Welcom chickenXing!!!!

[Not Afraid]

YAY! The sky is falling.

No! Even better! ChickenXing is here.

Welcome Matthew!!!!!! :kisskiss:

[chickenXing]

Thank you darling; it's about time.....

:)

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Welcome sweetie! :) I'm so proud. ;)

[CoasterMatt]

Welcome!

:cheers:

[Not Afraid]

Let's get the party started!

[BarTopDancer]

BIRD FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH wait. It's Matthew.

MATTHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For you.

http://www.kzla.com/pics/downloads/wallpapers/kzla_cowboy_01_1024.jpg

[chickenXing]

*snaps out shaker and stemwear* :snap:

[chickenXing]

Ooooh, just to have it cropped

and pinned on my wall

;)

[€uroMeinke]

Welcome aboard!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Matthew! *rubs eyes* I can't believe it's true!

Great screenname and avatar :)

[innerSpaceman]

Yeah, sweet avatar.


Oh, this place just got ten times .... er, swankier.


Yeah, that's what I was gonna say, "swankier."


Yeah.

[chickenXing]

Well, to tell the tale...

...I always see MBC on the computer with a bluish hue on the moniter and I finally I thought, "It's time I got to spend more time with the people I already spend time with. And the people that MBC spends, almost, more time with."

And there it is. Thank you all for the hip welcome and I hope to future posts.

[wendybeth]

Welcome!!!!:cheers:

[Capt Jack]

welcome aboard. a little something just for you :D

Mike, the headless chicken (http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/)

(I've heard this story since I was a kid. supposedly...true? snopes not found...but then I didnt try very hard ;) )

[Gemini Cricket]

Welcome, Matthew!
Great avatar.
:)

Brad

[Ghoulish Delight]

Huzzah! Welcome...and what a coincidence that it happened on a day I made a purchase at Pier 1 :cool:

But I have one question for you...Why did it cross the road?!

[Gn2Dlnd]

So, is it Chicken Zing, pronounced like Xerox? (Sounds like Mrs. Dash's poultry seasoning.) Or is it Chicken Ex-ing, like Merry Ex-mas?

However you pronounce it, welcome to the LoT. It's always nice to have some chicken.

[Prudence]

Wow! You're not imaginary! :p ;)

Welcome and all that!

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Hi, sweetie! I'm so happy to see you here! Welcome to the board. Here's to the fun that will be had!

[scaeagles]

Matthew, my name is Leo. Welcome.

I feel it only right to tell you that MBC has been giving me small appliances for sexual favors for quite a while now.

I hope this doesn't put a damper on your relationship.

[wendybeth]

Matthew, my name is Leo. Welcome.

I feel it only right to tell you that MBC has been giving me small appliances for sexual favors for quite a while now.

I hope this doesn't put a damper on your relationship.


Must...resist.....


f*** it. I just found my new sig line.:D

[BarTopDancer]

Only on LoT: Gay men and the republicans who accept sexual favors for appliances from them.

[Disneyphile]

YAY Matthew!!!!! :D

[blueerica]

MATTHEW!!!!

HooRAY!

[Snowflake]

Matthew! SO nice to see you! Welcome, welcome, welcome! :cheers:
Donna

[Snowflake]

Matthew, my name is Leo. Welcome.

I feel it only right to tell you that MBC has been giving me small appliances for sexual favors for quite a while now.

I hope this doesn't put a damper on your relationship.

I must ask, are these small appliances for use with sexual favors? :p

[xharryb]

Welcome. Have a drink. :cheers:

[Not Afraid]

I must ask, are these small appliances for use with sexual favors? :p

Enter mental picture of penises in toasters.

[scaeagles]

If there was ever a post worthy of negative mojo, that would be it, NA.

(*shudder*)

[Not Afraid]

"I like my penises hard and brown."

[scaeagles]

"I like my penises hard and brown."

Bwahahaha! Now that was funny.

How does one follow that post? I think someone should use this as a new sig line.

[blueerica]

That is truly superb, NA...

Oh my... I can't stop giggling over that one.

[scaeagles]

I glad she didn't say "I like my penises crusty and dry."

[Capt Jack]

all those rendered as truly speechless as me, signify by saying 'aye'

[Gn2Dlnd]

Smeared with butter, please.

[chickenXing]

Huzzah! Welcome...and what a coincidence that it happened on a day I made a purchase at Pier 1 :cool:

But I have one question for you...Why did it cross the road?!


Trade secrets my friend...

:p

So, is it Chicken Zing, pronounced like Xerox? (Sounds like Mrs. Dash's poultry seasoning.) Or is it Chicken Ex-ing, like Merry Ex-mas?

However you pronounce it, welcome to the LoT. It's always nice to have some chicken.

Ex-ing, of course, but wouldn't it be better with some zing?

Maybe not...

[chickenXing]

Matthew, my name is Leo. Welcome.

I feel it only right to tell you that MBC has been giving me small appliances for sexual favors for quite a while now.

I hope this doesn't put a damper on your relationship.

Where the hell do you get off saying... oh, bad choice of words.

And where do you think he was getting those appliances, Pottery Barn?

Mwah haha! :evil:

[chickenXing]

"I like my penises hard and brown."

:blush:

Oh!

Um...

...no comment, I mean:

No, no comment

:eek:

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Can I just say - BAHGAH! :D

That chicken was once an MA EyeSpy - an easy one

[Gn2Dlnd]

What, the sign? Or Matthew?

[Ghoulish Delight]

And I just noticed...NA was kind enough to "welcom" you with one of her trademark typos!

[Not Afraid]

Anything and everything for my dear Matthew. ;)