Penis Pump Judge Faces Stiff Sentence

[Gemini Cricket]

Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times.

"I was really shocked and I was kind of scared because it was so bizarre," said Foster.
Source (http://www.forbes.com/business/feeds/ap/2006/06/28/ap2846991.html)
:D

Damn activist penis pump judges...

[scaeagles]

Well, that's bizarre.

[Gemini Cricket]

Well, that's bizarre.
At first, I thought it was an Onion thing. Then I saw the link to a Forbes.com story...

[scaeagles]

Entertaining jury duty, to be sure.

[Gemini Cricket]

When I was in grade school (maybe high school) we sat in on a trial where a man was pulled over for drinking and driving. The man attempted to consume his underwear in an attempt to absorb the alcohol smell on his breath before the cop got to his car.
Our uncontrollable laughter got us kicked out of the court room.
:D

[scaeagles]

If this guy is lucky, he'll have a cell mate practice penis pumping on.