I'm addicted to porn.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Cupcake porn, that is.

It seems like everywhere I go these days, I am being pummeled by it. Today's Yahoo Buzz (http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/23437/let-them-eat-cake) pointed me in the direction of several (http://cupcakestakethecake.blogspot.com/) new (http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/cupcakes/clusters/) sources (http://chockylit.blogspot.com/).

Sure, a little bit of cupcake porn is OK. As long as it doesn't distract you or send you to the wrong part of town at the wrong time of the day looking for a piece. But when you're sitting at work, calculating how much extra time it would take to swing through Beverly Hills (http://www.sprinklescupcakes.com/) or Burbank (http://www.yummycupcakes.com/), I think that it's going too far. Cupcake porn is supposed to fulfill you-- so that you don't have to cheat on your lentil salad to get your jollies. But, friends, I'm afraid it's not working.

Some examples-- NSFH (heart, hips, health...)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/powerswaterworks/cup4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/powerswaterworks/cup3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/powerswaterworks/cup1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/powerswaterworks/183741526_2e5c3d6a97_m.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/powerswaterworks/135882864_b0201218a8_m.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/powerswaterworks/126260476_b3fbd8e6cf_m.jpg

[mousepod]

Ok... I admit that you hoodwinked me into opening your thread.

But now all I can think about is the Cupcake Café on 39th Street in NYC - and how much I miss it.

Thank God we have Citizen Cake here in SF.

[Scrooge McSam]

LOL

I find this thread strangely unsatisfying. Reminds me of porn.

[€uroMeinke]

Sorry - all I can think of is the cupcake orgy that was Disneyland's 50th and my stomach lurched a bit

[lashbear]

Sorry, I have to post this link. (Don't open at work because of song lyrics:)

Everybody Sing:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645

[Prudence]

Head on up this way and we can head to Cupcake Royale (http://www.cupcakeroyale.com/cupcakeflavors.html) or, if you need a change of pace, Top Pot Doughnuts. (http://www.toppotdoughnuts.com/flash/index.html)

[Not Afraid]

I'm more of a tart-girl myself.


Did I just call myself a tart?

[Prudence]

oooh! Cupcake Royale has a new Raspberry doughnut! That makes it a serving of fruit....right?

[Snowflake]

I'm more of a tart-girl myself.


Did I just call myself a tart?

Bwah-ha-ha-ha

You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Not Afraid again. :snap: :cheers: :snap:

[Prudence]

Tee-hee!

http://www.cupcakeroyale.com/store/images/stickers/stkr_legalize.gif

[€uroMeinke]

Me, I'd just like a slice of cherry pie

[blueerica]

Cuppycake Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLdrn4Q15os)

It doesn't help to read this thread when this song has been in my head the last two days.

I like cupcakes AND tarts, and like My Pal € - the 50th took the wind out of my cupcake-lovin' sails. I really haven't had any since. :(

[Not Afraid]

Me, I'd just like a slice of cherry pie

I'm sleeping with Agent Cooper!

[Morrigoon]

Oh wow, that song's just dripping with cute!

[Kevy Baby]

Oh...

I thought we were talkng about REAL porn. Ya know; like this:

http://www.animalovers.org/images/Love%20Stories/Oneida%20Kittens%20001.jpg

[Not Afraid]

You just caused the biggest cute orgasm I've had in ages!

[Prudence]

You just caused the biggest cute orgasm I've had in ages!

Oh, you should see my mom's two new adorable flame point kittens. Even my dad, mr. I hate cats, can be found toting one or both around, sharing a nap on the couch, etc... I should get photos.

[Not Afraid]

You NEED to get photos.

[BarTopDancer]

I like cupcakes AND tarts, and like My Pal € - the 50th took the wind out of my cupcake-lovin' sails. I really haven't had any since. :(

We shoulda gone to Katella. Katella cupcakes = droolmazing.

[Prudence]

Oh they are so cute. Yesterday I was over there trying on suits and Buddy was playing with Ryan's shoe. Ryan was just sitting on the couch, reading, and Buddy was just hopping about, leaping over the shoe, batting at the lace, hopping over to the other side, licking his leg, and so on. Gracie was sitting posed like a princess. And then went to play with a toy. They're just so cute. But they have the sniffles. :( They were rescues from an unsanitary breeder. So they need to clear up their snots to be totally photogenic..

[Not Afraid]

I've had my share of snotty kitties lately. I don't mind.

[BarTopDancer]

Oh...

I thought we were talkng about REAL porn. Ya know; like this:

http://www.animalovers.org/images/Love%20Stories/Oneida%20Kittens%20001.jpg


KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kevy Baby]

Kittens galore

http://www.rintinaby.co.uk/images/Tufty%20dance.jpghttp://defiant.net/kittens-05/kittens/castle-kittens-3.jpghttp://www.kittens-lair.net/store/en/top-cat.jpghttp://www.utdallas.edu/~zeng/photos/kittens/kittens4s.jpghttp://www.petebevin.com/kittens/full.php?img=CAT_0006.JPGhttp://www.purriwinkle.ca/adminsection/kittens/announcements/we%20three%20kittens.JPGhttp://www.kattenplaza.nl/page/katten_bestanden/forumkat2005.jpghttp://www.llandar.co.uk/graphics/kittens/florence.jpghttp://www.orientalkittensforsale.com/graphics/front2.jpg

[Prudence]

okay - I'll try to get some kitten pics this weekend. they're so cute! They play play play play and then drop where they are to snooze.

[Not Afraid]

I just started a thread about this guy. (http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=6070092)

[Gemini Cricket]

Heidi,
All the rage here in Boston is Johnny Cupcakes (http://www.johnnycupcakes.com/shop.html). His shirts are hot and they're everywhere.

I just think he's cute...
This (http://www.johnnycupcakes.com/story.html) is Johnny meditating. I love him.
:)

[Ponine]

Cupcake porn, that is.

I would LOVE to have a cupcake cake, like the wedding cake? I've made them for showers, with the big 'ol flowers on the top, I think they are sooooooo cool.

Did you end up getting a cupcake and I didnt see that post?

[mousepod]

Not to change the subject too much, but have you all tried Beard Papa's cream puffs? I just had them for the first time a couple of months ago (a couple years late to the party, I admit) - and was blown away.

[Not Afraid]

They have a Beard Papa at Hollywood and Highland and I keep meaning to pop in there, but it never seems to happen.

[blueerica]

Mmmm... I think I'm just hungry at this point. Cuppycakes!

[Gemini Cricket]

Sorry - all I can think of is the cupcake orgy that was Disneyland's 50th and my stomach lurched a bit
And mousepod and his lovely lady left with like 500 of them. *Urp.* :D

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Oh, how I love cupcakes! There's a LOVELY dessert place in San Diego. You, Tom and I should drive up someday, visit Soph, and eat some pretty mini-cakes. Though these places in L.A. will do. Oh, yes. Oh yes, they'll do.

[Andrew]

I'm addicted to porn. Me too.

Wait, what were we talking about?

[BarTopDancer]

Wait, what were we talking about?

Shiny!

[€uroMeinke]

I thought this (http://www.browniepointsblog.com/2005/10/22/shf-13-x-rated-cupcakes/)might be an appropriate link to this thread

[Not Afraid]

I made cupcakes that looked like boobs for a party about 25 years ago. Well, the sort of looked like boobs. They had nipples.

[RStar]

Wow, I really can have my cake, and eat it too! :snap:


BTW, thank you for the song stuck in my head all day! I was at work humming "The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn. Grab you *ick and double-click, the internet is for porn!"

I just wanted to be sure you were aware of the effect you people have on others in the community.

Thank you so much.

Your Mammas are all proud, I'm sure! ;)

[CoasterMatt]

Here's a couple appropriate links for this thread...
BOTH OF THEM ARE NSFW!!!

Cut The Cake (http://www.boners.com/grub/797037.html)

Very Happy Birthday (http://www.boners.com/grub/797082.html)