OOOOOhhhh... A Valentine ! for ME !!!!! [Archive]

lashbear

01-31-2005, 07:33 AM

Blush, Shock, Gasp ! :eek: :blush: :birdy:

I got a valentine in the post today. A REAL for true gorgeous valentine from a swinging hep cat from this very board !!!!!

NO !!! I'm not telling who.... wild horses couldn't drag it out of me... :rolleyes:

Mojo points for your guesses though..... :D

Cheers,
Lash "Valentine" Bear

PS: Greg approves, BTW.

blueerica

01-31-2005, 07:35 AM

Hmmm... It would have to be someone who might have access to your mailing address.

My first instinct would be Not Afraid.

Mousey Girl

01-31-2005, 08:48 AM

...ms?

Cadaverous Pallor

01-31-2005, 08:51 AM

They were early, whoever it was. So that rules out Not Afraid. ;)

Ghoulish Delight

01-31-2005, 09:14 AM

Hmmm, either € (being the only one to have actually met you in person) or Lickey ('cause he's just that sweet) would be my guesses.

Ponine

01-31-2005, 09:32 AM

Can I guess and say my son?
Its not a fair guess, cause his is ready to go, but we havent actually mailed it yet. I was waiting to confirm LB's address.

MickeyD

01-31-2005, 03:36 PM

Was it from Mrs. & Mrs. Claire & Ally?

blueerica

01-31-2005, 07:23 PM

HRmmmm... Must ponder further...

And yes, upon further thought and confirmation, it could not be NA.

The mystery will be solved, my friends.. The mystery will be solved!

€uroMeinke

01-31-2005, 07:29 PM

SzczerbiakManiac is my guess...

belleh5

01-31-2005, 07:30 PM

I already got my Valentine present from my bf. :rolleyes:

DisneyFan25863

01-31-2005, 07:38 PM

Why do I have a feeling of deja vu? Seems like this happened a month or so ago :D

blueerica

01-31-2005, 07:41 PM

Something to this effect....

€uroMeinke

01-31-2005, 07:41 PM

Ya know - whoever it is, sure is making the rest of us look bad...

Not Afraid

01-31-2005, 07:44 PM

Santa Go Home!

blueerica

01-31-2005, 07:53 PM

Hahaha... he'll sneak in when you're sleeping! Better keep those doors & windows locked!

Claire

01-31-2005, 11:53 PM

Was it from Mrs. & Mrs. Claire & Ally?

The wife and I suck at getting out cards on time. :blush: Not us. Sadly!!! I wanna be Rob's valentine!!!

Ghoulish Delight

01-31-2005, 11:59 PM

It was Nirvanaman, wasn't it?

Mousey Girl

02-01-2005, 12:31 AM

Crap...now I have the urge to send fudge to make up for a bad guess...

Claire

02-01-2005, 12:40 AM

Crap...now I have the urge to send fudge to make up for a bad guess...

Your guess was the same as mine. You can send some girl fudge up to me. Just because. ;) Mmmm.....

Isaac

02-01-2005, 12:41 AM

I already got my Valentine present from my bf. :rolleyes:
I wouldn't call the privilege of chauffeuring him & his other sweaty loud wrestling buddies from Nor Cal to So Cal and back in your car a valentine present.

Just my opinion :p :D

belleh5

02-01-2005, 01:17 AM

I wouldn't call the privilege of chauffeuring him & his other sweaty loud wrestling buddies from Nor Cal to So Cal and back in your car a valentine present.

Just my opinion :p :D

No, that was my gift to him. His wrestling show was at this place called Frank & sons in the City of Industry. He got me this POTC movie scull, that I can hang on the wall.

~MS~

02-01-2005, 01:30 AM

*major sigh* I wish I were our huggable bears valentine, but I just bought our cards today.....I agree with seamonkey, whoever it is has made the rest of us look bad :(

Cadaverous Pallor

02-01-2005, 08:41 AM

*major sigh* I wish I were our huggable bears valentine, but I just bought our cards today.....I agree with seamonkey, whoever it is has made the rest of us look bad :(No no....that person was way too early. I think they look bad for getting the timing totally wrong. :p

Plus, since when is it a requirement that we send everyone Valentine's cards? :confused: I get one for my husband and that's it. I suppose I'd get something for a child if there was one in my life.

Maybe I'll just get it over with here: I love you guys, you are all my Valentines, or something. <3 <3 <3 :cheers:

AllyOops!

02-01-2005, 10:46 AM

The wife and I suck at getting out cards on time. :blush: Not us. Sadly!!! I wanna be Rob's valentine!!!

Honey, I thought you wanted to send out Strip-O-Grams! That's why I totally passed on having a Hallmark Moment. I mean, the oiled-up Santas were such a hit at Christmas time!

Sigh. Time to send back the buffed out, ripped, glistening bo hunks in skin tight speedos and fireman hats.

Or I can just keep them for us..

:D :p ;)

I'll also be sharing Rob as a Valentine, too! :)

MickeyD

02-01-2005, 02:13 PM

Honey, I thought you wanted to send out Strip-O-Grams! That's why I totally passed on having a Hallmark Moment. I mean, the oiled-up Santas were such a hit at Christmas time!

Sigh. Time to send back the buffed out, ripped, glistening bo hunks in skin tight speedos and fireman hats.

Or I can just keep them for us..

No no, go ahead and send them. :D :cheers:

Not Afraid

02-01-2005, 02:47 PM

Yes. I could use a valentine like that just about now.

lashbear

02-01-2005, 05:27 PM

Make mine 'Extra Large' thanks.

Matterhorn Fan

02-01-2005, 05:56 PM

That card wasn't sent by an eastcoaster, was it?

BarTopDancer

02-01-2005, 07:06 PM

Sigh. Time to send back the buffed out, ripped, glistening bo hunks in skin tight speedos and fireman hats.

Just send them here. I have a new couch that needs...

(and I did NOT send these out :P )

Gemini Cricket

02-01-2005, 08:21 PM

(and I did NOT send these out :P )
Well, my first thought was - 'Santa has now become Cupid. Oy vey!'
:D

SzczerbiakManiac

02-02-2005, 11:52 AM

Hmmm, either € (being the only one to have actually met you in person) Slight correction: €uroMeinke is the only other Padder/Fabber/Lounger(?) to have met Lashbear. I spent a whole day with Lashbear and his family. :)

Ghoulish Delight

02-02-2005, 11:54 AM

Slight correction: €uroMeinke is the only other Padder/Fabber/Lounger(?) to have met Lashbear. I spent a whole day with Lashbear and his family. :)Oh, I seemed to have missed that tidbit of info. So was it you, then, who sent the valentine?

And it's "Swanker".

lashbear

02-02-2005, 05:59 PM

Slight correction: €uroMeinke is the only other Padder/Fabber/Lounger(?) to have met Lashbear. I spent a whole day with Lashbear and his family. :)
I was waiting to see if you would notice! Hehehehe... :D :D :D

I still remember lots of special stuff - like quiet getting-to-know-you chats over lunch & milk at the Village Haus (that's the one in fantasyland, isn't it?) and learning how to pronounce rancho zocalocomotive thingy restaurant, and discovering what the letters on that mirror in the Mad Hatter Shop really spell..... It was a Marvellous time - I wish you could join us in Tokyo too ! :cool:

I'll be posting a Roll-call about 5 weeks out.....

Not Afraid

02-02-2005, 07:55 PM

- like quiet getting-to-know-you chats over lunch & milk at the Village Haus .....

If there's milk involved, it must be SM.:snap:

lashbear

02-02-2005, 08:17 PM

Good guesses, but no-ones doscovered the secret swank-mirer yet ! Hehehehehe.

Ghoulish Delight

02-02-2005, 08:23 PM

SacTown?

lashbear

02-02-2005, 08:46 PM

Nope ! :(

€uroMeinke

02-02-2005, 08:51 PM

Tracilicious?

libraryvixen

02-03-2005, 12:03 AM

Valentines are always nice to get. So, to whomever sent Lashbear the Valentine... :) May cupid shoot you in the arse!!

lashbear

02-03-2005, 12:21 AM

€: Nope ! Hehehehe.

LibraryVixen: I hope cupid DOES shoot that person in the arse ! :D

blueerica

02-03-2005, 07:29 AM

So many good possibilities, but I just give up on answering!!

I can't torture myself with these sorts of things.... ;) Hehehehe..

But will you ever tell us who sent the Valentine?

lashbear

02-03-2005, 08:18 AM

Allright.... it was.................

.... Tell ya in the morning... Hweheheheheehehe. *nighty nght*

Ghoulish Delight

02-03-2005, 09:10 AM

Dang, it was me, wasn't it...

Cadaverous Pallor

02-03-2005, 11:23 AM

Dang, it was me, wasn't it...Have you been Valentines to gay Aussie men in your sleep AGAIN?

Not Afraid

02-03-2005, 12:23 PM

I thought only € did that!

lashbear

02-03-2005, 07:18 PM

Ladies... you tease.

OK, here's your first clue.... it was someone who has posted on LOT. :p

lashbear

02-03-2005, 07:31 PM

Oops - you already got that clue... OK - next clue is....... the mystery valentine is FEMALE ! :eek:

AllyOops!

02-03-2005, 07:46 PM

I'll also be sharing Rob as a Valentine, too! :)

Okay, I usually don't quote myself..

However, I'm reading the Board & this Thread from my Mom & Stepdad's house! I was showing my avatar to my little brother, Rob, when he saw my post and said "can you please scroll back? I saw my name!"

I explained "Rob" was our very own Lashbear! :) I then turned to my little brother Rob ( he's actually not so little anymore! He's suddenly 16 & plays basketball! He towers over me :eek: ) & said, "you can be my Rob Valentine, too!" He just looked over at me, and completely surprised me by giving me the BIGGEST hug.

I melted and almost got choked up! :blush:

So I have two "Rob Valentines" that I just absolutely love! :) :)

Gemini Cricket

02-03-2005, 07:50 PM

OK - next clue is....... the mystery valentine is FEMALE ! :eek:
Lashbear, how could you? Changing teams are we?
:D

lashbear

02-03-2005, 09:28 PM

Lashbear, how could you? Changing teams are we?
:D

Reminds me of the new Medical Reality Show: "Changing Wombs" :rolleyes:

Hehehehe... you should know you can't change horses in Midstream ! :p

Not Afraid

02-03-2005, 10:50 PM

.. you should know you can't change horses in Midstream ! :p

I thought that was Unirnals?

Gemini Cricket

02-03-2005, 11:11 PM

you should know you can't change horses in Midstream ! :p
Yeah, especially if it's a good ride.
;)

lashbear

02-04-2005, 02:22 AM

You're All Terrible, Muriel.

(That's also a clue)

Mousey Girl

02-04-2005, 08:26 AM

grrrr...You are enjoying this torture waaaaay too much! :p ;) :rolleyes:

lashbear

02-04-2005, 04:59 PM

I don't know, but I could contract renal failure waiting for people to guess who !

...There's a blatant clue ! :snap:

Ghoulish Delight

02-04-2005, 05:02 PM

Oh, so this is someone with self injurious desires...

(I was going to guess her, but for some reason I thought someone already did...but I think I was thinking of €'s tracilicious guess)

€uroMeinke

02-04-2005, 08:21 PM

Hmmm renal failure - Kidneys? Urinary tract infections? I only know male swankers with kidney stones. Maybe it's just someone pissy?

Ghoulish Delight

02-04-2005, 10:31 PM

Perhaps you should go somewhere where you can get a book for free for a short time and read about renal failure. (okay, if you don't get it now...)

€uroMeinke

02-04-2005, 10:52 PM

Gosh darn I'm vexed

lashbear

02-05-2005, 04:59 AM

Hehehehe but no-one's said the right words yet........ :p

Sarah: "Say your right words," the goblins said, "and we'll take the baby to the Goblin City, and you will be free." But the girl knew that the King of the Goblins would keep the baby in his castle forever and ever and ever, and turn him into a goblin. So the girl suffered in silence. Until one night when she was tired from a day of housework and she was hurt by the harsh words of her stepmother, and she could no longer stand it. (Toby cries) Oh alright, alright! (she picks him up) Knock it off -- come on. Stop it! Stop it! I'll say the words!
Third Goblin: She's going to say it!
Fourth Goblin: Say what?
Second Goblin: Shut up!
First Goblin: You shut up.
Sarah: No I mustn't. I mustn't say...
First Goblin: Listen- she's going to say the words!
Sarah: I can bear it no longer! Goblin King, Goblin King, where ever you may be, come take this child of mine far away from me!
Goblins: Awww!
Second Goblin: That's not it.
First Goblin: Where'd she learn that rubbish? It doesn't even start with "I wish!"
Sarah: Oh I wish I did know what to say to make the goblins take you away.
First Goblin: (mockingly) "I wish the goblins would come and take you away right now." That's not hard is it?

Mousey Girl

02-05-2005, 08:14 AM

Now quoting my favorite movie is just not right!!

blueerica

02-05-2005, 08:36 AM

LOL -- Well, I'm glad the mystery's solved...

Or at least I think it is.. I'm keeping it to myself, in case viewers haven't been tuning in..

Gemini Cricket

02-05-2005, 10:05 AM

I know who it is, I know who it is!

I'd throw my guess into the arena, but I want to check out this thread from time to time to see people stumped. Shhh, quiet now.

:D

Mousey Girl

02-05-2005, 12:44 PM

ttthhhpppttt to you both! :p

lashbear

02-07-2005, 07:37 AM

Well ?? *Taps Foot* Surely one of you will hazard a guess :D

Nephythys

02-07-2005, 11:39 AM

wow- I don't celebrate Black Monday (this year anyway) but this is fun.....

and I have no idea.....too blonde today I guess :(

Cadaverous Pallor

02-07-2005, 11:52 AM

So now lots of people know but nobody wants to say it. Should I say it? :confused:

MickeyD

02-07-2005, 01:48 PM

So now lots of people know but nobody wants to say it. Should I say it? :confused:

She is your sister-in-books.

BarTopDancer

02-07-2005, 02:14 PM

I know I know.

Gemini Cricket

02-07-2005, 02:18 PM

I got a Valentine's Day card from the same cupid. :) Yay, Thanks Cupid!

Cadaverous Pallor

02-07-2005, 02:58 PM

She is your sister-in-books.
Yup! :)

lashbear

02-07-2005, 05:11 PM

To quote Oscar Wilde: The suspense is terrible... I hope it will last.

(No, this was not a Willy Wonka original.... see HERE (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067992/trivia) for more details

Mousey Girl

02-07-2005, 07:56 PM

ok, got it now..the books thing.

lashbear

02-08-2005, 05:37 PM

Don't forget the RenaL failure clue.....

So.... is anyone going to guess who it was ?? :rolleyes:

SacTown Chronic

02-08-2005, 05:55 PM

jonvn?

tracilicious

02-08-2005, 06:01 PM

Oh, I seemed to have missed that tidbit of info. So was it you, then, who sent the valentine?

And it's "Swanker".

Or, "swanster" if you'd rather not sound like a penis. :D It wasn't me, I didn't even know people sent out Valentines. I'd guess MickeyLumbo or Sczerbiak. If, I could though, Lashie, I'd sent you big scrunches in the mail. Here's a bird instead. :birdy:

ETA: oops! I guess I shouldn't skip around in threads! I think library vixen was guessed on page 1.