Jungle Cruise-The Movie!

[AllyOops!]

Because I never post anything of real relevance, and if I do, you might all start liking me... ;) :p

Maybe this has already been posted. Maybe it's in the wrong forum. Maybe I'm going to link it ASAP so you can get to discussin' your excitement or lack thereof for Jungle Cruise- the movie!

From my home page to LoT, my job is done. Enjoy, my friends! :)

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,20070,00.html?rsslatest

[sleepyjeff]

I am waiting for Monorail the movie to make it to the big screen.

[Ghoulish Delight]

I am waiting for Monorail the movie to make it to the big screen. That's not until 2010. First they'll be releasing Cosmic Waves the Musical, a film in 3D, followed by The Parking Structre, an action adventure staring Keanu Reaves and Sandra Bullock. The tagline is, "Danger at 14 MPH!" *






*Alternately, "Caution:U-Turn Ahead!!"

[AllyOops!]

I am waiting for Monorail the movie to make it to the big screen.

Hahahaha! :D I'm hoping Monorail the movie will also be released with the future summer blockbusters SKYBUCKETS! Terror In The Fantasyland & Tomorrowland Skies! and Matterhorn Mountain- starring Ron Perlman as Harold. ;) :p

[Snowflake]

Well, I do think An Adventure Thru Inner Space would be a natural

[CoasterMatt]

There's a script floating around for "The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes", only it's "The Computer's Got Kicks"... :mad:

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Jungle Cruise movie, why not? It should have more potential than "It's a Small World" the movie. (http://jimhillmedia.com/blogs/jim_hill/archive/2003/09/29/153.aspx)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Star Tours, the prequel?

[Boss Radio]

Superstar Limo: Tokyo Drift

[Disneyphile]

That's not until 2010. First they'll be releasing Cosmic Waves the Musical, a film in 3D, followed by The Parking Structre, an action adventure staring Keanu Reaves and Sandra Bullock. The tagline is, "Danger at 14 MPH!" *Holy crap, GD. That is too damn funny!!!! :snap:

I think it's going to be interesting to see how a movie is inspired by a ride that was inspired by a movie. And, sadly, I'm betting there will be no mention of The African Queen.

[Boss Radio]

Made for TV movies:

Death on Big Thunder Mountain
Pancake Patriot: The America Sings Tragedy
Death Ship Columbia
Under My Wheels: The People Mover Incident
Lady, Sit Down! The Matterhorn Suicides
One Swims, the Other Doesn't: The Tom Sawyer Island Tragedy

[Gn2Dlnd]

Pancake Patriot: The America Sings Tragedy


You're terrible, Muriel.

Autopia: The Shinning
Sweepers!: The Musical
The Wally Boag Story: Hair Today, Hairpiece Tomorrow

[CoasterMatt]

Coworkers give big :snap: to those ones, Boss Radio :D

[Gemini Cricket]

I refuse to see Astro-Orbiter the Movie. EVEN if it's in 3-D.

:D

[AllyOops!]

How funny, y'all!! :snap: :snap:

I've long given up on the attractions to movies extravaganza. Especially if I find that Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams or Tim Allen has been cast as the dashing Skipper. :(

I think I would pay to see a Deliverance sequel with those banjo strumming Hillbillies that play on the Rivers Of America pre-Fantasmic (Billy Hill & The Hillbillies, I believe). Hearing unwilling pig squeals uttered by unsuspecting mouse-eared guests on Tom Sawyers Island might be worth the price of admission for me.

It could only get better with the revelation that all four Dapper Dans are registered sex offenders. But hey, that's just me. I 'm a big Law & Order: SVU fan.

;)

[Boss Radio]

It could only get better with the revelation that all four Dapper Dans are registered sex offenders. But hey, that's just me. I 'm a big Law & Order: SVU fan.

;)

And they could all live together under house arrest on a reality show for recovering flashers called:
BARE COUNTRY.

Thank you.

[Gn2Dlnd]

^ Do we have a "collective groan" smilie?

[Hades]

Oh, I can see this thread is difting into hell... And speaking of segways (NO, not the recalled two wheeled Disney suit conveyances), why not make a movie out of the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride attraction? Of course, it would be of the Adult Video variety. Working title could be "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride: Wind On Your Willows":p(fellatio cat) :evil: High speed sexcapades through the seedy side of Olde London climaxing with the hot orgy in Hell!:evil:

[Ghoulish Delight]

http://imdb.com/title/tt0118172/

THERE'S a mental image I can do without.

[katiesue]

Oh no, I think I actually watched that.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Jungle Cruise movie, why not? It should have more potential than "It's a Small World" the movie. (http://jimhillmedia.com/blogs/jim_hill/archive/2003/09/29/153.aspx)

Oh, god.

Bashillian sends his agents to join the thousands already on the hunt. But with a dark goal in mind: to find & kill the children of the U.N. Ambassadors.

And think of the new additions to the ride! Just add a little "Buzz Lightyear" magic to the ride-- lazers and targets, specifically-- and suddenly the demographic opens right up!