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Kevy Baby
02-23-2006, 10:49 PM
I should have gone to bed. But no, I just HAD to fart around on the internet and do a vanity search.

Found out a fellow with my name (http://imdb.com/name/nm0253070/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD0xfGZiPXV8cG49MHxrdz0xfHE9a2V2aW 4gZWxkZXJ8ZnQ9MXxteD0yMHxsbT01MDB8Y289MXxodG1sPTF8 bm09MQ__;fc=1;ft=20) was in Fahrenheit 451 (http://imdb.com/title/tt0060390/) uncredited as "First Schoolboy." That was 1966.

He took a few years off from the acting business. Probably doing research for his next role as "Dork/Warrior" in the 2002 blockbuster hit The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (http://imdb.com/title/tt0323108/).

Plot Outline: A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

This film also features:
Misty Mundae as Dildo Saggins
Darian Caine as Horny
A.J. Khan as Spam (as A.J. Kahn)
Barbara Joyce as Araporn
Michael R. Thomas as Smirnof, the Wizard
John Link as Ballem
Anoushka as Benadryl
Allanah Rhodes as Hymen Torn
Julian Wells as Tree Nymph
Suzi Lorraine as Drusilla
Paige Richards as Whorespank

Surprisingly, this film only received an R rating (although it was banned in Ireland).

This is one IMDB's reviewer's comments:
In yet another Seduction Cinema soft-core parody, Dildo Baggins (Misty Mundae, because she can NEVER not be in a Seduction Cinema movie *rolls eyes*) along with fellow Throbbit lesbian lovers, Horny and Spam go off to destroy the evil G-string, after drunk perverted Smirnof, the Wizard presents that quest to them. Wackiness, in the form of dumb jokes, unerotic sex, and more dumb puns, ensues. Terry West will never be confused with Orsen Wells, hell, he'll never get confused with Lloyd Kaufman even, but this "Lord of the Rings" parody is still his clear best, and yes I know that's a bit of a back-handed compliment. I chuckled a few times, but groaned more and not in the good way.
For some reason, I am now compelled to hunt down this movie. It sounds positively attrocious!

MouseWife
02-23-2006, 11:55 PM
Sounds hilarious. If my son weren't only 18 I'd tell him about it. He is a big LoTR fan.

{I know, 18 is legal. But I just don't want to know about that sort of stuff....:blush:}

Capt Jack
02-24-2006, 09:23 AM
This is one IMDB's reviewer's comments:

For some reason, I am now compelled to hunt down this movie. It sounds positively attrocious!

Let me know where you find it. I know someone it would be the perfect gift for.

(no..believe it or not....not me)

Cadaverous Pallor
02-24-2006, 12:04 PM
Ah, apparently they were able to fix the problems with Tolkiens woman-less script by just making all the main male characters into women. Lesbian women.

My favorite name: Araporn.

Kevy Baby
02-24-2006, 10:43 PM
Let me know where you find it. I know someone it would be the perfect gift for.

(no..believe it or not....not me)Amazon: $17.99 (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00007L4M0/qid=1140846120/sr=8-3/ref=sr_1_3/104-0150610-1615135?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=130)

Kevy Baby
02-24-2006, 10:44 PM
My favorite name: Araporn.I was kinda diggin' on "Whorespank"

SacTown Chronic
02-25-2006, 07:37 AM
Ah, apparently they were able to fix the problems with Tolkiens woman-less script by just making all the main male characters into women. Lesbian women.
There isn't a book/movie in the world that couldn't be made better by using this formula.

Tito's Kitten
02-26-2006, 01:56 PM
Ummmmm... no one has Time Warner cable??? I have seen that movie shown on Showtime several times. (We even DVR'd it because it sounded so bad... just like Spiderbabe....)

mousepod
02-27-2006, 09:23 AM
Misty Mundae (Seduction Cinema) movies all tend to be more fun to read about than to actually watch. I gave Play-mate of the Apes (http://www.askewreviews.com/dvd/playmate_of_the_apes.htm) about 15 minutes when it ran on Skinemax last year... 15 minutes lost that I will never get back.

Disneyphile
02-27-2006, 01:38 PM
Seen this a few times. It's very corny, really. It plays on Showtime a lot.

Instead, I recommend "Whore of the Rings". It features a very large cave troll, and that's all I'm sayin'. ;) You're welcome to borrow it anytime. ;)