On the menu today: horse penis and testicles with a chilli dip

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Feel free to call me a culturally insensitive bigot—I don't care. This is just nasty! The following is review of a restaurant in China whose entire menu consists of animal penises and testicles (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/02/17/wfood17.xml).

Unless you're not allowed to surf to pages containing the word "penis" (like, I suppose, this one), it's work safe.

[innerSpaceman]

"In China, you are what you eat, and The Daily Telegraph's nutritionist, Zhu Yan, said the clients were mainly men eager to improve their yang, or virility"

Yes, that's true in China ... meaning that everyone who eats at this restaurant is a total DICK!

[MouseWife]

Ew!! That is totally gross!!

I saw pics from a chi-chi dinner. It was disgusting. They were eating alligator. They had the entire alligator there, opened up, head to look at.
Well, it wasn't a large alligator but still.

There were other 'animals' there, it was gross.

I didn't see any penises.

[Disneyphile]

Well, this is one place where you'd go in and ask for a kid's menu and receive a listing of various dishes with young goat penises. ;)

[AllyOops!]

As an absolute animal lover, you, too, can call me a culturally insensitive bigot. Like SM, I don't care, either. In fact I welcome it! I mean, why not just each other? :mad:

Having said that, I'm not eating anywhere where I have to fellate every course. I've gone 33 yrs. without being teabagged by my entree. I don't intend on starting now. :(

:p

[Capt Jack]

Feel free to call me a culturally insensitive bigot—I don't care.


ok, youre a culturally insensitive bigot :D ......but youre not wrong. (so I guess I am too)

there are many delicious parts of various animals (my apologies to my veggie associates, cohorts and others).......however penis (and friends), IMO is NOWHERE ON THAT LIST.

(PS: ROFL... I havent heard it called 'teabagged' in ages.)

[Not Afraid]

"Eat Michael for me."

[BarTopDancer]

I am so glad I gave up meat.

This is dis-gus-ting.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

I worship the Veg like a resident of Tottington Hall.

Cheeeeeeese!

[Isaac]

I wonder if they do this out of spite since their own penis are so small.

I've gone 33 yrs. without being teabagged by my entree.

Liar. ;) :evil:

[orbitalpunk]

that’s so incredibly nasty. I can’t stand the sight of chili dip.

[MickeyLumbo]

sounds like they were complaining about the "russian dog tasting gamey". that's why God invented gravy.

i'd tell you all about my visit to a similar deli, except that i

bit off more than i could chew and had to leave.

[AllyOops!]

Liar. ;) :evil:

Damn! You caught me! I get teabagged by my entree on a nightly basis. Just last night? My dessert had a sword fight in my mouth. I wish you all could have been there.

:p ;)

Sigh. In a just world, I'd be having Luc Robitaille's testicles & penis for dinner.


:D