10 more good reasons to get laid

[Capt Jack]

Put this here because of its...uh...techie side. :D

sent to me, presented to you. enjoy

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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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true or no? not a clue...but it sure sounds good.
;)

[mousepod]

and you don't need special sneakers!

But they sure do help!

[flippyshark]

As regards number 6 - Should someone expect more offers of sex if they have been (ahem) frequent masters of their own domain? It would seem that such persons would give off equal amounts of pheromones.

[blueerica]

Masters of their own domain.... HAHA!

[Alex]

As regards number 6 - Should someone expect more offers of sex if they have been (ahem) frequent masters of their own domain? It would seem that such persons would give off equal amounts of pheromones.

That would be failing to be masters of their own domain.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

As regards number 6 - Should someone expect more offers of sex if they have been (ahem) frequent masters of their own domain? It would seem that such persons would give off equal amounts of pheromones.

You know, I think bodies can tell. This may have no basis in fact, but it seems to me that our bodies give off different pheromones where we're having sex, not having sex, or self-pleasuring. And the difference is perceptible. I'm not saying I can tell, but I think some people can.

And for a bit of TMI, when I'm sexually active, I suddenly am more attracitve to other people. Approached more often, etc.

Now, that could be because I'm giving off a sex pheromon. But it could also be that I'm exuding more confidence because I'm gettin' some, and confidence is attractive.

Definitely agree about all the positive effects good (and I stress the 'good') sex has on the body and mind.

[Ponine]

Definitely agree about all the positive effects good (and I stress the 'good') sex has on the body and mind.
Do you now?

Seems to me that all it does is brings attention to people when they dont need it.

That seems to be a negative, not a positive.

I dont know that I beleive any are true except maybe number seven, for men anyway.
Caveat: They may all be true for men, I dont know.

Otherwise, I think someone was trying to pull the wool over your eyes with that email.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Otherwise, I think someone was trying to pull the wool over your eyes with that email.

I can only speak for myself, but I found a lot of truth in it. Generally speaking, I think love is a great beautician. A well loved body is usually a happy body, and a happy body is generally a healthier body.

[Ponine]

I can only speak for myself, but I found a lot of truth in it. Generally speaking, I think love is a great beautician. A well loved body is usually a happy body, and a happy body is generally a healthier body.
Interesting notion. I'll leave it at that.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

wow, no wonder I'm such a big looser. I think I need to win the lottery, move to some small comunity in Nevada and spend, spend, spend

[Ponine]

I didnt mean to kill a thread. This tread for me went something like this:
Ponine roams LoT, looking for new posts..
Oh... a new thread... called "10 more good reasons to get laid " hmm... No, not for me.
I'm insulted by the thread title, and I know better. Let the fun loving LoT'rs have at this one.
It's no huge secret that I'm one of the less verbal, and the more prude like around here.

A few hours later... an IM
LoT poster: Hey, did you read Jack's thread?
Me: oh god no, I dont need to be in that thread.
LoT: awwww.. you should... read it.
Me: No, really, its not a Ponine thread.
LoT: Come on , read the thread.
Me: Fine, for you I will read it.

Minutes later.. yeah, I didnt need to be in that thread.
My apologies for dragging the thread down, please, someone, come in and perk it back up!

[Capt Jack]

insulted?
the furthest from my intentions my friend.

as far as dragging it down, eh. it was one of those that was destined to be short lived anyway.

[Gemini Cricket]

Kissing is wonderful.
:)

[blueerica]

I'm actually on EH's page here. I think that maybe it's inferred that it means "get laid all the time, any time, by whomever will do it with you." but I don't think that's necessarily what it's promoting. It's just a funny way to present what science is slowly proving to be true, at least to an extent. The sex they're prescribing can be in a long-term committed relationship, as well, and I think that's key to remember. I also think it's important to know that many of the effects are psychological... and can be so in a good way, should the circumstances be right.

Personally, I find that when I'm in a committed situation, having good sex can make me feel good about myself. This feeling good isn't dependent on the other person, but I gotta face the facts: being desirable to someone else does bring up the happy quotient. Being happier means being healthier, and when you find that - from sex to hobbies to sex as a hobby - to whatever - then that's a good thing, no matter what.

[Kevy Baby]

Sex is a misdemeanor: the more I miss, the meaner I get.

[Capt Jack]

Sex is a misdemeanor: the more I miss, the meaner I get.


*rimshot*

[innerSpaceman]

So now my health is in danger, too?


As if withdrawal wasn't enough .... could I possibly be more depressed?

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

So now my health is in danger, too?


As if withdrawal wasn't enough .... could I possibly be more depressed?

Yeah, you could be ME!! :rolleyes: Awwwww......

[Isaac]

If you need more than 2 reason to get laid there's something wrong with you.