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Moonliner
02-07-2006, 07:53 AM
...You'd make a fortune, or so I've always heard. No bottles yet but apparently it will soon be available in cans (http://www.local6.com/news/6807099/detail.html).

Does it work (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placebo_effect)? Don't know, but if my wife brought home a can and gave it to me.. :)

Cadaverous Pallor
02-07-2006, 08:17 AM
A blind test could be fun

Not Afraid
02-07-2006, 11:08 AM
Does the can vibrate? ;)

Moonliner
02-07-2006, 12:39 PM
Does the can vibrate? ;)

I don't think so, but if you drink to much it could make you go blind.

Not Afraid
02-07-2006, 12:40 PM
Or make you vibrate from all of the cafine.

Snowflake
02-07-2006, 12:50 PM
A latte from Starbucks would likely have a similar effect, at least with regard to the caffeine. Mmm, cherry soda, yummmmmm:cheers:

AllyOops!
02-07-2006, 05:29 PM
It sounds a lot like Red Bull. For my clitoris. :p

Who would have guessed that I was so thirsty down there? The makers of Turn On, apparently!

I have a serious Red Bull addiction. More so lately then ever. It's almost all that I drink (with the exception of water). On Superbowl Sunday? The party that I attended? While everybody merrily chugged serious amounts of beer, I chugged serious amounts of Monster (the same as Red Bull). My stomach lining is still recovering.

I easily drink 4 Red Bulls a day while pluggin' away at the office. I'm not sure about a horny Red Bull, however. While I'm way intrigued, with the amount I drink I wouldn't want to find myself making love to the copier. Or even worse, to a co-worker. :(

I might literally find myself pluggin' away at the office. :(

:p ;)

€uroMeinke
02-07-2006, 05:48 PM
I wonder if the can will have a warning lable to seek medical attention if your erection persists longer than 4 hours...

Cialis Cola Anyone?

Ghoulish Delight
02-07-2006, 05:51 PM
Just don't shake too much during sex, you'll spray everywhere.

The Shadoe
02-07-2006, 09:59 PM
Someone decided to buy Red Bull for us to drink in the office one week. It sat there. And sat there. And sat there. No one touched the stuff. It was in there for months, next to the Jones Green Apple Soda. We finally threw it out when we were on the move to a bigger location.

(I still miss working on skyway level amidst the highrises and skyscrapers of downtown Saint Paul. I'd drink Red Bull and Jones if we got to stay there.)

Prudence
02-07-2006, 10:42 PM
do you mean no one was drinking the jones green apple?!

tracilicious
02-08-2006, 12:33 AM
Jones cola is the freaking best.

I lived on Jolt cola in high school. It had guarana in it too. No wonder all those high school kids were so horny.

lashbear
02-08-2006, 06:12 AM
Children, pregnant women and people with high blood pressure and diabetes should avoid the drink, according to the report.
:(:mad: :cakes:

Not Afraid
02-08-2006, 10:48 AM
No horndog for you!

lashbear
02-09-2006, 06:51 AM
Horn-dog, schmorn-dog, gimme a CORN-dog. :D


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