This is Big News? (Obit)

[Not Afraid]

This obit (http://feeds.bignewsnetwork.com/redir.php?jid=df4d873e36452312&cat=71427f17f9a89804) appeard in my My Yahoo Nig New Network listings as "News".

HAINES CITY -- Mrs. Alzina C. "Ina" Pocquette of Haines City, whom family described as a giving, dependable person, died of respiratory failure Friday (Feb. 3, 2006) in Davenport. She was 88.

Born Nov. 3, 1917, in Farwell, Mich., Mrs. Pocquette moved to Haines City from Lima, Ohio, in 1980. She was a homemaker.


With all due respect to Mrs. Pocquette, I don't quite get why this is big news. Am I missing something?

[wendybeth]

Well, she sounds like she was nice and all.

[SacTown Chronic]

It's hard to find giving, dependable people these days.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Maybe she was the last of the homemakers?

[Alex]

Someone at the wire service put the wrong tag on it, most likely.

[scaeagles]

I googled her. Couldn't find anything.

When I googled just the last name, I found a website belonging to a classic hot rod restorer named Mike Pocquette operating out of Haines City. He seemed to be rather famous in the world of classic car restoration....if there is a world of classic car restoration.

[Not Afraid]

Someone at the wire service put the wrong tag on it, most likely.

I like all of the other answers better. ;)

[Alex]

Oh, sorry.

What I meant to say is "The article forgot to mention that the woman had a vagina that could not only build a house but eventually populate it with a family. In most places she was considered a myth, but in Haines City she was a legend. Following news of her death, Mayor Bob Poquette said 'she put me in my house which she built with her own nethers. She'll be sorely missed.'"

[wendybeth]

Oh, sorry.

What I meant to say is "The article forgot to mention that the woman had a vagina that could not only build a house but eventually populate it with a family. In most places she was considered a myth, but in Haines City she was a legend. Following news of her death, Mayor Bob Poquette said 'she put me in my house which she built with her own nethers. She'll be sorely missed.'"

You forgot to say how nice she was.

[Not Afraid]

LOL! I'm laughing and coughing....laughing and coughing.

[wendybeth]

(Very good obit, btw, Alex- will you write mine?)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

(Very good obit, btw, Alex- will you write mine?)
Yeah, me too, I hope there's SOMETHING nice about my vagina in my obituary.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

She also had a wonderful singing voice...

Edit to add:

I hope my obit mentions my penis. "Thankfully, its what finally did him in..." :evil:

[Kevy Baby]

Yeah, me too, I hope there's SOMETHING nice about my vagina in my obituary.Well, it depends. Have you been using Lysol to keep your cooch clean (http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/showthread.php?p=41019#post41019)?

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Well, it depends. Have you been using Lysol to keep your cooch clean (http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/showthread.php?p=41019#post41019)?
And Morrigoon still has that as her sig line :cool:

"Here lies CP, she always kept her cooch clean."

[Snowflake]

Oh, sorry.

What I meant to say is "The article forgot to mention that the woman had a vagina that could not only build a house but eventually populate it with a family. In most places she was considered a myth, but in Haines City she was a legend. Following news of her death, Mayor Bob Poquette said 'she put me in my house which she built with her own nethers. She'll be sorely missed.'"
Sputter, cough, cough, another hot cuppa tea gone!
ROTFLMAO:D
Donna

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Oh, sorry.

What I meant to say is "The article forgot to mention that the woman had a vagina that could not only build a house but eventually populate it with a family. In most places she was considered a myth, but in Haines City she was a legend. Following news of her death, Mayor Bob Poquette said 'she put me in my house which she built with her own nethers. She'll be sorely missed.'"

Hmm, change a few pronouns, substitute "sphincter" for "vagina" and you've pretty much taken care of scaeagles obit as well.

[scaeagles]

Hmm, change a few pronouns, substitute "sphincter" for "vagina" and you've pretty much taken care of scaeagles obit as well.

I'll ask them to bury me face down for you, MBC.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

I'll ask them to bury me face down for you, MBC.


Cool.

I'll have a place to park my bicycle.

[scaeagles]

Cool.

I'll have a place to park my bicycle.

Is that your nickname for it? I've never heard anyone refer to theirs as a bicycle.....but I can understand it. Two wheels, a sturdy frame, and you're always looking for a nice soft seat!

[Matterhorn Fan]

Not only was Mrs. Pocquette a really nice person, I've been to every city mentioned in her obituary. Lovely places.

[tracilicious]

Yeah, me too, I hope there's SOMETHING nice about my vagina in my obituary.


Then you should probably do some extra Kegels just in case.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Then you should probably do some extra Kegels just in case.
"Keep your vagina fit with the Kegel system!"

[€uroMeinke]

"Keep your vagina fit with the Kegel system!"

Only you can prevent Vaginismus

[Kevy Baby]

...VaginismusGesundheit