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Gemini Cricket
07-05-2006, 08:01 AM
Enron founder Kenneth Lay died early Wednesday in Aspen, Colo., a family spokeswoman said.

Source (http://money.cnn.com/2006/07/05/news/newsmakers/lay_death/index.htm?cnn=yes)

Andrew
07-05-2006, 02:16 PM
I hear he was finally going to spill the goods about the secret energy commision meetings, chaired by Cheney and including Lay and the heads of the other big oil and energy companies. So Rove ordered him eliminated.

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Cadaverous Pallor
07-05-2006, 02:52 PM
Dead? Sounds to me like he's on his way to Argentina.
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Gn2Dlnd
07-05-2006, 03:10 PM
Ken Lay Died

...on Disney's Rock'n'Roller coaster

...while straining at stool

...for your sins

...Clinton lied

...with his boots on

...and left you president

...in your arms tonight

...smiling

harder than it looks

€uroMeinke
07-05-2006, 07:08 PM
Hmmm - I heard he didn't have a heart...

Alex
07-05-2006, 07:43 PM
On the drive back from Washington today I happened to catch a "liberal wacko radio show" (much less common than the "conservative wacko" shows) in which it was seriously being put forward that Cheney had him killed using the same techniques the CIA used to kill Marilyn Monroe. Either that or Lay faked his death.

Apparently the evidence supports either conclusion.

€uroMeinke
07-05-2006, 07:57 PM
On the drive back from Washington today I happened to catch a "liberal wacko radio show" (much less common than the "conservative wacko" shows) in which it was seriously being put forward that Cheney had him killed using the same techniques the CIA used to kill Marilyn Monroe. Either that or Lay faked his death.

Apparently the evidence supports either conclusion.

I believe earlier today you could see both presented on his Wikipedia biography

Alex
07-05-2006, 08:02 PM
I don't doubt it.

Having read the two major books on the Eron scandal I came away pretty firmly of the opinion that Ken Lay was a victim of his incompetence more than a perpetrator of willful manipulation. So, to a degree I felt sorry for him.

RStar
07-06-2006, 11:48 PM
Oh? I heard he was decapitated.:D

Ok, it's old, I know......:blush:

Sorry.

Gemini Cricket
07-07-2006, 05:14 AM
Oh? I heard he was decapitated.:D
Flashback! :D

Not Afraid
07-07-2006, 10:33 AM
I laughed.

Motorboat Cruiser
07-07-2006, 10:38 AM
Hmm, first Ken Lay dies in Aspen, then Colin Powell gets sick (http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/07/colin.powell.ap/index.html) in Aspen.

Must be time for the administration to start tying up loose ends. ;)

€uroMeinke
07-07-2006, 10:43 AM
Hmm, first Ken Lay dies in Aspen, then Colin Powell gets sick (http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/07/colin.powell.ap/index.html) in Aspen.

Must be time for the administration to start tying up loose ends. ;)

Hmmm, I had a History teacher who would drink Aspen laced with Vodka, I wonder if there's a connection...

Gn2Dlnd
07-07-2006, 11:05 AM
Hmmm, I had a History teacher who would drink Aspen laced with Vodka, I wonder if there's a connection...

I had a driver's ed. teacher who always had a can of Mountain Dew on his desk. We always suspected he was refilling it with something more illicit from his RV in the parking lot.

€uroMeinke
07-07-2006, 11:07 AM
I had a driver's ed. teacher who always had a can of Mountain Dew on his desk. We always suspected he was refilling it with something more illicit from his RV in the parking lot.

Yes his face got ruddier and his speach less articulate as the day wore on - needless to say his 6th period class had the highest demand

SacTown Chronic
07-07-2006, 12:19 PM
"Out West where you vacation, the aspens will be turning. They turn in clusters, because their roots connect them."

tracilicious
07-07-2006, 04:24 PM
I had a driver's ed. teacher who always had a can of Mountain Dew on his desk. We always suspected he was refilling it with something more illicit from his RV in the parking lot.


Mt. Dew mixed with gin is quite good. Or at least it was when I was 20 and we were hiding drinking at work in the bookstore.

Gemini Cricket
07-07-2006, 04:27 PM
I heard someone the other day say that they heard Ken DeLay died.
:rolleyes:
Oy.

RStar
07-07-2006, 10:22 PM
I heard Ken DeLay lied.

And then Ken devorced Barby.


What sorted lives they lead........