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SacTown Chronic
03-22-2006, 05:13 PM
Jesus is coming soon.

R U E?


I'm sure the answer is obvious but I'm not seeing it.
Gemini Cricket
03-22-2006, 05:14 PM
Are you ready...

Red E

Get it?

:D
SacTown Chronic
03-22-2006, 05:18 PM
I knew it was probably obvious, but damn, that's lame! Thanks GC.
scaeagles
03-22-2006, 05:38 PM
I was reading it as "Are you Blood-y".
innerSpaceman
03-22-2006, 05:43 PM
I was reading it as Rue the Day, but I couldn't figure out why the E in Rue was red.
SacTown Chronic
03-22-2006, 05:43 PM
U sicko, scaeagles.
Ghoulish Delight
03-22-2006, 05:49 PM
I was all ready to break out my sauce pan 'cause Jesus was coming over for dinner...then I remembered that that's roux.
Betty
03-22-2006, 06:00 PM
We saw this funny bumper sticker the other day:

Corn,
I don't remember eating corn.
Not Afraid
03-22-2006, 06:35 PM
Today's elightened bmber sticker said
BUSH IS A LIAR

I was almost shocked, but then I remembered I was in Santa Monice. ;)
mousepod
03-22-2006, 06:55 PM
This has always made me laugh:

http://www.northernsun.com/images/thumb/5822JesusIsComing.jpg
wendybeth
03-22-2006, 08:41 PM
That made me laugh, MP.

Good one.:D
CoasterMatt
03-22-2006, 09:09 PM
How about these? :evil:

After I Cook The Vegetables, What Do I Do With The Wheelchairs?

Assassins Do It From Behind

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap

Four Out Of Five Cannibals Prefer Vegetarians

Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon

I Like Cats, Too. Let's Exchange Recipes

I Love Defenseless Animals, Especially In A Good Gravy

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets

My Mind Is Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

Rainy Days And Automatic Weapons Always Get Me Down

Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?
mousepod
03-22-2006, 09:15 PM
or these (http://www.ruighaver.net/bumperstickers/index.htm)
€uroMeinke
03-22-2006, 09:32 PM
Jesus Loves You
But the Devil is my Lover
SacTown Chronic
03-22-2006, 10:14 PM
I saw a decal on a car that said "body piercing saves lives" accompanied by a likeness of Jesus with a nail through his wrist.
CoasterMatt
03-22-2006, 10:31 PM
iparklikeanidiot.com

'nuff said :D
FEJ
03-22-2006, 10:50 PM
"Jesus Saves...Gretzky gets the rebound....He Scores!!!"
Not Afraid
03-22-2006, 10:58 PM
This is mean and appeals of my joy of the irreverent:

When Jesus was on the cross, to pass the time, did he pretend he was an airplane?

And, I would love to see a minivan with this sticker on it:

Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!
scaeagles
03-23-2006, 05:58 AM
While not the same as a bumper sticker, I once saw a license plate on a flatbed trailer that was pulling porta potties that said "4U2PIN".
Gemini Cricket
03-23-2006, 06:27 AM
"Save the Krill, Eat Whale"
Kevy Baby
03-23-2006, 08:19 AM
"Get a taste of religion
Lick a Witch"
lizziebith
03-23-2006, 10:53 AM
Today I saw one, on a car also sporting Bush stickers, that said:

GIVE WAR A CHANCE

:eek:
FEJ
03-23-2006, 02:07 PM
WWJB
Who Would Jesus Bomb?
Snowflake
03-23-2006, 02:51 PM
I found this one and for me on a bad commute day pretty well sums it up