Sydney Australia Features the World's First Sex Themed Dark Ride

[CoasterMatt]

The following link is DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK -

But the ride is basically a "Ghost Train" type ride through various sex scenes, aboard cars themed as GERBILS! :eek:

Click here (http://www.sexpo.com.au/newfs_syd_06.htm), then click on the offending rodent :)

[innerSpaceman]

So ... is this Sexpo a traveling exhibition of some sort .... perhaps?

[Moonliner]

Why an I not surprised you would find this ride down under?

[CoasterMatt]

The ride vehicles should enter the ride building through big clear tube, with a sound loop of Richard Gere "MAGNIFICATION!"... oh wait, I might be mixing things up :cool:

[AllyOops!]

Aww! It's everything Disneyland's Alice in Wonderland should have been. At long last, I finally have a request for City Hall.

Never in my life did I ever think I'd see the phrase Gerbils Monitored By Security Cameras At All Times, but thanks to the pictures on that nifty site, I did!

I'm interested in Scenes 1 through 7, but I think I'll close my eyes during Scene 8.

As for Scene 9: Dildos In The Darkness, I'm going to make that my City Hall request. I'm getting awfully tired of the March of the Cards scene and would find that to be a suitable upgrade.

;) :p :D

[Kevy Baby]

I am curious if there are live performers for each scene or just depictions.

Maybe we need to send Lash on a scouting trip for us :evil:

Maybe he's there this weekend.

[CoasterMatt]

It's robots, not live performers

I'll have a video in a few days.

[lashbear]

I am curious if there are live performers for each scene or just depictions.

Maybe we need to send Lash on a scouting trip for us :evil:

Maybe he's there this weekend.

Ahem ! Me? Sorry, I don't know why you would think that ??

*Zips pants up*

Ahem.



.....Actually, the truth is, I've bear-cotted the Sex Train, because it shows lesbian & straight scenes, but won't dare show a gay male scene. :mad:

I will probably watch the video when Coastermatt puts it up, though. :blush:

[innerSpaceman]

The very erotic Cirque du Soleil show "Zumanity" went one annoying step further ... in cutting the act that depicting male/male gay after the show premiered.

It's still a great show, and still erotically fun. To each his own of course, but as stupid a decision as I think it was, I don't feel like never seeing this one again ... it's one of the most enjoyingly erotic entertainments out there, and so cutting off my nose (or other protruding appendige) to spite my face just seems inappropriate.

And certainly if Vegas found man-on-man too risque, I can hardly fault Sydney for making the same absurd conclusion.

[lashbear]

Here's hoping they include it as a "Deleted Scene" when they put the show on DVD.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

I just love the No alcohol disclaimer. Too funny.

And I bet they take your picture at the end.:evil:

[CoasterMatt]

There's almost always a dark ride for sale on usedrides.com - I'll bet the Lounge could Swankineer a far better version.

[lashbear]

...and they're not robots - they're "Audio Glandamatronics" ™

[flippyshark]

Say, Lashbear, are you close enough to go give it a test ride? We'd love a trip report!

[lashbear]

Sexpo has ended for this year, but I might consider doing it next year if they put a Man-man scene in the sex train. :blush:

[Kevy Baby]

Sexpo has ended for this year, but I might consider doing it next year if they put a Man-man scene in the sex train. :blush:There is still Melbourne November 23-27.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

The very erotic Cirque du Soleil show "Zumanity" went one annoying step further ... in cutting the act that depicting male/male gay after the show premiered.Not exactly. Shortly after Zumanity opened one of the guys in that scene was injured and was thus unable to perform that scene. It was later restored when he recovered. I have confirmed with two different sources that the scene is back in the show.

And I agree with you Lashbear, no mo, no (me) show.

[lashbear]

More feedback - I believe it is more like a "Ghost train" than I thought -

The scenes only light up really briefly to hide the poor quality of the "Audio Glandamatronics" ™
Then they have a guy who scares you in the darkness by jumping out at you and yelling (not sure if he touches you :eek: )
In the Bobbit scene - the knife is raised, and as it is brought down the lights go out, preventing you from seeing anything.
...Glad I didn't go, really. Oh, and the lines were HUGE apparently. They need FastAss™

[Gn2Dlnd]

Headline should read: Sydney Australia Features the World's Worst Sex Themed Dark Ride

[Kevy Baby]

Headline should read: Sydney Australia Features the World's Worst Sex Themed Dark RideIs there more than one Sex Themed Dark Ride in the world? If not (I suspect), then the one ride could easily be the Best and Worst, all at the same time!

[€uroMeinke]

Is there more than one Sex Themed Dark Ride in the world?

Sex Themed Dark Ride - I presume this has been going on since automobiles were intorduced to America, maybe even before that.

[lashbear]

AAhhh yes... Sex themed Dark Rides....


"Welcome, Foolish virgins, to the Horn-ed Mansion"

"Your reddish pallor betrays a usage of Viagra... and consider this dismaying observation... this chamber contains no girls and no women.... This leaves you with this thrilling challenge... to find a way OUT of the closet.... [lispy voice] Of courth... there'ths alwayths MY way... [/lispy voice]"

:evil:

[lashbear]

OR: "This Chamber contains No Widows and NO Whores."

(Thanks to Lashstoat for this one)

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Brilliant Lash! :D

[Gemini Cricket]

"Madame Leota gives remarkable head..."

[lashbear]

When the slick whores creak, and the juices leak
poofs arrive for a flaming shriek,
Strait-laced straights with bedroom eyes
start to grope and sodomise
Prim proper perves COME OUT to socialise



Good heavens - I hope Mary Poppins doesn't read this thread or i'm in trouble.

[lashbear]

REALLY tacky HM joke coming up.

Imagine you've just gotten off the doombuggy and you're going up the ramp. You look over and there's Lickable Leota. She says:


"Come on my baaaack, come on my baaaaAAAAAck... I've been dyinggg to have you....."


Oh, now I've gone too far..... :eek:

[Gemini Cricket]

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean
Now with Jack Swallow AA's!
:D

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Did anyone (other than me) ever see the musical "Butt Pirates of the Caribbean"? No, I'm not kidding, it's a real musical. I saw it in WeHo a few years ago with a couple of straight friends and we all laughed our asses off! There used to be an official web site for the show, but sadly it is no more. I have the cast recording on CD. If you ever want to hear it, let me know.

[SacTown Chronic]

"Pound 'em, lads...pound 'em!"

[innerSpaceman]

"How's about a nice, juicy bone?"

[lashbear]

"we contort, we frottage, we felch, we suck, drink up, me hornies, yoo hoo !!"

[SzczerbiakManiac]

And for those who don't know what "felch" means, DON'T look it up. You will not want to know.

[mousepod]

Interesting derail (sounds like this ride is due for a derailment, anyway):

The term "Felch" was made up by a bunch of cartoonists - the crew of Zap! Comics - the idea was to make up a ridiculous sex act and include it in every story of a special issue a comic. Since the 1975 printing of the comic, the act has actually become a true fetish. Robert Crumb, Robert Williams, S Clay Wilson et al... you should be proud.

[innerSpaceman]

No.way.


Surely, people (and by people, I mean deranged, perverted homos) were doing that long before it was dubbed by the comicbook dudes.

[Kevy Baby]

Surely, people (and by people, I mean deranged, perverted homos) were doing that long before it was dubbed by the comicbook dudes.No, I wasn't. Not before then.

[mousepod]

So anyway, I went off searching to find proof that the story of Felch Cumics that I just shared with you was true. Turns out, I was wrong. The story is still great, though, as is the comic. Here's the true story, as told by Robert Williams:
OK, since we didn’t get in any trouble with Snatch and Jiz, and a couple of these other comics, I was partying one night with Crumb, Wilson and these other guys. And Wilson mentioned to me, he says, "I was talking to Ken Weaver and he had this real interesting word." I said what, "what it?" A word called "felch." I said, "what does that mean?" He said, "it is a real old term and it means orally withdrawing semen from someone’s lower digestive track after having anal sex." I said, "there’s a word for something like that?" That’s incredible that not only is there a word like that, but it has a provenance. Hell yeah, we’re going to do a felch comic. So I talked to Crumb, "yeah we’re going to do a felch comic."

So this was the splash panel to my comic, The Nectar of Satan, about felching. Now the comic went out for quite a while, and what would happen was the little dirty comic would, if there was no trouble, tend to sell with the big comics, the big underground comics. George DiCaprio, Leonardo DiCaprio’s father, was the distributor for underground comics in Los Angeles. And he said he got a call from one of his head shops that had been busted for their comics. So he had to go down with a lawyer with the owner of the head shop to the court down to see the DA and discuss this thing. Apparently what happened was the cops went around and put all the comics in a box. The DA went through the box looking for something to be really hard evidence and they find that Felch. See? So they were going to base the case on that Felch. Well, I would speculate that with the box was sitting around the police station for a while, and someone dug through that box, and one of the police found that Felch and lifted it. Because the next day when they were down there, DiCaprio and the headshop owner and the clerk were sitting outside the judge’s antechamber, and they heard the judge and the DA in there yelling, “Where’s the felch, where’s the felch?” Well they couldn’t find the Felch, so the case was dropped. And there has never been a case against underground comics because there was no test case.

If you want to read the comic, PM me... I think I know where there's a file you can read on your computer...