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JWBear
10-03-2006, 10:17 PM
Warning: Not for those with no sense of humor when it comes to Christianity. (In other words... don't flame me; you were warned!) :D

Keep Your Jesus off my P*n*s! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5YrB7TpT1Y)
scaeagles
10-04-2006, 05:35 AM
I'm not going to click it, but curious....would you post something similar about Allah? Might lead to death threats.:)
SacTown Chronic
10-04-2006, 07:09 AM
Keep your Allah off my <o<k!
Moonliner
10-04-2006, 07:15 AM
Humm...


wwlco?

Naw, better play it safe and not click either.
JWBear
10-04-2006, 08:52 AM
I'm not going to click it, but curious....would you post something similar about Allah? Might lead to death threats.:)
In a heartbeat!
Strangler Lewis
10-04-2006, 08:54 AM
I'm not going to click it, but curious....would you post something similar about Allah? Might lead to death threats.:)

As might this; however, it is funny, spot on and says nothing rude about Jesus (unless emphasizing that he was a Jewish teacher is rude).
SzczerbiakManiac
10-04-2006, 12:02 PM
would you post something similar about Allah?If I could find a synonym for my ding-dong that rhymed with Allah, sure! :evil:
Gn2Dlnd
10-04-2006, 01:29 PM
^ Wally.
scaeagles
10-04-2006, 06:08 PM
"Keep you Allahs off my Ball-a's"
€uroMeinke
10-04-2006, 08:29 PM
Or you could feminize it - Keep your Allah out of my vagina
innerSpaceman
10-04-2006, 08:55 PM
That would indeed be more the case. Interference wise, as respects to the retards of the world's major religions.
Strangler Lewis
10-04-2006, 09:14 PM
Or you could feminize it -

Fatwas off my tatas
Not Afraid
10-04-2006, 09:16 PM
I'm just amazed how well Allah and Vaginah work together.
Snowflake
10-04-2006, 09:27 PM
Fatwas off my tatas

Brilliant and I have to say, that was quite funny. Above and the video, who knew I'd enjoy country music?
Strangler Lewis
10-04-2006, 10:19 PM
I'm just amazed how well Allah and Vaginah work together.

Who made the Saladin?
DisneyFan25863
10-04-2006, 11:11 PM
You guys are sooooo going to hell.

That video was pretty funny, though.
€uroMeinke
10-04-2006, 11:17 PM
Keep your Zarathustra out of my Kama Sutra
Gn2Dlnd
10-05-2006, 02:47 AM
Keep your Hubbard out of my cupboard.
scaeagles
10-05-2006, 05:29 AM
Keep your Vishnu off my my fish
Sub la Goon
10-05-2006, 06:27 AM
Who let the dogma out?
scaeagles
10-05-2006, 06:41 AM
Apparently Iran has been monitoring this thread....

"Don't masturbate during Ramadan" (http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3311189,00.html)
SacTown Chronic
10-05-2006, 07:09 AM
No masturbation?!? That does it, Ramadan...I'm out.



R U jackin' it?
Prudence
10-05-2006, 07:27 AM
I'm just amazed how well Allah and Vaginah work together.


I was thinking Allah and Labia might be the more relevant paring.
tracilicious
10-05-2006, 04:30 PM
Apparently Iran has been monitoring this thread....

"Don't masturbate during Ramadan" (http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3311189,00.html)


That article only said deliberate masturbation is forbidden. How does one accidentally masturbate?
Ghoulish Delight
10-05-2006, 04:31 PM
That article only said deliberate masturbation is forbidden. How does one accidentally masturbate?
Wet dreams
tracilicious
10-05-2006, 05:17 PM
A wet dream is just accidental ejaculation though. I'd hardly call that masturbating.
scaeagles
10-05-2006, 05:19 PM
Right. Accidental masturbation.
Strangler Lewis
10-05-2006, 07:10 PM
That article only said deliberate masturbation is forbidden. How does one accidentally masturbate?

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
CoasterMatt
10-05-2006, 07:35 PM
I was cleaning it and it just went off!