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Gn2Dlnd
10-28-2006, 01:40 PM
Time to resurrect this thread from another time, another board. Add your own, I'll add more as the, ahem, spirit moves me.

"I'm Gn2dlnd,"
That's what he said,
This pair of red longjohns,
Mark where he lies dead.

Remain seated, please.
Gn2Dlnd
10-28-2006, 01:41 PM
Not Afraid,
Should have been,
EuroMeinke,
Turned out mean.
Gn2Dlnd
10-28-2006, 01:47 PM
MickeyLumbo,
Tarzan's "friend",
Got too close to his float,
And dragged 'round the bend.
Gn2Dlnd
10-28-2006, 01:48 PM
MonorailMan,
High atop a pylon,
Learned a Monorail can,
Smear you for a mile long.
Gn2Dlnd
10-28-2006, 01:51 PM
InnerSpaceMan and Zap,
Caused an Atomobile e-stop,
Crushed by a snowflake,
With a deafening p-pop.
Gn2Dlnd
10-28-2006, 01:53 PM
Cadaverous Pallor and Ghoulish Delight,
Jingle-Belled to death one Hanukkah Night,
Diverted a boat on Small World Holiday,
Weren't found until opening the following day.
CoasterMatt
10-28-2006, 02:01 PM
Delightful stuff! :D
tracilicious
10-28-2006, 02:14 PM
Do me, do me!
Motorboat Cruiser
10-28-2006, 02:43 PM
Wonderful! :)
Snowflake
10-28-2006, 02:54 PM
:D
Oh, I'm loving this!
katiesue
10-28-2006, 03:38 PM
Keep going.
Kevy Baby
10-28-2006, 03:49 PM
Do me, do me!No: I'm married
Ghoulish Delight
10-28-2006, 03:50 PM
Here lies Ghoulish Delight
Seems he died mid-fright.
Snuck up behind his wife
Who was holding a paring knife
And gave her the scare of his life.