Worst media-assigned criminal nickname ever.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Be careful everyone, the Asian Merchant Bag Bandit (http://www.nbc4.tv/news/8086192/detail.html) remains at large!!!

[innerSpaceman]

Fortunately, we won't be subject very long to the lame name, as the piercing suspect description that will match only 83% of the Asian population will no doubt see the Bandit jailed in no time.