Never Mnd the Bollocks


I had that album

[Not Afraid]

I still do!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Oops, I meant "the hits were pretty lame".

At least the hits on this (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00004TDY6/sr=8-2/qid=1147992837/ref=sr_1_2/102-8848053-3424138?%5Fencoding=UTF8) compilation. There are a few I enjoyed. I also borrowed one for 1972 and that was pretty rad.

DP Roberts - I like some from each of those two lists :)

[DreadPirateRoberts]

[QUOTE=Cadaverous Pallor]Oops, I meant "the hits were pretty lame".

At least the hits on this (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00004TDY6/sr=8-2/qid=1147992837/ref=sr_1_2/102-8848053-3424138?%5Fencoding=UTF8) compilation. QUOTE]

Agreed, if this was my musical snapshot of 1977, I could consider it a lame year too. These "hits" must have been the ones they could put together on an album with a minimum of royalty payments. Most of them would be on my "not so good" list.

[Gemini Cricket]

Here are the hits from my birth year 197*ahem*1:

1. Joy To The World, Three Dog Night
2. Maggie May / (Find A) Reason To Believe, Rod Stewart
3. It's Too Late / I Feel The Earth Move, Carole King
4. One Bad Apple, Osmonds
5. How Can You Mend A Broken Heart, Bee Gees
6. Indian Reservation, Raiders
7. Go Away Little Girl, Donny Osmond
8. Take Me Home, Country Roads, John Denver
9. Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me), Temptations
10. Knock Three Times, Pawn
11. Me And Bobby Mcgee, Janis Joplin
12. Tired Of Being Alone, Al Green
13. Want Ads, Honey Cone
14. Smiling Faces Sometimes, Undisputed Truth
15. Treat Her Like A Lady, Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose
16. You've Got A Friend, James Taylor
17. Mr. Big Stuff, Jean Knight
18. Brown Sugar, Rolling Stones
19. Do You Know What I Mean, Lee Michaels
20. The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down, Joan Baez

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Oops, I meant "the hits were pretty lame".

At least the hits on this (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00004TDY6/sr=8-2/qid=1147992837/ref=sr_1_2/102-8848053-3424138?%5Fencoding=UTF8) compilation. There are a few I enjoyed. I also borrowed one for 1972 and that was pretty rad.

DP Roberts - I like some from each of those two lists :)

Wow, what a horrible representation of 1977. I can see why you disliked it so much!

[€uroMeinke]

Mmmmm 1977 - Going over to Frank's to Listen to the Sex Pistols and throw things into the neighbors back yard - I miss those punk rock days...

[Cadaverous Pallor]

In order to get some real perspective on that collection I looked up Entertainment Weekly's Greatest Hits from 1992 (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00004ZBDV/sr=8-2/qid=1148012721/ref=sr_1_2/002-5562903-5806455?%5Fencoding=UTF8).

Since I wasn't that much of a music rebel at the time, it seems pretty accurate to me...

[€uroMeinke]

Why is it that the cute girl in the halter who has been laying out outfits on her bed for hours never gets naked, while the less attractive woman in the oversized tee in the floor above has been rubbing her crotch for just as long. Why am I wondering what the person in the floor above mine is doing right now.

[Moonliner]

Perhaps we would be better able to comment on this important situation if you were to setup a webcam. ;)

[Not Afraid]

Please don't get arrensted, Mr. Perv.

[Ghoulish Delight]

He's not perverted, just €uropean.

[Not Afraid]

If he's that €uropean, I should be able to have a man on the side. ;)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Not so deep thought: America is a prude country that just needs to get laid

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Ain't that the truth. :snap:

[Alex]

This has come up recently. Is it odd that I am only interested in going to strip clubs when in the company of someone I hope to have sex with? I don't understand going to such places alone or in the company of platonic friends. This confuses (some of) my platonic friends.

[Ghoulish Delight]

This has come up recently. Is it odd that I am only interested in going to strip clubs when in the company of someone I hope to have sex with? I don't understand going to such places alone or in the company of platonic friends. This confuses (some of) my platonic friends.
Well, I have yet to go to a strip club with someone I hope to have sex with, but the one time I went with someone not in that category...eh. Seemed pretty lame to me.

[Moonliner]

This confuses (some of) my platonic friends.

Perhaps it's because they don't get to come.

[Not Afraid]

ba dum bum.

[€uroMeinke]

If he's that €uropean, I should be able to have a man on the side. ;)

Haven't you?
:p

[Cadaverous Pallor]

This has come up recently. Is it odd that I am only interested in going to strip clubs when in the company of someone I hope to have sex with? I don't understand going to such places alone or in the company of platonic friends. This confuses (some of) my platonic friends.I'm with you on this. I think the whole strip club crap is another symptom of a frigid culture. Tease, tease, tease.

I have never been to a strip club of either sex. I don't see the appeal of getting all hot and bothered without being able to touch anything. At least porno doesn't have any pretense about it.

[€uroMeinke]

I've been to a strip club once in my life. The place I went to, I was told that you could get a hand job if you went early enough (the was a constant police presence after a certain hour - imagine working that beat).

The amusing side was a stripper with a Hello Kitty lunch box filled with an assortment of dildos and vibrators. The sad side was I felt more like the woman's gynocologist than anything else - ho hum.

That said, I'd love to see one of Dita Von Tease's Burlesque acts - or some sort of campy burlesque revue.

I think there is something to be said about the proper tease as well as often the anticipation is sometimes far more erotic than the actual consumation.

[lizziebith]

Hubby appeared in a Dita video...:eek: :D This is a thing most of his fans don't know. He also was in some sixties art films about which I should just shut up right now! :evil:

[€uroMeinke]

Mojo to your hubby ;)

[Ghoulish Delight]

I'm way too excited about the fact that the one "celebrity" from my graduating class has RSVP'd yes to our 10 year reunion.

[Prudence]

Oh gah. Our "celebrity" was an ass. Damn Modest Mouse. I wouldn't line up to see him.

I'm pathetically waiting until I have some impressive lawyer gig to hit the reunion circuit. Photos from the last one looked like some Sex in the City casting call. Bah.

Oh, you say the venting thread is elsewhere?

[Capt Jack]

ugh....no mas reunions for me.

10 years....same folks just with a few more lbs and a little less hair...and alot more kids. ended up very hammered. mui boracho e loco. at least I found out why the girl punked me for ditch day. guess finding out she was pregnant the day before sorta took the fun out of it for her. go figure

20....yikes! bad face lifts and dye jobs, sagging wrinkly folks trying to act 18 again. alot of obviously rented cars for folks wanting to look more successful than they were. except for Ron...who didnt look to have aged 30 seconds...probably the incredibly high THC content in his system.
more boracho, not quite so loco. hangover like I'd been hit by a bus

25.....skipped it. hated thinking I look as bad as the rest of those folk did at 20. (along with other reasons for not attending)

30? heh...not even at gunpoint.

only celebrity we knew of from our class was a convicted cop killer now serving multiple life sentences. too bad, always seemed like a nice guy.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I'm way too excited about the fact that the one "celebrity" from my graduating class has RSVP'd yes to our 10 year reunion.It's only because she's really hot, isn't it?

[Ghoulish Delight]

It's only because she's really hot, isn't it?
Hot, famous, and a geek.

[Scrooge McSam]

OK, spill

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Hot, famous, and a geek.And, because of this, just being able to talk to her makes you the envy of geeks everywhere.

[scaeagles]

Hot, famous, and a geek.

You went to school with Ann Coulter?!?! I am so jealous!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ghoulish Delight]

OK, spill
What kind of name dropper do you think I am?

[Scrooge McSam]

Hopefully the kind that can't keep a secret.

[Ghoulish Delight]

I'll give you a useless hint...she's been on the cover of Maxim.

[Scrooge McSam]

OMG HER!!!!

You are ****ting me! You really know her???

You gotta introduce me.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Nice try.




Wait, and why do you care? :p

[Scrooge McSam]

*snicker*

[Not Afraid]

Oh I know I know!


Not.

[mousepod]

can I guess?

[Gemini Cricket]

If it's Maggie Gyllenhaal, I'll cry. Love her.
:)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Clue number 1 - she's a famous GEEK

Clue number 2 - only real tech geeks know her

[wendybeth]

Kim Possible?

[Gemini Cricket]

How about the geek in 'Firefly'? Kaylee?

[mousepod]

Hmmm... I'm thinking actress.
At first, I was going to guess Mila Jovovich, but now I'm leaning toward Jolene Blalock. Are any of us close?

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Hmmm... I'm thinking actress.
At first, I was going to guess Mila Jovovich, but now I'm leaning toward Jolene Blalock. Are any of us close?

If they are attending his high school reunion, they should have been born in 1978, both Mila and Jolene were born in 1975.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Nope. As a reminder, this is a 10 year high school reunion, so that narrows down the birth dates. (errr, what DPR said)

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Nope. As a reminder, this is a 10 year high school reunion, so that narrows down the birth dates. (errr, what DPR said)

GD, can we assume you and the famous geekette were born the same year, or was one of you held back or advanced a grade?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Assume away.

Hmmm... I'm thinking actress.Not an actress. But she is on TV.

[mousepod]

Morgan freakin' Webb?

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Morgan freakin' Webb?

That's my guess...Especially if GD graduated from North Hollywood High

[Ghoulish Delight]

*innocent whistle*

[BarTopDancer]

only celebrity we knew of from our class was a convicted cop killer now serving multiple life sentences. too bad, always seemed like a nice guy.

I graduated with one of these guys (http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/07/29/police.video.trial/).

[Ghoulish Delight]

Did I mention that this is a pool party?

[Prudence]

The ROTC band outside is playing a festive march and all I can think about is Monty Python.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I'd post a picture of her but I'm at work and if you put that name in a search engine...

[wendybeth]

According to the Classmates.com site I graduated with Buzz Lightyear and Johnny Depp.

I don't remember them, though. Big class.

[Ghoulish Delight]

We were offered a chance to enter a drawing here at work for free tickets to several events at the Arrowhead Pond. One of the options is the variety concert, "Freestyle Explosion" with such headliners as Afrika Bambaataa and THE Soul Sonic Force, Lisa Lisa, and Debbie Deb.

And I thought, "Lisa Lisa without the Cult Jam? Forget it!"

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Lisa Lisa and Debbie Deb...:rolleyes: Dumb. Names.

[mousepod]

Manoman.... I saw Lisa Lisa (and the Cult Jam) open for David Bowie on the Glass Spider tour (the stadium leg). Nice to see she's still at it...

...though I don't remember a single moment of their set.

[SacTown Chronic]

Afrika Bambaataa! Damn, he must be at least fifty.

Zulu Nation....what!

[Scrooge McSam]

Sammy Sam?

:rolleyes:

Samwise Samuel Sam Sambo-Sammykins, the sammiest

;) much better

... or else, "the other white meat"

I can't decide.

[SacTown Chronic]

Sammy Sam in the mother****ing house!

[Scrooge McSam]

For a few moments

Headline: Job from hell consumes life of area man

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Did I post this before?

All humor is found in facing truth. All sadness is found in facing truth.
When you avoid truth all you have is anxiety and guilt.

[Capt Jack]

All humor is found in facing truth. All sadness is found in facing truth.
When you avoid truth all you have is anxiety and guilt.


profound, truly.

any idea who said it?

[Cadaverous Pallor]

profound, truly.

any idea who said it?I did. I'm sure someone else may have said something similar but this was out of my head. :) Thanks for the ultimate compliment!

[Prudence]

Normally when I'm this late it's with a book, not the telly. Which is why I've probably never noticed that Carson whatshisbutt has a late night show. And he's spectacularly awful. Not so bad it's good awful, but so bad I quickly polished off the glass of wine so I can shut down the pooter and head to bed.

Sweet Fancy Moses the commercial's over! Where the hell is that remote?!

[CoasterMatt]

Carson Daly is SO bad, they BEG people coming out of the Tonight Show taping to go be in his audience...

[Kevy Baby]

What if Carson Palmer hosted instead?

[Prudence]

Carson Daly is SO bad, they BEG people coming out of the Tonight Show taping to go be in his audience...

Wasn't he on MTV? I thought he was supposed to be some hottie or something. On his late show he has all the charisma of cold, congealed oatmeal. Does he have no shame? Does he have no friends who can tell him how much he totally sucks?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Danger is: Trying to make a pass on a 2 lane highway in a Chevy Cobalt. I think I'd have done better with a riding lawnmower.

[wendybeth]

Danger is: Trying to make a pass on a 2 lane highway in a Chevy Cobalt. I think I'd have done better with a riding lawnmower.

I'm reading this as you attempting to hit on someone, and somehow being in a riding lawnmower would have improved your chances?:D

[Capt Jack]

cold, congealed oatmeal.


mmmm......breakfast of (ex) champions :p

[Ghoulish Delight]

Ever notice that, counter-intuitively, it seems easier to get used to driving a rental car than it is to get re-used to driving your own car after driving a rental car? I suppose it's because when in a rental car, you're expecting things to not feel right, but when you get back in your own car, it's jarring when your muscle memory is incorrect.

[Ghoulish Delight]

An odd realization stemming from a strange late night convorsation between CP and myself:

I've been to several historical recreated villages from the colonial era on the east coast. These are places where buildings from the time are preserved, and people dress in period costumes, demonstrating what life was like during the time. There'd be women tending gardens, a baker baking bread, and invariably a blacksmith making stuff. Sometimes they'd even give some small bit of metal work to the visitors (I've still got a square nail lying around somewhere). It ocurred to me last night that while you are guaranteed to see a butter churn at these recreated villages, and maybe even someone pretending to churn butter, not once do I remember getting to taste any hand-churned butter on the spot. Which made me realize that at that point in history, it was easier to smith metal than to make butter.

[Moonliner]

Which made me realize that at that point in history, it was easier to smith metal than to make butter.

Fire, Clang!, Red hot metal, screeech of the metal in water, beefy blacksmith.

or

Wooden churn. Wooden pole. Up and down. Up and down.

If you made your living selling tickets, which one would you rather be selling them for?

[Ponine]

And in all likelyhood, that hand churned butter would be so vastly different from what people were used to that they would not like it.

(I've had it, its very different)

And it is far better to have people walk away with that piece from the smith, than walk away saying, "Hey man, it's cool and all, but stay AWAY from the butter churning area"

[Cadaverous Pallor]

You know you work for a beauracracy when you are OVERJOYED to find that they finally painted a door for you.

[Moonliner]

You know you work for a beauracracy when you are OVERJOYED to find that they finally painted a door for you.


Is it painted green?

[Gemini Cricket]

You know you work for a beauracracy when you are OVERJOYED to find that they finally painted a door for you.
Totally agree. After weeks and weeks, I got my office to unblock advocate.com yesterday. They said they thought it was 'porn' but never actually visited the site itself. I was overjoyed, but then was thinking 'Doy, shouldn't someone look at the site before they block it?' I mean, there are quite a few GLBT guests downstairs who use our free internet access. Yeah, most want porn, but hey there may be a few looking to get knowledged. :D

[Ghoulish Delight]

Ha! Forwent (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/forwent) is a word.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Is it painted green?Actually, it is.
Ha! Forwent is a word.It may be a word but it still sounds dumb :p

[Ghoulish Delight]

I'm going to live forever on a diet of nothing but coffee and booze. The booze will destroy my liver and heal my heart. The coffee will heal my liver and destroy my heat. It will form a perfect symbiotic relationship, keeping my organs in an immortal stasis.

[Moonliner]

I'm going to live on a diet of McDonald's Big Mac's and Cheeseburgers.

After all, every time you hear a report about food that's bad for you they always say something like "It's the equivalent of 8 Big Mac's". So I figure the McFood must actually be pretty good for you.

[Moonliner]

Actually, it is.


Damn, where is that "snicker" emoticon when I need it...

[Scrooge McSam]

Ha! Forwent (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/forwent) is a word.

And STILL no love for "highlit"... as in "highlighted"

[Motorboat Cruiser]

I'm going to live forever on a diet of nothing but coffee and booze. The booze will destroy my liver and heal my heart. The coffee will heal my liver and destroy my heat. It will form a perfect symbiotic relationship, keeping my organs in an immortal stasis.

Beats the hell out of rice cakes.

[blueerica]

Why does my head hurt?

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Not enough coffee and booze, perhaps?

[blueerica]

I'm going to live forever on a diet of nothing but coffee and booze. The booze will destroy my liver and heal my heart. The coffee will heal my liver and destroy my heat. It will form a perfect symbiotic relationship, keeping my organs in an immortal stasis.

Hmmmm.... Maybe that's how I've been losing weight? Makes more sense than what I've come up with so far...

Add to that equation water, though... Or you'll be dehydrated like... umm... something really dry.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Add to that equation water, though... Or you'll be dehydrated like... umm... something really dry.

You'll turn into a pile of sand. :)

[BunnyTravolta]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
Than have to have a frontal lobotomy


Just different ways to kill the pain the same......

I wish I could remember who sang that song. I used to hear it all the time on Dr. Demento way back when I lived in Monterey. That song and "Pencil Neck Geek" by Classie Freddie Blassie are my all-time Demento faves.

[BunnyTravolta]

Cow hat. Why?
My dog's bigger than you.
:confused:

[Prudence]

Just different ways to kill the pain the same......

I wish I could remember who sang that song. I used to hear it all the time on Dr. Demento way back when I lived in Monterey. That song and "Pencil Neck Geek" by Classie Freddie Blassie are my all-time Demento faves.

Tom "T-Bone" Stankus.

[BunnyTravolta]

God, I'm SO glad I married a geek!!!

[CoasterMatt]

Existential Blues - I'll put it back on my server after work tonight...

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

If you walked outside and noticed that the sky was gone, would you care?

[katiesue]

If you walked outside and noticed that the sky was gone, would you care?

Not so much

[Ghoulish Delight]

If you walked outside and noticed that the sky was gone, would you care? I suppose that depends on where it went.

[SacTown Chronic]

De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you

[MickeyLumbo]

the rest, i suppose, will arrive in a spicy text message while i'm in a meeting;)

[SacTown Chronic]

Turn the phone off and give your employer 110%
Is all I want to say to you

[Ghoulish Delight]

At Angels Stadium last night, there was an ad on one of the screens for a while about Gilette's support of a Prostate Cancer research foundation. And all I could think was, "The best a man can get."

[Capt Jack]

If you walked outside and noticed that the sky was gone, would you care?

some days I think this should read..

"if you walked outside and the sky was gone, would you notice?"

[Cadaverous Pallor]

The worry and alternate anticipation of the Pirates redo is really bugging me. What if it's horrible? What if it's wonderful? What if it ruins the classic? What if it's applause-worthy spectacular?

I'm miserable.

[Gemini Cricket]

The worry and alternate anticipation of the Pirates redo is really bugging me. What if it's horrible? What if it's wonderful? What if it ruins the classic? What if it's applause-worthy spectacular?

I'm miserable.
I'm worried, too. I guess we can only wait and see. I'm hoping it's something that can be changed back easily if they really eff it up. I saw some artist renderings of the changed on MC and although they looked great, I'm thinking the actual changes themselves will be less than great. It's the Disney way...
The soonest I can get to the park is in Sept. That's a long time to wait...
:(

[Ghoulish Delight]

I know I've mentioned this before, but it's worth repeating. Angels fans suck. Not because they like the Angels, but because they aprantly don't like baseball. They cheer their team on reluctantly, and only when the big screen tells them to. The instant "Make Some Noise!" disappears from the screen...they stop making noise!

"Two outs in the bottom of the 9th, tie game, runner in scoring position, 2 strikes...hmmm....does the big screen tell me to cheer? No? Okay then, I will sit here and politely read the hair restoration advertisement on the screen until told otherwise."

And yet...they find time at work to give me sh!t for wearing a Dodgers shirt. Like I give a crap about some non-existent Angels/Dodgers rivalry that the apathetic Angels fans seem to want to invent to feel important. Bah.

[Capt Jack]

heh. try bein' a padres fan sometime.
"make some noise" usually results in a group yawn
:p

[Ghoulish Delight]

heh. try bein' a padres fan sometime.I'd rather not.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Why oh why do they still put that scene in books and movies where the married/engaged/unavailable man is caught at home by his wife/future mother-in-law while a girl wearing his bathrobe walks out of his bedroom...yet of course he never slept with her and he's a victim of ridiculous circumstance? For God's sake, we've seen it. It was funny the first 3,722 times. Now it is cliche and no longer even partially interesting.

"Oh look, he actually didn't sleep with her, but it looks like he did....how will he ever explain this to his wife/mother-in-law????"

I was attempting to enjoy Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman when I came to this scene. Then I had to prevent myself from throwing the book in order to get away from it.

[Andrew]

Why oh why do they still put that scene in books and movies where the married/engaged/unavailable man is caught at home by his wife/future mother-in-law while a girl wearing his bathrobe walks out of his bedroom...yet of course he never slept with her and he's a victim of ridiculous circumstance? For God's sake, we've seen it. It was funny the first 3,722 times. Now it is cliche and no longer even partially interesting.
The same scene is in Proven Guilty, the latest in the Harry Dresden series by Jim Butcher. Exact same scene, and of course the "discoverer" doesn't stop to see if she could possibly be wrong it.

[€uroMeinke]

It was funny the first 3,722 times. Now it is cliche and no longer even partially interesting.


I believe it's one of the 32 possible plots - so you should expect to encounter this in 3 1/8 of the stories you hear.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I believe it's one of the 32 possible plots - so you should expect to encounter this in 3 1/8 of the stories you hear.Hmm, now I wonder how manyy of the 32 plots I've kicked out of my life. I can't think of any more off the top of my head that have crossed the line into "instant story veto" the way this one has.

I wasn't enjoying the book much anyway. Gaiman already wrote about a guy who's nervous and embarrassed all the time and is sucked into magical happenings. I don't need to read it again.

Another not so deep thought - I had my first migraine ever last night. I can't imagine getting them all the time, as some people do. I felt like my pain was stopping time, taking me out of my body and deconstructing my mind by the molecule.

[Ghoulish Delight]

The packaging for Zig-Zag rolling papers is some of the most useful packaging ever. Not only does it conveniently dispense the papers, the flap can be used as source material for a mouth piece for your hand rolled...tobacco. And, should you need to clean up the...tabacco on the table, it acts as a handy scraper to collect loose bits of...tobacco.

Stoners come up with some pretty damned brilliant ideas...as long as it has to do with more efficient ways to smoke...tobacco.

[wendybeth]

God, I'm old.

You just figure that one out there, GD? I think you're smoking too much...tobacco.;):p

[Ghoulish Delight]

You just figure that one out there, GD? I think you're smoking too much...tobacco.;):pRolled ain't my preferred deliverance. I've only rolled one or two...if you can call the disasters I produced "rolled".

[Motorboat Cruiser]

I'm totally lost. What are you guys talking about ???



;)

[MickeyLumbo]

I'm totally lost.

:confused: (http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/Listen)

Listen (http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/clipserve/B000002KJ8001006/0/ref=mu_sam_wma_001_006/002-1367334-7405619)http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/detail/music/notes_clear._V54608602_.gif

[Ghoulish Delight]

Am I the only one that prefers Pop Tarts "raw"?

[katiesue]

Am I the only one that prefers Pop Tarts "raw"?

Nope - that's my favorite way to eat them. In fact I'm not sure I've ever eaten one toasted.

[CoasterMatt]

Chocolate Pop Tarts washed down with Jolt Cola - that's a good breakfast

[Ghoulish Delight]

And while on the subject of Pop Tarts:

I seem to recall some Toaster Streudel commercials in which a kid, given pop tarts before going to school, quickly ditches them when out of Mom's sight in favor of a Toaster Streudel which he has smuggled, or procures from a friend or something. My question is...how the hell does that kid plan on toasting the thing? Unlike Pop Tarts, a raw toaster streudel is not a tasty treat.

[Moonliner]

And while on the subject of Pop Tarts:
Unlike Pop Tarts, a raw toaster streudel is not a tasty treat.

Actually they are quite tasty frozen.

[Gemini Cricket]

I'm in love with Evan Farmer and Jason Cameron from "While You Were Out".

I've said it before, but it deserves repeating.

[JWBear]

Am I the only one that prefers Pop Tarts "raw"?
No! Y(ummmm!)

[JWBear]

I'm in love with Evan Farmer and Jason Cameron from "While You Were Out".

I've said it before, but it deserves repeating.
Both are yummy, yes (and there is no way Evan is straight!), but I'd rather have Eric Stromer from Clean Sweep or Sparky or Justin from In a Fix. Hot!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Which of the following seems more rude? Contacting an old friend you haven't talked to in a long time and immediately asking them for advice in their field of expertise, or contacting them, shooting the breeze for a while, and then pulling the "Oh, by the way, I have a question in your area of expertise."

[Moonliner]

Which of the following seems more rude? Contacting an old friend you haven't talked to in a long time and immediately asking them for advice in their field of expertise, or contacting them, shooting the breeze for a while, and then pulling the "Oh, by the way, I have a question in your area of expertise."

I'd probably go with option 'C' - Immediately ask them for advice and then shoot the breeze.

[Strangler Lewis]

I agree: "Hey, listen, I know I've been out of touch for a while, but such and such happened, and I immediately thought of you."

[Alex]

Frosted Pop Tarts are eaten untoasted by preference. Unfrosted Pop Tarts simply remain uneaten.

[€uroMeinke]

I agree: "Hey, listen, I know I've been out of touch for a while, but such and such happened, and I immediately thought of you."

"Hey Strangler Lewis, you know how I feel about that free speech issue? Well, it seems in my attempt to demostrate the range of my decission options, I suddenly wound up on death row - and well, heck, I immeadiately thought of you. Do you suppose I could leverage my German heritage to wrangle a pardon out of the Governor? - Eh whatever, we've got so much to catch up on, and well - I seem to have plenty of free time at the moment..."

[Moonliner]

"it seems in my attempt to demostrate the range of my decission options, I suddenly wound up on death row -

You called George Bush a "Pheasant Head" didn't you?

Oops, sorry. That was interrupting a thread with a passionate political statement. My bad.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Frosted Pop Tarts are eaten untoasted by preference. Unfrosted Pop Tarts simply remain uneaten.Well, duh.

[Not Afraid]

"Hey Strangler Lewis, you know how I feel about that free speech issue? Well, it seems in my attempt to demostrate the range of my decission options, I suddenly wound up on death row - and well, heck, I immeadiately thought of you. Do you suppose I could leverage my German heritage to wrangle a pardon out of the Governor? - Eh whatever, we've got so much to catch up on, and well - I seem to have plenty of free time at the moment..."


LOL! Get out of my brain.


No, SL is one friend I wouldn't want to ask for professional advice.

[lashbear]

I just fed Pizza to the tradesmen installing my air-conditioning throughout the house. They said it was the best lunch they'd had in years. :eek:


I ate some too. I feel dirty.

[MickeyLumbo]

I feel dirty.


Rocky and Lashie

http://www.cosmosfactory.org/images/stills/10-23-03-famous_janet_rocky.jpg

[Not Afraid]

GOD DAMN RHPS SONG NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD!

[MouseWife]

GOD DAMN RHPS SONG NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD!

And which song would that be, dare I ask? {I've never seen you post in all caps before!!! Must be bad!}

[Alex]

GOD DAMN RHPS SONG NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD!

This is when it is good to be me. My disinterest in music means that it is damn near impossible for a song to get stuck in my head.

[lashbear]

Since I started on the low-carb diet a couple of months ago, with only a couple of exceptions, I have eaten a Low Carb Breakfast Bowl from Carl's Jr. for breakfast every weekday morning.

Surprisingly, I am not sick of them.


Carl's Jr. Low Carb Breakfast Bowl (315 g)
900 Calories
73 g Fat
875 mg.Cholesterol
2050 mg.Sodium
58 gProtein
660 Caloriesfrom Fat
33 g Saturated Fat
5 g Carbohydrates
2 g Dietary Fiber
2 g Sugar

PLEASE tell me you're not doing this anymore - I want to be the only lounger who's had a heart attack !!!. :eek:



......I say this with love. Now back to the hurdy-gurdy.

[Alex]

When Lani was doing low-carb she tried one of those. It seemed pretty disgusting (about half the ingredients are not available to me).

[Ghoulish Delight]

holy crap, I've learned that my very own wife will only eat toasted, unfrosted. :eek: I feel...dirty.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Please tell me that was a typo and that you meant to type "frosted". Surely, you meant to type frosted....right?

(If you did, in fact, mean to say "unfrosted", I only have one question: By chance, was CP dropped on her head as a child? That's the only explanation I can think of.



;)

[lashbear]

What's a Pop Tart ?

[Moonliner]

What's a Pop Tart ?

Pairs (http://www.poptarts.com/) Hilton (http://www-personal.umich.edu/~gmbrown/tart/).

[MickeyLumbo]

holy crap, :eek: I feel...dirty.


toucha toucha toucha me.

[MickeyLumbo]

What's a Pop Tart ?

dunno. but i can easily explain a pup tent.

[MouseWife]

holy crap, I've learned that my very own wife will only eat toasted, unfrosted. :eek: I feel...dirty.

I can't eat the frosted ones. Too sweet.

And, Kevy Baby!!! My gosh! Can I ask why you eat that? Convenience sake?

Like Lashbear said, yikes! I was concerned because of my fathers' heart health history {he passed at 52} so I tried to do {not to do?} some of the things I'd learned when caring for him.

Not so much salt. The fat? Uh, not so good. What I eat every morning is oatmeal. With only a few exceptions of when I couldn't prepare it. Try it. It is easy. A little packet, either milk or water and you have a yummy breakfast.

I just finished mine. Umm Umm. :coffee:

[katiesue]

How come on CSI they never flip on the lights? They're always lurking around looking for stuff in the dark with these teeny flashlights. People are dead but there's not a blackout, flip the switch who knows what evidence you'd be able to find if you could see.

[Gemini Cricket]

Why do guys spit? It's so gross. Guys just walking on the sidewalk spitting into the bushes or trees or just on the ground. Fvcking gross pigs.
Bleh.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Why do guys spit? It's so gross. Guys just walking on the sidewalk spitting into the bushes or trees or just on the ground. Fvcking gross pigs.
Bleh.
That's nothing. My coworker told me the story the other day of the dudes working in his kitchen. They had stripped the whole thing out, down to the concrete slab foundation...and my coworker found a big wad of spit on the freaking floor. I don't care if it is concrete slab, you don't bloody spit in someone's house!

[MouseWife]

Spitting is gross. And, it seems to have become no big deal to people??? WTF???

But yeah, in someones house? P-I-G!!!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Please tell me that was a typo and that you meant to type "frosted". Surely, you meant to type frosted....right?

(If you did, in fact, mean to say "unfrosted", I only have one question: By chance, was CP dropped on her head as a child? That's the only explanation I can think of.



;)Excuse me?? I happen to appreciate CLASSIC Pop Tarts.

The frosting is too much. You know - a tarted-up tart. :p :p :p

[Gemini Cricket]

I love the Chocolate Fudge Pop Tarts untoasted. They're yummy. But I don't eat them very often.

Now here's another question. Do y'all eat them in pairs or do you just eat one and come back the next day for the other?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Pairs, because if I'm eating them it's for breakfast and one is not enough.*

I'm a little annoyed that they've stopped stocking the cinnamon ones in our vending machine.



*Though I do love it when I get distracted and come back 30 minutes later and find the second one waiting for me.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Excuse me?? I happen to appreciate CLASSIC Pop Tarts.


Great, a pop tart fundamentalist. I suppose pop tart stix are completely our of the question.

Times have changed. Technology has advanced. Frosting is the future.

Embrace it.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

*Though I do love it when I get distracted and come back 30 minutes later and find the second one waiting for me.

Almost as wonderful a feeling as when you go to throw away the empty box and find that there is still one left. You know it's going to be a good day.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Don't you just hate it when everything blows up in your face? It just sucks (said in the best Andy Rooney voice)

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Don't you just hate it when everything blows up in your face?

Leo seems to like it. :evil:

[Capt Jack]

Why do guys spit? It's so gross. Bleh.


I think its akin to a tomcat marking its territory.
:blush:

[Not Afraid]

So, I'm reading this thread and a guy walks by, cleares his throat and coughs up a loogie on my lawn.

[Ghoulish Delight]

So, I'm reading this thread and a guy walks by, cleares his throat and coughs up a loogie on my lawn.
Does that mean your lawn is his territory now?


OR


I thought Chris was back at work this week.

[Not Afraid]

I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF I SPELLED LOOGIE CORRECTLY.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Webster's New Millennium™ Dictionary of English (http://dictionary.reference.com/wnmde/) -
Main Entry: loogie
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: a large wad of spit or phlegm
Example: The brats hocked loogies.
Usage: slang:D

[Ghoulish Delight]

So "loogie" she can do, but "bar" is just too complicated.

[Ghoulish Delight]

What the hell? Am I the only one who hadn't been informed of the great lumber consipracy.

If one were to grab something labled 2X3, what might one reasonably expect the dimmensions to be? 2X3 no? Well, no! Try 1.5X2.5. What about the fabled 2X4? Why, of course that measures 2X4 you say? Nay, I say. 1.5X3.5!

What the hell?